/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28204260
I suspect it will still be high because of new shorts taken out during the pump. People will look at it and say "See we still got em by the balls!" even though these are new shorts that really can't be squeezed unless someone finds a way to pump and hold it over 300-400 for weeks. But normies won't think about it like that, they'll see high short % and low buy in cost and pump it for one last dead cat bounce tomorrow and then it's going to be all over after that.

Racism isn't funny. It's boring, really. Of all the shit they could have done, they just made some racist jokes and slapped a dick pic on there.

Alright frens, please help me out.

I've got $1k to invest. I'd like something that will pump by 20-30% by Friday.

What do I buy?

Do you get asspained about being called a nigger here or do you embrace the culture?

Anons should I buy more?

>>27529183
/biz/ isn't Reddit, despite the recent influx of Redditors. Reality is cold and we've accepted it. Short interest is fucked. Volume is fucked. Melvin did, in fact, cover their shorts. It doesn't matter whether they did so illegally, or they are using Jewdi magic to drive the price down, the fact is that it is happening and the likelihood of it recovering to where it was yesterday morning is astronomically low at this point, even if other hedgies start covering their shorts.

Why is it that you "will never sell"?

Have you actually given any thought to this idea, or are you just blindly following Reddit memes?

Genuinely curious.

I don't get shit

>>25816349
but what does long squeeze mean

>>25749553
>buying alts when ETH exists

when is the correction coming? this won't last forever

I bought 1000 yesterday. I can afford 1000 more at this price. I feel like it's the bottom, but I'm not sure. Should I pull the trigger?

>tfw when btc is a hedge against gold and fiat currency, but xmr and eth are hedges against btc, but ada/algo/dot/atom/avax/etc are hedges against eth, and zec/dash are hedges against xmr, meanwhile link/bat/mana/etc are bonus value on eth, but don't know how to separate the valuation of the bonus from the protocol itself

does anyone here even understand this shit or is it just 100% gambling? how could you possibly understand all of this?

>>24546641
>Get some hot PAs to help u eventually then you can fuck em between patients

Based. Yeah I might as well keep working. I worked my ass off to get here after all. And yeah, dermpath is a fucking racket for sure. I've been considering it heavily. Thanks for the advice, senpai

I just read the whitepaper (opendao.io). I am impressed. How mcap is so tiny? Seriously, I dont get it.

Why does 95% of crypto tokens follow the same pattern?

I've figured out their plan with Chainlink, I could be wrong but it's rare that I make a mistake. I won't go in to the details but there will be a similar pump to what we saw earlier this year, the majority did not sell and now feel like they missed out.. they're primed to sell at the next pump and that is exactly, precisely the moment they will swoop in and purchase all the LINK tokens before skyrocketing to 100 and beyond.

>>23092132
>Never forget that the SpaceForce bros sending information back in time HAVE LITERALLY ALREADY BEATEN THE DEEPSTATE BEFORE.

you got any screencaps or something about this? keen to dive down that one

>>22874104
by my calculations, yes

I've got about $50,000 to buy an altcoin(s). What should I buy and justify yourselves. I was thinking Loopring but I'm open to suggestions.

i have 60K usd to invest in crypto
a house I paid
I'm 26, yes: rent free
I used to have 10K link
now I have zero.
should I buy back 1000 linkies?

shill me the next 100x
now I have
PCX - PRQ - FLP - FRONT - HAKKA - OM and also some klp.

What would be your idea of a perfect shitcoin?