/biz/ - Business & Finance

The Kek Baggies Memecoin Mutual Fund smart contract is currently being tested live on Base! The contract will serve as a pooled investment vehicle for a basket of memecoins and other tokens on the Base chain. The goal is to provide exposure to the 100x moonshots while reducing overall risk via diversification. Our plan is to finish testing the contract, put some finishing touches on the web UI, and open the fund to outside investors in the next week. The portfolio allocation will be a collaborative effort; the community will have the opportunity to share their ideas as to how the fund's assets will be allocated.

The contract is structured similarly to a traditional open-ended mutual fund in that the share price is not directly determined by market forces. The shares are priced by calculating (NetAssetValue / SharesOutstanding). Depositors can then buy/sell shares from/to the mutual fund contract at the current calculated share price. The shares are issued as standard ERC20 tokens which are minted when purchased from the fund and burned when sold back to the fund. An added benefit of minting the shares as ERC20 tokens is that the share tokens can then be freely transferred and exchanged between accounts. The fund contract doesn't care where the tokens came from, any bearer of share tokens can sell them back to the fund at the current share price.

The share token contract is deployed and owned by the mutual fund contract itself, so the dev has no direct control over how the share tokens are minted and burned. The entire system will be open source and highly auditable by the time it is fully released.

Our reserve token KEKBGS is currently sitting at a comfy market cap of $140k. The LP is burned and the token contract is open source with the ownership renounced. The dev is American. Feel free to join us on TG if you'd like to learn more.

https://kekbaggi.es

>picrel is not what the real portfolio allocation will be, just testing

The Kek Baggies Memecoin Mutual Fund smart contract is currently being tested live on Base! The contract will serve as a pooled investment vehicle for a basket of memecoins and other tokens on the Base chain. The goal is to provide exposure to the 100x moonshots while reducing overall risk via diversification. Our plan is to finish testing the contract, put some finishing touches on the web UI, and open the fund to outside investors in the next week. The portfolio allocation will be a collaborative effort; the community will have the opportunity to share their ideas as to how the fund's assets will be allocated.

The contract is structured similarly to a traditional open-ended mutual fund in that the share price is not directly determined by market forces. The shares are priced by calculating (NetAssetValue / SharesOutstanding). Depositors can then buy/sell shares from/to the mutual fund contract at the current calculated share price. The shares are issued as standard ERC20 tokens which are minted when purchased from the fund and burned when sold back to the fund. An added benefit of minting the shares as ERC20 tokens is that the share tokens can then be freely transferred and exchanged between accounts. The fund contract doesn't care where the tokens came from, any bearer of share tokens can sell them back to the fund at the current share price.

The share token contract is deployed and owned by the mutual fund contract itself, so the dev has no direct control over how the share tokens are minted and burned. The entire system will be open source and highly auditable by the time it is fully released.

Our reserve token KEKBGS is currently sitting at a comfy market cap of $140k. The LP is burned and the token contract is open source with the ownership renounced. The dev is American. Feel free to join us on TG if you'd like to learn more.

https://kekbaggi.es

>picrel is not what the real portfolio allocation will be, just testing

The Kek Baggies Memecoin Mutual Fund smart contract is currently being tested live on Base! The contract will serve as a pooled investment vehicle for a basket of memecoins and other tokens on the Base chain. The goal is to provide exposure to the 100x moonshots while reducing overall risk via diversification. Our plan is to finish testing the contract, put some finishing touches on the web UI, and open the fund to outside investors in the next week. The portfolio allocation will be a collaborative effort; the community will have the opportunity to share their ideas as to how the fund's assets will be allocated.

The contract is structured similarly to a traditional open-ended mutual fund in that the share price is not directly determined by market forces. The shares are priced by calculating (NetAssetValue / SharesOutstanding). Depositors can then buy/sell shares from/to the mutual fund contract at the current calculated share price. The shares are issued as standard ERC20 tokens which are minted when purchased from the fund and burned when sold back to the fund. An added benefit of minting the shares as ERC20 tokens is that the share tokens can then be freely transferred and exchanged between accounts. The fund contract doesn't care where the tokens came from, any bearer of share tokens can sell them back to the fund at the current share price.

The share token contract is deployed and owned by the mutual fund contract itself, so the dev has no direct control over how the share tokens are minted and burned. The entire system will be open source and highly auditable by the time it is fully released.

Our reserve token KEKBGS is currently sitting at a comfy market cap of $140k. The LP is burned and the token contract is open source with the ownership renounced. The dev is American. Feel free to join us on TG if you'd like to learn more.

https://kekbaggi.es

>picrel is not what the real portfolio allocation will be, just testing

The Kek Baggies Memecoin Mutual Fund smart contract is currently being tested live on Base! The contract will serve as a pooled investment vehicle for a basket of memecoins and other tokens on the Base chain. The goal is to provide exposure to the 100x moonshots while reducing overall risk via diversification. Our plan is to finish testing the contract, put some finishing touches on the web UI, and then open the fund to outside investors in the next week. The portfolio allocation will be a collaborative effort; the community will have the opportunity to share their ideas as to how the fund's assets will be allocated.

The contract is structured similarly to a traditional open-ended mutual fund in that the share price is not directly determined by market forces. The shares are priced by calculating (NetAssetValue / SharesOutstanding). Depositors can then buy/sell shares from/to the mutual fund contract at the current calculated share price. The shares are issued as standard ERC20 tokens which are minted when purchased from the fund and burned when sold back to the fund. An added benefit of minting the shares as ERC20 tokens is that the share tokens can then be freely transferred and exchanged between accounts. The fund contract doesn't care where the tokens came from, any bearer of share tokens can sell them back to the fund at the current share price.

The share token contract is deployed and owned by the mutual fund contract itself, so the dev has no direct control over how the share tokens are minted and burned. The entire system will be open source and highly auditable by the time it is fully released.

Our reserve token KEKBGS is currently sitting at a comfy market cap of $140k. The LP is burned and the token contract is open source with the ownership renounced. The dev is American. Feel free to join us on TG if you'd like to learn more.

https://kekbaggi.es/

>picrel is not what the real portfolio allocation will be, just testing

>> AI smart contracts

this is the btc of 2008.
the eth of 2017.
Ai smart contracts running on the internet computer. 100% on chain, running at web speed. This is the new paradigm, and the next great leap forward in the evolution of cryptocurrency technology.

Additionally it is just one piece of the puzzle. With chain key cryptography, ALL blockchains will benefit. No bridges. No swaps. Native coins. ckEth and ckBtc are already live.

Gentlemen, the internet computer protocol is the foundation upon which web 3 shall be built and is the undeniable, head and shoulders above the rest, best tech in crypto. Bar none.

Dfinity released and working demo of DeAi, decentralized ai, on the internet computer this week. First of it's kind. Soon we will have Ai smart contracts and ai models traded as nfts. The cats out of the bag. Pandoras out of the box. There is an Artificial intelligence on the internet computer, there is ai on blockchain technology, that technology is icp, and there is no. I repeat there is no. going. back.
The future is now.

First round of piss is on me, gents. Drink up, shit is about to get wild beyond your wildest dreams.

>>56937930
Consider splitting the money between multiple things. Precious metals are, I believe, a little overbought, but gold is still a safe investment if you plan on holding for 20+ years. It's important to look for physical gold, not paper gold you can find on regular brokers. Stock are also quite high, but if you're going to invest then use a simple index fund like SPY, good for holding for the next 10+ years. For that you will have to find a stock broker, I don't live in America, so it's up to you to choose something local, but I would advise against Robinhood, it's generally considered to be bad. If you plan to get a little crazy then invest in Bitcoin, good for holding for 2+ years. Buy on a crypto broker like Coinbase or Binance.US, then transfer that into a wallet. Don't simply buy these things in a lump sum, but rather DCA (dollar cost average) into them, this means pumping 1-3% of the cash dedicated to this instrument every week or month. This will possibly save you against a drastic drop in the market, which is something that could happen. If you still have money left, or you don't like anything presented to you so far, then put your money into bonds (I highly recommend putting something in I-Bonds as they are an instrument against inflation, but you can only buy $10K worth a year) or a savings account. You can get a comfy 3-5% interest in a savings account. Nothing to scoff at.
And finally, remember these two things - A) Never put everything into one asset and never invest all your money at once. And B) Don't simply listen to me and do everything I just said, critically asses what I said, do more research, and then decide what to do based on how much risk you want to take on. At the end of the day you're alone with your money, only you can decide what to do with it.

Chewy (CHWY) will pop off on December 6 after earnings. Stock is near all-time low but continues to show profitability, improved Alexa rankings, and expands into international markets. Research consumer trends in the pet care market-- US consumers are getting more and more retarded with their spending in this area and Chewy is the largest retailer with a strangely low stock price. I expect at least 3x in the coming months.

Safety Shot (SHOT) is a product that claims to lower blood alcohol content in as little as 30 minutes. Their marketing thus far strikes me as a total pump and dump scam, but they are supposedly launching an actual product this coming week which makes me very bullish. It's a shot in the dark as to whether or not the product will actually live up to its claims, but the fact that they are actually putting something out next week gives me enough peace of mind to throw a thousand bucks into it. If it actually works, it will be ridiculously profitable.

>>55945588
You have the wrong idea. Australia is not supposed to be a great place for you to live. You may have this idea from shitty fake news articles about how Melbourne and Brisbane are the world's most liveable vibrant affordable cities and Australia is a free land of opportunity but the principal purpose of this country is to extract as much economic value out of the landscape and inhabitants as possible. Our politicians export the country's mineral resources for cheap while maintaining next to no domestic reserves of gas, while somehow funding most of the government through personal tax despite our world class natural resources and mining, Australians work long hours and pay more than a shithole Californian for basic necessities while being poorer than Americans and getting poorer, energy, food, telecommunications and other services are controlled by a cartel of government-affiliated companies which fix prices and give board positions to corrupt ex-premiers Australians pay an absurd amount for joke services with retarded middle-men even for healthcare and education so those with political leverage can wring even more value out of them. If you don't like it they will bring in stinky boot-licking Indians to slave 60, 70 hours a week for pennies and give 90% of their wages to a landlord living 15 to our house. When pretty much all of our big politicians and PMs who retire once they've done milking the people and land as much as possible they try to get a gig in another country that isn't a corrupt dead-end economic extraction zone at the ends of the Earth, like Rudd in Asia and Abbott in the UK. Australia is an economic zone and if you don't like it you're not a real "aussie" (read: brainwashed cultureless convict human livestock retard) and should leave ASAP

>>55421601
From personal experience, westerners will have no issue in Bulgaria, as mafia fags are scared of western embassies.
Taxes are 10% corporate, 10% personal (can bring it down to 7.5% if your income is not local), currently planning 9% on crypto. The best in the region by far.
I liked living in Sofia, as I lived like a king for little money - getting massages from Xiaolin-trained expats every few days, hiking twice a week, eating almost exclusively high-end restaurant food, walking everywhere, taking care for a family of 3 + parents, getting everything delivered, and still spending less than $4k/month.
Then again, if you're a social butterfly, you'll feel like shit because the average person is just nasty. There's great people, and if you're picky about friends you can make great friendships in Bulgaria, but if you want to just start small talk with randoms, you'll find that they're often times the most spiteful, vicious, nasty individuals that Planet Earth has to offer.
You should also be very picky about which neighbourhoods you live in. Honestly every place in Sofia is a shithole except for certain locations in the City Centre (far away from Maria Luiza boulevard), lower Lozenets, newer building in Ivan Vazov, and the neighbourhoods beyond the ring road next to the mountain.

Zagreb is way prettier, the average person on the street will be a good human being. Taxes are 25% though, and women are... more Germanic than Slavic, let's put it this way.
I found Rijeka to be super chill also. But no useable beaches - if you like beaches you'll probably be better off living in Plovdiv, and travelling to Greece for the summer.

Idk, depends on what you're looking for, really. There's lots of hidden gems in EE, and as a westerner, you shouldn't be concerned with crimes other than cab drivers scamming you.

>>54263589
Arbitrum is more hyped right now, but zksync is lesser known for now, but it will have it's time.

>>54263696
airdrop is very likely. For now you should build up your activities and volume on the network since day 1 of mainnet release to not miss out like with arbitrum. Got info mainnet zksync era is coming this week or next, right after arbitrum aidrop. Once it's out I would stack up on native tokens like Onchain Trade and syncswap maybe. Also like Zkasino project, but not sure if they're having a native token or what, didn't research it properly. The rest of the ecosystem is pretty much testnet garbage or forks of actual projects. There's like 5-6 decent projects in the ecosystem and that's about it.

Onchain Trade is a dex with margin trading, lending protocol where LPs are also lenders, staking, own stable coin, one sided liquidity and bunch of other shit under one cover. It could potentially be the zksync's GMX. The only downside is probably kind of ugly interface, might spook the normies away, hope they'll improve it once the mainnet is out. It's probably going to be one of the first if not the first native token on zksync network, as they promised to shit out a token at the same time as zksync era goes live, which gives it a first mover advantage.

Syncswap is a swap just like any swap in existence. The lack of alternatives will make it stand out. It also has one sided liquidity which is cool.

Wouldn't bet on zigzag, mute or other already released and pumped shitcoins tho, don't see the point.

>>54245037
70k is fucking nothing. After taxes it's more like 55k (with state taxes it will be less than this). Then there is rent for OP and his gf and bastard child. Let's say they squeeze into a 1 bedroom apartment (which is an unfit environment to raise a child in the first place), that's easily $12-24k a year, plus utilities. Let's say $1500/month for rent + utilities as an average, or 18k/year. That leaves 37k. After groceries (easily $60/week even eating extremely frugally) call it 34k. Then there is gas, car maintenance (he needs to be able to get to work after all), insurance, possible parking expenses depending on his location. Easily another $4k/year even if he drives an inexpensive used car.

So now we have $30k in cash. We have not accounted for child care costs, such as diapers, clothes, healthcare (assuming OP had a job when the child was born, which he won't, so he's going to get fucked by hospital expenses when his wife gives birth).
Let's say in the first year this all costs just $5000, a modest sum. If OP and his gf have a phone plan that will probably be another $1000/year. We have $24k left to spend. Let's say other various household expenses are just $1000/year, such as trash bags, soap, you know, general necessities. Take away another $1k for clothing purchases.

$22k left. Not bad, considering we haven't spent a single dime on anything for entertainment. His gf won't be able to go anywhere with their child while OP is at work because they only have one car, they live in a one bedroom apartment, and they aren't able to do anything fun because it costs money. If he wages and saves $22k/year for the next 40 years then that is $880k saved up. This goes into investments which will grow, but since inflation is so bad let's say optimistically these investments simply keep pace with inflation. Social Security won't exist in 40 years, so he will have to rely on these savings of less than $1 million to retire with his wife. "Living the dream."

>>54200918
>I got the zigzag airdrop on two wallets
this one's going to be way different. Also ZigZag had already $30M marketcap for a while, and OT only got like $700k in their presale, because of it starting the same day as banks and USDC began collapsing and USDC and dai were their main coins of choice for the IFO contributions lmao. Anyway, I think you could still get it at a decent price when the trading is live. Literally any price you buy at less than $30M cap is going to make you profit. With 10M token circulating supply, anything up to $2 is a steal (<$20m cap)

>Would have been nice if you could have shilled it before the presale ended but i watch them and may buy
I aped in the last day myself, got spooked from USDC shit.

>When exactly will trading go live?
they said their contract is ready and they're going to deploy the moment zksync era mainnet goes live, which by their words should happen next week or 2 already.

>>53026416
>What makes RLC worth buying into?
It has survived 2 bear markers, its company is growing quick, the technology behind it is sound. Essentially, they're set to become the uber of cloud based services. Their technology is open source and third parties can create dApps for sale on iExecs secure decentralized marketplace. Datasets and computing power can be rented out, all while using RLC as a means of exchange. Cloud computing is growing and will become a massive part of the IT industry over the next decade. iExec is a leader in this technology, and has been sought after and been used as a consultant for Microsoft and IBM. That recognition speaks volumes for their competency.
>If it has a moonshot in its future, what is the likely time frame
end of 2023 realistically. Their main service- the marketplace for computing resources - goes live in January. Whenever this token has upward pressure, the price tends to skyrocket. It did a 10x from $2 to $20 in less than a week from its coinbase listing, where most coins see a 50-200% bump at most. With the token becoming increasingly scarce due to the low fixed supply, and iexec inversely offering more products on their marketplace requiring more RLC tokens over time, this upward pressure will meet little resistance. Realistic targets are hard to pinpoint, but if iExecs marketplace captures 0.1% of the cloud computing market by EOY 2023, that will make their services worth just shy of $600 million, which will set RLC at $7 a token. This is a lowball, however, as iexec will be the first to offer a service of its kind. at 1% market share, it will be worth $70. RLC has been stable around 0.90-1.20 the last few months, for reference, and has recently shot to 1.32.
>What's the suicide stack, what's the make it stack
870/8700

>>52935866
>>52936055
>What makes RLC worth buying into?
It has survived 2 bear markers, its company is growing quick, the technology behind it is sound. Essentially, they're set to become the uber of cloud based services. Their technology is open source and third parties can create dApps for sale on iExecs secure decentralized marketplace. Datasets and computing power can be rented out, all while using RLC as a means of exchange. Cloud computing is growing and will become a massive part of the IT industry over the next decade. iExec is a leader in this technology, and has been sought after and been used as a consultant for Microsoft and IBM. That recognition speaks volumes for their competency.
>If it has a moonshot in its future, what is the likely time frame
end of 2023 realistically. Their main service- the marketplace for computing resources - goes live in January. Whenever this token has upward pressure, the price tends to skyrocket. It did a 10x from $2 to $20 in less than a week from its coinbase listing, where most coins see a 50-200% bump at most. With the token becoming increasingly scarce due to the low fixed supply, and iexec inversely offering more products on their marketplace requiring more RLC tokens over time, this upward pressure will meet little resistance. Realistic targets are hard to pinpoint, but if iExecs marketplace captures 0.1% of the cloud computing market by EOY 2023, that will make their services worth just shy of $600 million, which will set RLC at $7 a token. This is a lowball, however, as iexec will be the first to offer a service of its kind. at 1% market share, it will be worth $70. RLC has been stable around 0.90-1.20 the last few months, for reference.
>What's the suicide stack, what's the make it stack
870/8700

>>52916310
lol
lmao, even.
>What makes RLC worth buying into?
It has survived 2 bear markers, its company is growing quick, the technology behind it is sound. Essentially, they're set to become the uber of cloud based services. Their technology is open source and third parties can create dApps for sale on iExecs secure decentralized marketplace. Datasets and computing power can be rented out, all while using RLC as a means of exchange. Cloud computing is growing and will become a massive part of the IT industry over the next decade. iExec is a leader in this technology, and has been sought after and been used as a consultant for Microsoft and IBM. That recognition speaks volumes for their competency.
>If it has a moonshot in its future, what is the likely time frame
end of 2023 realistically. Their main service- the marketplace for computing resources - goes live in January. Whenever this token has upward pressure, the price tends to skyrocket. It did a 10x from $2 to $20 in less than a week from its coinbase listing, where most coins see a 50-200% bump at most. With the token becoming increasingly scarce due to the low fixed supply, and iexec inversely offering more products on their marketplace requiring more RLC tokens over time, this upward pressure will meet little resistance. Realistic targets are hard to pinpoint, but if iExecs marketplace captures 0.1% of the cloud computing market by EOY 2023, that will make their services worth just shy of $600 million, which will set RLC at $7 a token. This is a lowball, however, as iexec will be the first to offer a service of its kind. at 1% market share, it will be worth $70. RLC has been stable around 0.90-1.20 the last few months, for reference.
>What's the suicide stack, what's the make it stack
870/8700
>t. Make it stack holding Gilles loving Chad

>>52903034
Quick rundown on iExecs utility token RLC:
>What makes RLC worth buying into?
It has survived 2 bear markers, its company is growing quick, the technology behind it is sound. Essentially, they're set to become the uber of cloud based services. Their technology is open source and third parties can create dApps for sale on iExecs secure decentralized marketplace. Datasets and computing power can be rented out, all while using RLC as a means of exchange. Cloud computing is growing and will become a massive part of the IT industry over the next decade. iExec is a leader in this technology, and has been sought after and been used as a consultant for Microsoft and IBM. That recognition speaks volumes for their competency.
>If it has a moonshot in its future, what is the likely time frame
end of 2023 realistically. Their main service- the marketplace for computing resources - goes live in January. Whenever this token has upward pressure, the price tends to skyrocket. It did a 10x from $2 to $20 in less than a week from its coinbase listing, where most coins see a 50-200% bump at most. With the token becoming increasingly scarce due to the low fixed supply, and iexec inversely offering more products on their marketplace requiring more RLC tokens over time, this upward pressure will meet little resistance. Realistic targets are hard to pinpoint, but if iExecs marketplace captures 0.1% of the cloud computing market by EOY 2023, that will make their services worth just shy of $600 million, which will set RLC at $7 a token. This is a lowball, however, as iexec will be the first to offer a service of its kind. at 1% market share, it will be worth $70. RLC has been stable around 0.90-1.20 the last few months, for reference.
>What's the suicide stack, what's the make it stack
870/8700

>>52883980
>What makes RLC worth buying into?
It has survived 2 bear markers, its company is growing quick, the technology behind it is sound. Essentially, they're set to become the uber of cloud based services. Their technology is open source and third parties can create dApps for sale on iExecs secure decentralized marketplace. Datasets and computing power can be rented out, all while using RLC as a means of exchange. Cloud computing is growing and will become a massive part of the IT industry over the next decade. iExec is a leader in this technology, and has been sought after and been used as a consultant for Microsoft and IBM. That recognition speaks volumes for their competency.
>If it has a moonshot in its future, what is the likely time frame
end of 2023 realistically. Their main service- the marketplace for computing resources - goes live in January. Whenever this token has upward pressure, the price tends to skyrocket. It did a 10x from $2 to $20 in less than a week from its coinbase listing, where most coins see a 50-200% bump at most. With the token becoming increasingly scarce due to the low fixed supply, and iexec inversely offering more products on their marketplace requiring more RLC tokens over time, this upward pressure will meet little resistance. Realistic targets are hard to pinpoint, but if iExecs marketplace captures 0.1% of the cloud computing market by EOY 2023, that will make their services worth just shy of $600 million, which will set RLC at $7 a token. This is a lowball, however, as iexec will be the first to offer a service of its kind. at 1% market share, it will be worth $70. RLC has been stable around 0.90-1.20 the last few months, for reference.
>What's the suicide stack, what's the make it stack
870/8700
Godspeed, anon

>>52533094
Sometimes, I try to put myself in the mind of regular people, or normies if I may.
I know most don't invest in crypto, but for the ones that do, I try to understand what they go through. Investing 10$ in dogecoin hoping to become a millionaire, or buying nft when they are living paycheck to paycheck.

Most cannot even understand that :
-For big gains, you have to find the next big thing. Bitcoin has sailed, Ethereum has sailed, most (shitty) L1 have sailed
-Utility will be the biggest winner of crypto, like it was the biggest winner of Web. Allowing people to do things they could not do before, cheaper and faster will bring cyrptocurrency and humankind hopefully to the next level.
-Hashgraph is a mathematical marvel. I don't know much tech-wise but I can see that making this discovery is like pulling an AR-15 to a saloon fight.
-Most L1 can't handle the traffic needed for our growing world. Solana is down every week, Ethereum gas are like salaries, no one builds on Avalanche...

Meanwhile you have one crypto company pulling partnerships with Google, Banks, ServiceNow and so much more. This is mind-boggling to me now how you cannot see that Hedera is winning the game already.
So what if price isn't reflecting that ?
How could you look at the market now, do your own research and not conclude that Hedera will be one of the few remaining ?
I don't get normies. But hey, more for me right ?

I don't know how high Hedera will go. In my mind, I always picture the 1 Trillion mark, which would put 1 Hbar at 20$ for the max supply.
Those are kind of the numbers I use for reference, I always suppose I would exit around those points. I would have made it then.
Innovation is hard to plan on, so you never know !
I'm in no rush anyway.
As you know, I intend to keep all my hbars until Sharding is live, Staking is live and Stocks are tokenized.

>>51516089
We don’t need to dump to shake out. We just need to crab after the burn is implemented. Give it a week or two most paper hands will fuck off thinking it’s going nowhere. Then we stay silent for 1, 2 months. People will forget we exist, generals will go back to what they where before. Some jeets will create threads mocking us, canadianfag will >itoldyouniggersso

We will be forgotten and we will only have ourselves during the next two months, it will be comfy. But then…

>It’s mid December
>Chinkjesus Zchrist emerges from his cave
>”did you miss me?”
>Binance does off-chain burn out of nowhere for no reason
>TR announce repeg has completed testing and is ready to go
>we rise at an astronomical force
>even the strongest of hands can hold no longer because they were molten crossing the atmosphere
>wemadeit.wmv
>world supply of rope is decimated

The part about the repeg is canon Zaradar mentioned on discord that it just needs testing and if all goes well we’ll see it live in December which will accelerate the burn like an F1 car back when they were good.

>>50638393
bitcoin testnet goes live next week.

For the retards in the back, this means that for the first time ever bitcoin holders will be able to interact with smart contracts. Which means defi is coming to bitcoin for the first time ever.


This is unironically the last fucking chance to buy ICP under $10.

We're all about to be so filthy stinky fucking rich.

The internet computer is the crypto endgame.

-posted from my internet computer.

>>50575060
Investment managers charge fees, usually a percentage of assets. Consider this: If they charge 1% (which is low, I doubt you could find this deal, actually) they have to beat the market by 1% every year just to break even with a general market index fund. It is not worth it, and you don't need the extra return or the extra risk. Go for the index fund instead if you must invest in stocks. This is a hard rule to follow. They will come recommended by friends. They will come recommended by family. They will be your second cousin on your mother's side. Investment managers will sound smart. They will have lots of cool acronyms. They will have nice PowerPoint presentations. They might (MIGHT) pay for your shrimp cocktail lunch at TGI Friday's while reminding you how poor their side of the family is. They live for this stuff.

You should smile, thank them for their time, and then tell them you will get back to them next week. Don't sign ANYTHING. Don't write it on a cocktail napkin (lottery lawsuit cases have been won and lost over drunkenly scrawled cocktail napkin addition and subtraction figures with lots of zeros on them). Never call them back. Trust me. You will thank me later. This tactic, smiling, thanking people for their time, and promising to get back to people, is going to have to become familiar. You will have to learn to say no gently, without saying the word "no." It sounds underhanded. Sneaky. It is. And its part of your new survival strategy. I mean the word "survival" quite literally.

Get all this figured out BEFORE you claim your winnings. They aren't going anywhere. Just relax.

I am an ICP whale with more than 7.5M ICP all of which i acquired during the seed sale. It performed way better than i thought it would in May / April 2021, so I cashed out my initial investment 600 times over and since then I cashed out more than enough to live comfortably for the next few decades.

after cashing out millions of dollars, I decided to let the remaining 47 out of 49 locked up portions of my ICP to ride. However, after realizing the global volume for ICP was so drastically low, i figured it was more profitable to actively manipulate the coin, than to hope for the market to pump it to $2k.

so i dumped.

and dumped.

and dumped.

i found the best time to dump was not when the price was tanking (medium-sized bag holders with 100 to 1,000 tokens will take care of that for you), but when the price was mooning - or looked like it was about to moon. here's a secret for you: ICP has some of the weakest bulls of any project that exists. usually, it only takes less than 200,000 ICP, efficiently timed, to crush any small pump and take the ICP/BTC ratio back into the red for the day, where it ought to be.

Want to know why for the last 13 months the ICP/BTC chart has One- yes, One- green monthly candle?

because of me.

want to know why everything this week seems to be in the green, but ICP is about flat?

because of me.

i refuse to let the price go up, and i won't for a while. in case you're wondering, the remaining I let ride now exceeds 25% more than I started with simply from doing this over, and over, and over again.

i am a bagholder's worst nightmare..

I am an ICP whale with more than 7.5M ICP all of which i acquired during the seed sale. It performed way better than i thought it would in May / April 2021, so I cashed out my initial investment 600 times over and since then I cashed out more than enough to live comfortably for the next few decades.

after cashing out millions of dollars, I decided to let the remaining 47 out of 49 locked up portions of my ICP to ride. However, after realizing the global volume for ICP was so drastically low, i figured it was more profitable to actively manipulate the coin, than to hope for the market to pump it to $2k.

so i dumped.

and dumped.

and dumped.

i found the best time to dump was not when the price was tanking (medium-sized bag holders with 100 to 1,000 tokens will take care of that for you), but when the price was mooning - or looked like it was about to moon. here's a secret for you: ICP has some of the weakest bulls of any project that exists. usually, it only takes less than 200,000 ICP, efficiently timed, to crush any small pump and take the ICP/BTC ratio back into the red for the day, where it ought to be.

Want to know why for the last 13 months the ICP/BTC chart has One- yes, One- green monthly candle?

because of me.

want to know why everything this week seems to be in the green, but ICP is about flat?

because of me.

i refuse to let the price go up, and i won't for a while. in case you're wondering, the remaining I let ride now exceeds 25% more than I started with simply from doing this over, and over, and over again.

i am a bagholder's worst nightmare..

I am an ICP whale with more than 7.5M ICP all of which i acquired during the seed sale. It performed way better than i thought it would in May / April 2021, so I cashed out my initial investment 600 times over and since then I cashed out more than enough to live comfortably for the next few decades.

after cashing out millions of dollars, I decided to let the remaining 47 out of 49 locked up portions of my ICP to ride. However, after realizing the global volume for ICP was so drastically low, i figured it was more profitable to actively manipulate the coin, than to hope for the market to pump it to $2k.

so i dumped.

and dumped.

and dumped.

i found the best time to dump was not when the price was tanking (medium-sized bag holders with 100 to 1,000 tokens will take care of that for you), but when the price was mooning - or looked like it was about to moon. here's a secret for you: ICP has some of the weakest bulls of any project that exists. usually, it only takes less than 200,000 ICP, efficiently timed, to crush any small pump and take the ICP/BTC ratio back into the red for the day, where it ought to be.

Want to know why for the last 13 months the ICP/BTC chart has One- yes, One- green monthly candle?

because of me.

want to know why everything this week seems to be in the green, but ICP is about flat?

because of me.

i refuse to let the price go up, and i won't for a while. in case you're wondering, the remaining I let ride now exceeds 25% more than I started with simply from doing this over, and over, and over again.

i am a bagholder's worst nightmare.