/biz/ - Business & Finance

I am a crypto millionaire who edged to porn for literally 8 hours today on a bunch of adderall. That means I was masturbating but didn't cum for 8 hours, which is possible due to adderall basically being legal meth. I don't do it often, maybe once a year, but holy shit it's awesome, and today was a personal record (previous was 6 hours)

Ask me anything. And yes buy Link it's probably the only worthwhile crypto to own, even over BTC or ETH.

what about you?

You know what time it is

Sup faggots

sub 750k: get out of this thread you are not welcome.
750k-999.9999k: you may lurk but not post
1MM+: You may post

Over 2MM again. The crash fucked me hard, lost 800k BUT NOW WE BACK.

How do I spend money like a nigger and have the most fun? No traveling or real estate suggestions.

WHOOOO I'M BACK, BABY. OVER 2 MILLY AGAIN!

ITT we celebrate our immense gains. No poor fags with less than 750k allowed, please respect our space.

We discuss-
Goals
Buying awesome shit
Things to do with our money
Diet

GO!

I've made multiple threads about buying stuff with your gains. Asking for anything in between frivolous fun shit to useful life improving items/experiences, etc.

But then I realized something, you're all fucking poor fags who buy high and sell low.

THIS IS THE BIZ MILLIONAIRES THREAD - WHAT WE BUY EDITION

If you don't have 750k you aren't allowed in this thread.

Share things you've purchased to make your life better. No "muh traveling" or "muh buy real estate" shut the fuck up this isn't about poor people fantasies or parlaying gains into long term investments

I made 2.4MM in crypto in 11 months... I WAS up to 4MM but this crash kind of fucked me a bit, although I knew a correction was coming I didn't know it would come so soon...

Anyways I've cashed out 750k ontop of what I still own in crypto. Yes, I will pay taxes and it will be a lot (I'm american).

However this thread is not about that.

What the fuck to I buy with all my money? I'm 29, single, unemployed (I quit my job after my first million in crypto, told my boss I was going back to school in case I needed to return in the future).

So far I've bought an A. Lange & Söhne watch (45k), all kinds of super high end furniture and decorations for my condo, an elite water purification system, high end air filters, an amazingly powerful desktop computer (10k), spend like 25k on nice clothing and shoes. Also every time I party I arrange for a nurse to come to my home the next day and give me an IV with steroids... funny how the rich don't even get hung over the same as poor people.

I'm in shape and get laid regularly, but I've also been spending money on hookers. I have a madam who I met in vegas who hooks me up (live in socal)

Anyways, what the fuck do I buy? I already own a bunch of real estate because my parents and grandparents were into investing in property, so no, I'm not looking for land or properties.

I was thinking about getting a float tank, or an infrared sauna installed in my guest room closet, or shit like that. But let's share awesome shit to buy in this thread. Stop being depressed, we're still early adopters.