/biz/ - Business & Finance

The only way to make it is to gamble 100% on either side.

ETF may be a sell the news event, so cash is a better option.

>>57108173
Pls don't joke about this
>tfw still remembering all the piano lessons and tutors that they made me go to
>tfw haven't touched a piano in a decade, working a job that has nothing to do with what I was being made to study back then

I refuse to buy bitcoin above $40,000. I refuse to buy into muh bitcoin ETF speculative hype before the inevitable dump before the actual Bull begins. I refuse to be Blackrock exit liquidity

Diversifying is fucking retarded. Im going to invest my 400k€ on MSTR (basically BTC) and 3x my money in the next 3 years. If it doesn't work im killing myself. This is less risk than muuuhh DCA into cuckandp500 for 40 years when your dick doesn't work and you cannot enjoy any hobies because your eyesight and joints are fucked.

>>56862115
>all these $50k+ bulls

>>56862546
>Missed the bottom
Anon, I...

I just bought 2M did I buyed the top

Ethbros i have forgotten how it feels to outperform

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_M_uvDChJQ

I don't know if I should dump all of my TSLA or go 100% on it.

https://i.warosu.org/data/biz/img/0158/19/1570295653458.webm

Could someone explain why are bonds paying less and less? 4-5% is now considered "high rates", and if long term index funds that are holding long term debt (like TLT, or Vanguard 20YR Euro if you are from EU) start going up, it means that the market is ok with these rates and they expect them to go back down... but how low? are we going back to 1%-2% rates? im assuming no negative rates again. But again, if we go into easy money again, wouldn't this cause inflation again, needing to raise rates?

Could someone explain this to an high school dropout?

>>56723393
I believe only in blood and flesh. anyone can steal culture, language and religion, but not an ethnic group

>>56662241
I had Angel Rivas at sight but I decided to not do it because I would cum in 15 seconds. I wonder how many thousands i've saved from not going to escorts because I cum too fast.
inb4 normie advice to last longer. Tried all. I just cope with videogames and thats about it.

>>56642193
>In 25 years

>tfw premature ejaculation so I've saved thousands from not visiting 200€/h escorts since its not worth it for 12 seconds of a bj
>inb4 normie advice like just fap before going/just go for a second round/just try x drug/some other dumb shit from cutcels or low sentiencetards that last long
What do I do with all this money? I just aspiecel at home.

>tfw premature ejaculation so don't bother spending 200€/h to cum in 12 seconds of a bj
>tried all normie copes (just cum before visiting the girl/just take X drug/just dont care cumming fast is alfa/just this and that and this and that)

>APPL was $40 in 2019

How do I turn 370k€ into 1M€?
I have no income now.

Currently have it on monetary funds, neeting around 1.2k€ a month at current BCE rates

>BTC

I cannot buy such big amount, I would get my account frozen

>DCA
It would take me ages to DCA in

Is anyone aware on fixed income funds? from what i've researched, long duration bonds should skyrocket if interest rates drop and they should have peaked by now? I was looking at a fund like this:

>Vanguard 20+ Year Euro Treasury Index Fund EUR Acc

Im also not starting "a business" or some random shit.

Anyone serious advice much appreciated.

>>56494795
read my previous reply
>>56494726
the pump was a mirage

I am already financially bored

I only managed to get 1500 am I going to at least hit 6 figures so my life can start?

>>56381249
I'm 43 and recently knocked up a 17yo (legal where I live). How absolutely JUSTed am I in the financial sense?

>>56367028
>Crypto dying won't change anything
No offense, but that's a bit delusional, my friend. For online payments, crypto's got you covered with gateways like Utrust. To tackle that looming quantum threat, look into hyperpolyglot chains like QAN. p2e also brings fun to the mix. You might want to step up your game a bit cos crypto is not going anywhere.

Only 5 days left Anons to claim your free tokens.
https://genesis.celestia.org/
You get some for activity on l2s
Total supply is 1 billion, what price do you expect?

Not even a week left to claim, im gonna do it now. I got 2 wallets with 50 claimable and one with 70.
Check for your wallet: https://genesis.celestia.org/
Somebody here told me i need to make different adresses for that. Im doing it on a old samsung, you guys think its save?
Furthermore what price do you expect it to be