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58559451 No.58559451[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I just made this shitcoin on BASE minutes ago and I'm LIVESTREAMING the GAYEST jojo moments lol HAPPY FAG MONTH

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Here is the CA: 0x9613CBE6DF4D43FDdF1f4d05BC521f0D23484c56

Liquidity is on uniswap and burned

Twitter: https://x.com/jojosogay
Website: https://jojosogay.com/

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join the stream and chill, literally the gayest jojo moments

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>>58559455

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The chart is a huge green dildo already and its just 5 mins old. Jojo would shove that dildo in his ass and ora ora ora


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58559441 No.58559441 [Reply] [Original]

Well /biz/. Your advice?

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>> No.58560492

>>58559441
buy low, sell high
dont sleep on memecoins
dont sleep on gamefi, specially super
drinks lots of water and exercise
also be good to your mom
peace

>> No.58560512

>>58559441
pillow under the hips

>> No.58560519

>>58559474
for all I now there's squid genes in their gene pool.

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>>58560519
I got that reference

>> No.58560619

>>58559441
japanese men could easily work for a foreign company for at least double the salary but they have pathological loyalty and only work for one company their whole life


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58559433 No.58559433 [Reply] [Original]

How long have you been here? What have you learned?

>2017
>To better control my expectations

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>> No.58559914

>>58559898
My bad, meant '22
Like I said, I'm up 3x on the entry

>> No.58560254

>>58559854
>>58559914
I bought in 2017 for 20 cent average

>> No.58560258

>2021
>Buy more GME and ignore fudposters

>> No.58560259

>>58560254
So nice. How many link do you have staked?

>> No.58560329

>>58560259
a lot


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58559397 No.58559397 [Reply] [Original]

How the hell do they stay in business with such low prices?

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>> No.58559456

>>58559400
Poorfag. I pay at least $50

>> No.58559478

>>58559397
I went out for the first time in 5 years today
2 orders of fish and chips and one drink was $80 not counting tip

>> No.58559532

>>58559397
Smaller portions

>> No.58559702

>>58559456
I object to that rude comment. I work hard for my money...I don't think a burger and fries should cost more than $18.

>> No.58559763

I ate there about a year ago. They had one guy running the whole restaurant.


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58559363 No.58559363[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Is biz going to fade it's own spurdo?
>same devs of OKAYEG
>ylilauta finnish og meme
>multiple apu hodlers as top wallets
>eth mainnet
>cg applied

Am I missing something?

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>> No.58561879

Good “late night” to jerk my benis iud say

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>>58561580
AMERIGAN GED GOLA INSDEAD :DDDD

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When airdrop sir? Sleep time in Mumbai?

>> No.58562308

We buying the 0xD... one? just hit new ath it seems

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i have imbordand mesage to those who seek financial gains:


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58559310 No.58559310 [Reply] [Original]

"Imagine being lucky enough to buy crypto at these prices" someone wrote on Twitter, though I feel priced out of everything. Is he correct, and is the bull still on?

>> No.58559396

>>58559310
The top is near, EOY I would say. If you want to baghold through 2025 thats on you, id rather sell near the top than see my folio bleed to deth and then sell kek

>> No.58559425

every midwit is saying theres no more bullrun after 2024 and that 2025 will be bear


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58559295 No.58559295 [Reply] [Original]

Or is it just some misdirection? What is the next step after these 4 years of insane money printing?
The 'golden bull run' could never happen without running the printers until they catch fire, but inflation is not going away.

>> No.58559587

>>58559295
Higher rates and more money printing. Inflation has to return to double digits for at least another 3 years. Assets should deflate at the same time but S&P 500 must melt upward.

>> No.58559593

>>58559295
Guess it’s time we all settle down with some Dplay jackpots and have a nice life


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58559292 No.58559292 [Reply] [Original]

Should I buy more bitcoin or Ethereum right now? t. 1 BTC and 18 ETH

>> No.58559301

>>58559292
I have 0.129 BTC and 0.2 ETH, what should I do?

>> No.58559315

buy more ETH and rotate EVERYTHING into $ONDO when the bullrun comes in

>> No.58559325

>>58559301
Keep stacking brother

>> No.58559464

you need 32 eth, then run a validator

>> No.58559508

>>58559292
ETH is currently undervalued and slated to pump 60%+ once the ETF approval is done. But really, you should be regularly buying both if you wanna make it during the next bull run (2028).


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58559287 No.58559287 [Reply] [Original]

What if you make it and you’re still not happy

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>> No.58566941

>>58565999
Is "I wish people didn't further torment me about my death" also part of this list? Holy shit, those people are already dying, no need to rub salt in the wound too.

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>>58565999
checked
I thought I was safe but then 4. and 5. hit

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>>58565876
>illegal
not really polygamy is allowed in the Bible

>> No.58567337

>>58559287
Work out

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>>58559287
But Momo promised me I would be rich and happyif I invested on TUZKI...


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58559261 No.58559261 [Reply] [Original]

It struck me today that fundamentally all investing is either a bet on the economy working or the economy not working. What if you hedged your bets?

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>> No.58560010

>>58559261
What do you mean what if? You mean what if you bought every stock and put the other half of your money in gold/silver?

>> No.58560017

It struck me today that OP can't stop sucking cock

>> No.58563473

>>58560017
Gimme cock

>> No.58565639

>>58559261
What about the fact that there's no point in stock ownership if dividends aren't ever going to be paid? You're just trading NFTs of a company basically.

>> No.58567636

>>58559261
What if you invested.....in yourself?


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58559195 No.58559195 [Reply] [Original]

ONDO is gonna print money for this bullrun. Futures millionaires inc. $20 is target, and i don't wanna hear shit about MCAP/Tokens unlocked/ cuz it's just fud

Hop in the train anon and let's make it

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>> No.58560125

>>58559195
I would say $100 plus OP at minimum, this is the long term play for real wealth. Ondo has been selected to dominate the sector.
RWA is worth hundreds of trillions. Blackrock is a multi trillion enterprise and they don’t play for billions.
Remember Morgan Stanley is also part of the Ondo alliance and the heads were big wigs at Gold nut sachs and they just hired a McKinsey and co big wig.

>> No.58561418

1 Ondo = 1 Condo

>> No.58562380

>>58559195
it's my biggest bag, but the token is not needed. I know that doesn't always matter, but it's something to consider. at 10 I'd be euphoric

>> No.58562408

>>58559195
> i don't wanna hear shit about MCAP/Tokens unlocked/
t. trying to build exit liquidity
Market Cap / FDV = 0.14
not good. yeah it can still go up but not much

>> No.58562437

>>58562408
Epic midcurve to think that retail will be counting out MC/FDV on their fingers and not just pouring money into the "RWA BlackRock coin" like they already are.


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>> No.58559281

>>58559164
Also im mad i did not buy since i used it in january and thought wow cool concept, i should have knows it will go up

>> No.58559285

>>58559278
>>58559281
It's a stupid concept for russoids

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>>58559164
Also cope Ukrotrannie

>> No.58559288

>>58559285
My (western) government hates telegram over everything since its one of the only ways to get around speech laws, and also boomers are on it

>> No.58559393

Wrapped Toncoin LP provider has some fees to collect
Rich get richer bloody bitch bastards


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58559095 No.58559095 [Reply] [Original]

I should have taken profit last week. Lost it all.

>> No.58559101

>>58559095
trust in the slow road to wealth. take the snail pill

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>>58559095
now take the losses that way my short positions can reach the take profit point and then I can buy cheaper

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>>58559095
Keep your head up anon-kun. And eyes open for good rotation opportunities. At least youre not paperhanded, not selling every pump was sth i had to learn


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58559094 No.58559094 [Reply] [Original]

ITT we laugh at the Chainlink baggies

7 years of holding and still haven't made it while normie shitcoin gamblers make 1000x with madeup dog tokens
Sirgay still dumping billions every week to fund his harem of tiktok HR roasties
Still less revenues than a lemonade stand
Still no Buidl rewards, remember the GMX fee sharing deal? Also 404
Working with all the biggest names in tradfi but no one gives a crap, still falling behind dead trash like litecoin or ICP lmao

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>> No.58559803

>>58559094
>"lets laugh at"
>proceeds to shit out a paragraph of seethe about something he doesnt hold

>>58559331
>>58559622
and then theres this obvious samefag here

you retards are in absolute shambles as per usual lmao

>> No.58560522

>>58559803
7 more years fellow marines

>meanwhile APU cucked us in just 20 days
kek baggies

>> No.58560584

>>58559652
lmgdfaf

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Kek baggies

>> No.58560797

>>58560783
so pathetic


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58559072 No.58559072 [Reply] [Original]

https://nypost.com/2024/02/15/business/ny-magazines-financial-advice-columnist-lost-50k-to-scam/

what is a good source to get financial advice from besides /biz/ ?

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>> No.58559197

>>58559176
if you need a good laugh yes

>> No.58559232

>>58559197
I died reading this, the absolute state…

>> No.58559263

>>58559232
the best part for me is when she describes that the scammers all had "vaque accents" that she couldn't identify. probably the thickest accents from a certain subcontinent

>> No.58559312

>>58559167
How is she so fucking stupid, she gets told there is a warrant out for her arrest and she doesn't wonder why she hasn't been arrested? She says she can't see the angle of how it could be a scam and then withdraws 50k in cash (I have no idea how you can do that without being grilled about it)

>> No.58559567

>>58559312
i could never be scammer because i would always think "this will never work. nobody would fall for something so obvious". I think too highly of the average person.


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58559048 No.58559048 [Reply] [Original]

Politifi shitcoins are going to blow up this year. Does /biz/ hold any?

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>> No.58565319

>>58559048
Yes, but only after august.

>> No.58565396

>>58565263
It already has. 5x tops from here.

>> No.58565718

>>58564877
checked savior

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Too fucking right

Political
Trump
Degen

Roll them in to one and get DEGEN TRUMP on Solana

Super low cap and has everything needed to run hard

>> No.58565949

>>58559048
Just focus on actual solid alts, bag some RAM in EOS. It's going to get bags heavy.


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58559034 No.58559034 [Reply] [Original]

Uncle Joe has officially defeated Trumpflation. The greatest economic recovery in generations, growing wages, and a raging bull market. This is what happens when the adults are back in charge.

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>>58559034
kek

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>>58559034
Even better, thanks to his leadership, companies like Walmart are having their employees donate their time to help with Pride Parades! I'm so glad decency has returned to the White House

>> No.58559243

>>58559034
Hmm, I guess he got to Vesta Group in time


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58559014 No.58559014 [Reply] [Original]

Im not going to shill the new coin Im in because every-time I shill to biz it ends up rugging but ill give you a hint, its a frog and trending right now teehee

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>> No.58561196

>>58559014
HAHAHAHA nice ID

>> No.58561211

>>58559014
GROYPER?

>> No.58562191

I guess it's not picrel since it's not trending. It's my only frog since I've jeeted APU. I have $6k on the line

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>>58562191
forgot the pic i'm retarded

>> No.58562392

>>58562194
The trending is the reward brother


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58559008 No.58559008 [Reply] [Original]

>117,856 shitcoins
How tf is that even possible?

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>>58559036
>How is every new thread immediately filled with APU rugjeets?

>No one wants your shitty scamcoin anymore, get lost.

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>>58559008
Eth memes picking up anon. Pick the right one.

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>>58559008
Eth memes picking up anon. Be careful and pick the right one.

>> No.58559113

>>58559008
>he didn't buy CIRCUS on BASE

>> No.58559418

>>58559113
What's BASE?


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58559002 No.58559002 [Reply] [Original]

Hey, Bobo. Can we make a deal? We let it reach 70.5k, you get to open another short, I get to exit with some profits. How does that sound? You can even drop it to 0 if you want.

>> No.58559130

What's with these well-built middle-aged men dying?

>> No.58559136

>>58559130
Bodybuilding = early death

>> No.58559248

>>58559136
/fit/izens explain yourselfs

>> No.58559262

>>58559130
>>58559136
>>58559248
Nigga died in a car accident

>> No.58559343

>>58559002
>I get to exit with some profits
ngmi