/biz/ - Business & Finance

For those that don't know already... DFV is a white hat plant. Has been the whole time. So is Cohen. Both are neutral and project themselves as mostly apolitical. That's for a reason. One is family friendly and the other goes dark and does fun, pointed memes. That's so normies can project their own values onto them initially and gravitate toward them without getting TDS. Then slowly be manipulted (for the good) through the filtering of information over time. DFV's job was to groom retail on GME and deep value stocks. RC was the one to redpill normies on the stock market and corporate boards and executives being corrupt. Both RC and Pulte groom the normie retail army on how to research this stuff (BCG, Naked shorting, The Fed, unsustainable monetary policy, etc.) and weaponize their autism and prioritize an altruistic future. Elon bought X to swing the propaganda back to based, pro-human information to get any retail stuck in TDS the rest of the way there. (Why he tweeted, “Who controls the memes, controls the Universe”)
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>>58564396
It's because link is not discussed anywhere else. The safemoon reddit has more activity than the chainlink one. There's less than 50 autistic obsessed fags on /biz/ who made it a part of their daily autism ritual.
The uncle fag got banned on xitter because he called sergey a nigger (pretty based ngl) and the angry cultist baggies swarmed to report him

>>58561477
youre incompetent then. needing to have your hand held wont keep you a job. someone with light autism or adhd who is able to give 110% can def keep one.

>>58561354
No. No, you don't. I've openly been a fucking FREAK everywhere I've ever worked. Like not even hiding my autism. I can't work and mask, don't have it in me. I also consistently break rules so there's that. You don't have to be normal to keep a job.
What you DO need to do, is get the job in the first place and then do it well, or at least well enough that it would be dumb to fire you. This is the real world and we're fucking adults, nobody cares about "normal," literally just accomplish the work better than most people and do it consistently and you can pretty much do whatever.
What's with this boomer-tier advice where people tell you to clean up and act normal? Competence>appearance

> it was airdropped and launched on /biz/
> in typical /biz/ fashion, the dev rugged
> /biz/tards refused to let it die and rode it to millions
> most of its holders are linkies / found the coin on /biz/

we could basically do the same as with LINK and with pure autism ride to coin to billions

>>58558036
Don't underestimate an alcoholic with autism

>>58552287
>the avax guy
what "avax guy"?
>a huge vaccine guy
if you are talking about Emin Gün Sirer the CEO of Ava Labs, hes been known to be a Vaccine critic and he called out vaccines as the leading cause of Autism.
AVAX also stands for "Anti-Vax"

>>58552312
more like quadrillions as every Bank and financial institution will run Subnets.
see >>58552028

>>58551790
is this chatgpt or autism?

I know some of you guys have been waiting for a good Spurdo coin. Spurdo is a meme like Apu used to be, where there have been many Apu coins that failed before the current one, just like there have been many Spurdo disasters before.

This newly launched one has been planned from the ground up to be a gommunidy brojegd close to Ylilauta and /biz/ and I think it has the autism energy to run up. From what I've seen it's associated with another /biz/coin on a certain chain that has been successful running up these past few weeks so it won't be a pump and dump. I expect this to slowly go into the multimillions (addy is the one starting with 0xD, mainnet ETH, the other recently launched Spurdo is a blatant botted scam)

>>58549761
I hope you're right. I have like 300 shares on Fidelity to sell but the rest are DRS'd
>>58549764
Way too much autism. Work on being less of a dweeb

>>58547663
Low energy autism, you act like a shitskin/woman

Gentlemen I have to inform you it is all true.

All of it.

All the zombie stocks.

All those stocks that seemed dead.

Lego.

Bed bath & beyond.

Overstock.

Dream on me.

Teddy.

Sears.

Toys r Us.

Blockbuster.

PleasrDAO

All of them. It's all true. I formatted the plan in my head years ago as a being of energy manifest into matter to effect the physical world my energy reached out and touched other energy. Together we forged a might collective Tulpa in Ryan Cohen. This is the end result of late stage capitalism schizophrenia autism. We manifested all of this.

It will bring the cat girls into fruition.

It will get Ken Griffins balls stamped on

It will be the biggest shitpost IRL since we as a species picked up a rock and said "lol fuck the evolutionary arms race I have a cheat code"

>>58546239
This is the same tier of autism when linkies call some poor soul thomas responsible for everything lmfao

But sure anon i'm whoever you want

>fomo’d into $DERP
>fomo’d into $AVI
I’m starting to get desperate. Can I make it this year on either? I have about an 8.9MM stack of the meme Jonny Derp on Sol and 50,000 of that AVI gamefi token that is being shilled and fueled by furry autism.

>>58542820
You are here forever now. I’ve been staring at charts for 10 years… pretty sure it causes autism too

>>58543183
that's decidedly not comfy

no need to seethe because apu found true love, if you just b urself you can find your own autism girlfren (female)

>same autism as apu
>nice pullback (still extremely high volume for a coin only on uniswap - 1 million +)
>been trending on dexscanner for almost a month
>no competition on base
>frog season
>already established meme on twitch
>no ip issues and mass appeal

no price estimates but seems undervalued to me.

>>58534368
I had good parents but fell through the cracks and got stuck in this place because of sheer autism
It's more common than you think

>>58539741
I have my fair share of days in which I feel the same, I have over 100k which I could enjoy but instead I keep watching charts, making trades, winning some money, losing some. It gets kind of tiring after a few years. Yet I continue and most likely I will never cash out (although I did cash out at least 50% or my earnings so far) I feel trading while being a NEET with barely any friends and family left is kind like my destiny, my call in this life. I have severe autism ,and schizophrenia, above average IQ and a lot of free time. Anyways, I hope you nothing but the best you fellow redditor, remember to upvote
t. NEET fag who somehow felt compelled to reply to this thread

>>58539019
Autism is one hell of a drug bro

There really is no force like internet autism in large numbers stubbornly focused on a single goal.

>>58532816
Based
>>58532813
Also based. Until the dust settles on things I play on playing Satisfactory 1.0 for a week solid, nothing but dabbing fat shatter and autism therapy for a week. THEN I will start the party of doing things

>>58531449
dude you could not be more wrong.
would you rather submit confidential documents (kyc, medical, financial) to google and facebook's AI? or to a decentralized, encrypted, AI smart contract?

the only complaints i ever hear about icp are re: token price, or trying to do too many things at once, or that it's not decentralized.
it is decentralized. decentralization is a spectrum, hence the autism logo.
anyway, i'm not rebuying this prolapsed anus on fire CMC gif logo coin.
good day sers.

>>58528151
That was their mistake. Never bet against concentrated autism. Hubris of the highest order.