/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30251696

>he fell for the “margin” (casino credit) meme

>>30245585

>this is the average /biz/ poster

Enjoy your bags fucktard

>>30245049

Enjoy your NIO bags fren

>>30238674

>sell blue chips
>load up on memes

Imagine holding this piece of shit

Just woke up.

OIL BARONS WW@??

...per 0.2 BTC
check my dubs bitch

>>30208693

OIL.

FUCK GREEN ENERGY

AND

FUCK JANNIES

OIL.

Oil.

>>30197446

Blow me gay bear

>>30193060

>3 shares @ 79

You’re gonna hold my bags when we hit $200 schlomo

What time do we get the OPEC+ news?

Fuck green energy

And

Fucken Jannies

Oil.

>>30156402

Fuck OPEC+

And

Fuck Jannies

Holy SHIT. After the dead cat bounce the next stimmie bill will provide, I can finally have the sale of a lifetime and buy up ALL of your bags. So since it’s inevitable that I’m going to be making money off of your little bubble, tell your patrician overlord what bags he can take off your hands plebians.

>>30075746
>make your boss money and become an economically reliant debt-peasant
>but dont play our game, its no goyim allowed, you wont win don’t even try it
>t. HemfrO0N

>>30059940
You imply I haven’t been doing that to an extant. I don’t care about making an immediate profit short-term. It’s nice, and all, but that’s not the goal. In order to get where I want, this market needs to collapse, totally and utterly fail. I don’t want to make it, I want to make it big.

t. same anon (you) replied to
I’m Mobile Faggin’ It

I’ll start:
>be me
>60+ y/o neobzoomer
>bored asf
>decide to fuck with the plebs
>crawl out of the florida swamps and make my way to m*ami
>cruisindownthestreetinmuhvette.jpg
>install autopilot in my 70s car
>fuck you /o/ lmao
>roll up stogey made in UV tabaco firm i bankrolled
>distant seething from commie island that looks like poo intensifies
>death squads lookin kinda bullish desu
>HEY SIRI
>*doodoot*
>CALL ME SECRETARY FAGGOT
>*calling stacy*
>heeeeyyyy, stacy!
>“y-yes, mr. anon?”
>remind me to find firms that supply cuban deathsquads and slowly buy in, then give a massive pump to tell the commies to get off their asses and shoot the shit
>but don’t say a word about my investment
>“do you want to keep it off the record”
>nope just make sure no one else profits, no speculation
>fuck you /biz/ lmao
hint: if your reading this in the future and those stocks pump, (you) know why ;^)
>see wagies on the cyberpunk streets of m*ami, whose aesthetic and crime rate i personally pumped
>one’s cuban
>I like cubans
>HOLA ONIONS UN GRINGO Y YO ESTOY MUY GENORASIO
>APPRENDO LOS STOGEYS PARA NO DÓLARES Y DICE LA GUBIERMENTO DEL SU PAÍS...
>Siri how do I say to go fuck itself in beaner
>*doodoot*
>*Que se joda*
>YEAH THAT
>cuban is seething but doesn’t turn it down
>stack of stogeys is more then he makes in a year in wageslavery
>roll away throwing stogeys at hookers to show booba to me and the wagie plebs
>noice.jpg
>stillcruisinwhilewagieslosin.wav
>consider that the cuban wagie will probably resent me for the rest of his life and will try to usurp my wealth or some shit
>will only realize the value of the stogeys once he figures out its value goes up
>cuban will probably get into investing and will do everything he can to beat me
>hegeliandialectics.pdf
>mfw ive made it
>mfw cuban is gonna make it
>mfw wagmi

>>29087795
See picrel

>>28808608

>>27772702
If you cant adapt, ngmi

>>27712146
>he doesn't know about buy the rumor sell the news

>>27437948

Puts on GME anyone?