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Hello fellow apes! My name is todd grady but you can call me 'Da Moon Ape!'. I am a fellow diamond hands bag HODLer just like you!

I am really excited about this investment prospect. It is abundantly clear to me that holding shares in the middling-quality unprofitable home goods store is my path to millions. As we know, paid shills and *scary voice* "FUD" -spreading people with malevolent interests are gangstalking us. They are telling us that investing in a company, whose signed and submitted bankruptcy court proceedings documents say that the shares will be extinguished and represent no ownership share of anything, is a bad idea. But they are wrong!

We know they are wrong because our Based Billionaire friends are going to help us! They are going to save us because it is the right thing to do. The Hedge Funds and Big Banks and Shorties don't know what will hit them. We have billionaires on our side - and they want to make us rich.

In fact, they want to make us rich so badly they are going to buy something that is worth nothing for lots of money using share purchases, making my share value go up. They want to do this because they will do it to take on Amazon and Wal-Mart and sell the TEDDYS!!! This will be easy. It is easy to compete with Amazon in the e-commerce space ... when you are a Based Billionaire like the household name PULTE.

I want nothing more than to support my favorite billionaires Ryan Cohen and Carl Icahn, who are my friends. So I just keep buying shares!!! It is hard for me to do so because i am a underemployed 28 year old with a service job who did not go to college because I did terribly in school because I was poorly raised and I am maladjusted. But I buy and buy and buy with what I can! My only other expenses are Dinars (Trump is going to revalue them); Silver; and anti-5G shielding.

Remember, if you contradict anything I said you are a fucking FAGGOT SHILL KIKE FUD SHILL PAID JEW SNEED. But if you are with me, let's 'go Ape' together!!!

>>55700311

>>54236371
>5G
>a successful technology standard and a household name

>5G is fucking based and everything that shitty wannabee middleware chainlink is not.

>People curse 5G daily for ruining their lives but only a small dying minority even know chainlink exists.

>You fags better pump those numbers if you want to achieve the holy grail of NASA tier psyop
>>54233408
>Classic example of fudfags scrambling to cash their paychecks while the Blue Helmets move in to rape murder and pillage

>Buy a fucking ad bro srs

Holy fucking based my based king you bow for no one. Take a bow my based king. BASED

>>55700364
kek this will never become a household name like 5G

>>55700223
>5G grid surveillance
LOL since wen Arr linkoids even allowed to mention a household name like 5G?
>>/biz/?task=search&ghost=false&search_text=5g+household+name
All previous 5G discussions have been shut down by community advocates. Really makes you think.

>>55227962
Chainlink gonna finna be a household name bruh

Just like 5G

>>54236371
>5G
a successful technology standard and a household name

5G is fucking based and everything that shitty wannabee middleware chainlink is not.

People curse 5G daily for ruining their lives but only a small dying minority even know chainlink exists.

You fags better pump those numbers if you want to achieve the holy grail of NASA tier psyop
>>54233408
Classic example of fudfags scrambling to cash their paychecks while the Blue Helmets move in to rape murder and pillage

Buy a fucking ad bro srs

hey this is really convenient timing after anons were calling chainlink a psyop distraction for 5G. 5G has billions of users whereas Chainlink only has a handfull. 5G is a household name. People curse 5G for causing COVID19 literally everyday. People in China are still enjoying bat soup with COVID 19 at the Wuhan wet markets. 5G is everything to the elites. Chainlink is struggling in comparison. I know plenty about Chainlink the psyop but I know nothing about 5G beyond faster internets bro. Chainlink is a NASA tier psyop
Really makes you think.