/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50091553
You can get yourself a set of kneepads and a hole saw so you can cut some gloryholes for yourself. But no. You can not have a refund.

>>50091003
Imagine letting a woman set the pace of your blowjob, and not just ordering her to lay on her back with her head dangling off the bed so you can throatfuck her into unconsciousness.

>>50089489
I would have sex with that catgirl in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. If you catch my drift.

>>50082234
Yuri A. Faggington.

>>50078097
>she

>>50038718
You went from a perfectly useable practice dummy on the left to an unfuckable jewish looking hag on the right. Congratulations.

>>50037086
RIP in peace OP.

>>50036518
That's nice. Maybe you should try bricks. I hear they're just leaving free pallets of them everywhere now.

>>50036389
I'd watch that bodycam footage of this all day.

>>50033446
Remember when OP wasn't a faggot? Me neither.

>>50030617
>etherim
I'm sorry that you were born a nigger anon. You can never fix this.

>>50029338
We've been over this buddy. Ypu don't have any.

>>50022503
Every single picture I see of this pole smoking faggot, he somehow manages to look more faggoty and gay. Is he morphing into a gay butterfly, or what.

I lost my mind.

>>50015414
I don't know Sheldon Adelstein's ghost. You tell me.

>>49993663
Never. And that's fine.

>>49993544
I really enjoyed when she got crushed by the entire Nerv complex in the movie.

>>49991596
If she lets you touch her cooter without marrying you first, she's not conservative at all. She's a whore.

>>49991429
I really like how Bitcoin started as a CIA backed guerrilla marketing campaign on /b/ to lend legitimacy to the eventual institution of government controlled CBDCs so that we can all have our ability to buy and sell ibstantly revoked based on how acceptable or unacceptable the government finds our views.

>>49991193
Yes.

>>49990969
Only if you're white by culture. If you're into fast and furious car mods or whatever the fuck your people are into, probably not.

>>49990663
Become a closeted honosexual with severe personality issues and start a homoerotic cult where you wrestle with half naked men in a basement.

>>49978867
Imagine being that young and having your tits sag so badly that you have to walk around showing your entire ass just to attract an average man's attention. Sad. Many such cases.

>>49976920
If you want to be lied to and comforted about your situation, I'd normally tell you to ask your friends or family. But since you're 38 and haven't had a job you probably don't have any friends, and you're probably the source of your family's shame.