/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>$10,000
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Okay /biz/, I've had a ton of fun these past few years leveling up IRL with your collective guidance (after filtering it with research). I have accumulated:

>250k+ LINK
highest risk, highest reward, but resonating in 5k eoy timeline
>$75k+ equity in (income-producing) Real Estate
ty crypto lol
>50oz. Silver bullion
just fell for this boomer memevestment to 'protect' wealth, but it's unironically fun to play with & collect

What else am I missing?
I know I need to diversify into the stock market, but I'm >waiting for the correction
bc the market is overheated
Any other investment sectors I can siphon my autistic OCD tendencies and capital in?

>>10991013
Pls notice me Senpai Sergey

>>10980825
>>10980825
That's so weird bc I use fentanyl on occasion though I'm not addicted. When I'm nodding hard I have extreme comfort in knowing I'm going to make money* so it's a good drug for /biz/.

IV is for extreme degenerates. Get help my fren.

*t. 270k LINK

>>10892713
His office smells... indescribable. Empty McDonald's food containers, bottles filled with urine of various darknesses (plus one that clearly filled nearly to the brim with ejaculate), a crusty hot plate on which he heats old Big Macs and "hot knifes" bricks of hashish, a wastepaper basket containing a leaky trash bag half-full of empty vodka bottles and vomit, a black-skinned onahole taped to a paint can shaker which was clearly stolen from Lowe's, dozens of old, crusty socks, a battered bucket with the word "shit" scrawled on it, two lumpy, heavy contractor bags which he flips out about if you so much as look at them, a colorful mold colony in the carpet, strange stains across the windows (the blinds are always closed & disarrayed as if someone attacked them bodily), a totally forgotten aquarium filled with opaque green muck, a waterbong made out of an old milk carton (which was not cleaned before construction), a pyramid of empty energy drink cans, and too much else to report here all conspire to produce an aroma vaguely reminiscent of an unexpected stillbirth produced mid-coitus by the filthiest whore I ever knew (I somehow finished).

To say that Sergey dominates a conversation is an understatement: to "speak" with him is to suffer the harranguing monologues of a schizophrenic megalomaniac; he literally ignores anything that anyone else has to say, taking advantage of the pause in his diatribe to drink or eat before suddenly interrupting you -- not just mid-sentance or even mid-word -- mid-SYLLABLE with something COMPLETELY non-sequitor, as if it were the most important thing in the world at that very instant, spiced with thinly veiled insults and solemn "shout-outs" to a variety of deceased hip-hop & rap artists.

JPMorgan Chase & Co.

I'm proud of this meme. Should I register for cfa or buy more link?

Holy shit. I've been following Chainlink's Pivotal Tracker for a while now and they literally just keep adding more tasks to the icebox - on top of that, they keep pulling more tasks from the icebox to the current list.

What's worse, the current lists are only ever half-completed each week, so they keep pushing tasks back weeks and weeks. It just keeps piling up for them, check it out yourself.

They won't have main-net until at least Q1 2019, they still have to test it all too!

>>10710754
We are unironically going to be the next elite.

Go to sleep. Just go to sleep.

Dear Sergey.

Thank from bottom of his heart. You make feel like happy when the rain is not good. We love you together. We wish you happiness.

Thank Sergey

By Roman.

Only 35 000 people can own 10k links.

>>10636914
>linkteam6
Kek, nice one anon

>>10625377
These digits have been recorded.

>>10625848
Link
Stoicism

>>10591155

31st, august 2018.

>>10567216
>167 cubes
God damn. Immortalize me anon.

>>10542913
>>10542913

>>10538177
>>10538177

>>10478195
>store of value
Even better, Link is the spice from Dune desu

>>10475392
Based Steve

>YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD, MR. GOLDBERG