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Sup faggots. Livin' large thread if your blockfolio is sub 300k then you are not welcome here. Here is how MY life has changed over the past 5 months:

1) I only eat organic foods, and organic grass fed meats. I eat almost zero grains or sugar... which actually isn't that hard when you can have as much grass fed strip steak and local organic veggies as you want. I basically eat what Connor McGreggor eats, and I take tons of probiotics and drink like a gallon of kombucha a day, I feel amazing. I import exotic fruits from Asia and see an nutritionist regularly who takes blood samples to make sure i'm doing well

2) I sleep however long I want, usually 7-8 hours. I'll nap whenever I feel like it. This is the biggest key to health. All you wage cucks who stay up late surfing the internet because you hate your lives, then have to wake up in 4 hours to go work for a jew for 12 hours before rinsing and repeating... this should be your biggest incentive to make money in crypto.

3) Clothing. I started buy nice shit. I used to wear really simple clothing, and I still do style wise, but everything has been upgraded. No one notices my new clothes except ALL WOMEN. Seriously, I can't tell the difference between a gap v-neck and a John Varvatos one, but the opposite sex can and does. Buying nice shit instantly makes you more attractive, and the fit is nicer too (and before everyone calls me fat and ugly, I'm good looking. But yeah if you were ugly nice clothes would still help A LOT. Some people are dealt better cards, deal with it faggot). I just spent 7k at Burberry, I feel amazing.

4) I haven't bought a super car yet. If I hit 3MM I will buy one.

how do I achieve the best orgasm with my incredible crypto gains? I've made over 600k so far. I want to cum. hard.

Need help growing my stack.

My portfolio's worth hovers between $350-400k, and I can't seem to get past this. I've hit 500k before but with the bitcoin mooning/BCH turmoil I haven't been able to hold those gains for very long.

I'm pretty diversified in alts, ETH, and BTC, so I never suffer terrible losses anymore, but I can't take advantage of crazy moon missions.

I guess I could unload most of my stack onto a single coin and hope for moon, but is there a better way? Anyone have any tips for me? Thank you.

Exited BCH for ETH at 6... Feeling pretty good with my decision and brand new 288 ETH

More than doubled my money today with this bitcoin craziness, could have made more but best not to get greedy.

Now I can fucking go to sleep it's past 4

bump. anyone make any good buys recently?

Bitcoin millionaire here (not like that faggot in that buzzfeed video though)

I inherited 60k from my deceased grandmother last October, and went around online asking people what I should invest in. I eventually found out about crypto and went all in in March. I don't even remember how I had such balls of steel, I just had a feeling it was a smart move.

I have over 200 BTC now. I cash out 15k a week through coinbase because who knows if this shit will crash soon.

My problem is, I've developed a very nasty hooker habit. I see high end escorts in New York City that range between 700-1500 an hour. I've fucked various porn stars, and just love getting my dick sucked by nasty whores.

I'm 28 years old and a lot of my friends are engaged or getting married. My friend's stupid wives or fiances keep trying to set me up with boring civilian women. I can't even bear listening to their stupid, self-absorbed shit for the length of a dinner, now that I have access to hookers who will do whatever I want.

What do I do? Do I continue whore mongering or should I settle down and cheat on my GF?

I don't have to use lube right