/biz/ - Business & Finance

I-am-so-sick-of-being-a-wagie-loser edition

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/Dar8zS0k

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Real-time market news:
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
https://thefly.com/index.php

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

Stock screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener

Premarket Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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>>15676404

>>15682162
Enjoy wagecucking for the rest of your life

>>15610970
Depends on the degree and the college

Previous thread was very good for once, recommended for perusal
>>15580220

>>15580378
>Uh yeah I hope you don't have any plans this weekend, you're going to need to come in and help finish up this project
>Anon, remember that comparison to the geese anon, this is a team effort, we all need to pitch in and help each other, and work together to uplift our team as a whole
>so yeah, hope to see you bright and early, will be a long day

>okay people, we've got Stacey and Becky here starting with us today, so why don't we go round and all tell the team a little about ourselves
>you first anon

>hope you got no plans because you're going to need to come in this weekend to help finish up this project
How the FUCK do I respond bros?

>>15320930
We do need an advertiser on /biz/ for Chainlink please.

>coworker who sits besides me takes multiple smoke breaks throughout the day and always smells heavily of smoke

>>15316814
>This is why the wagie meme is so useful. NEETS and wagie memes help discourage applicants and increase the salary/price they ask for driving boomer middle managers up a wall.
This. Based anons burning the midnight meme oil to siege the boomer corporate world.

wage
sitting at my desk shitposting instead of working

wagecuck reporting in

>theonion.com

>>15124403
there's no jannies on /biz/

>>15089896
I do think that another financial crisis (for USA at least) is right around the corner, I want to believe

>>15056406
>college graduates
This is really the best description you could come up with?

>40k
>REN

>>15027327
>You cannot beat this level of JUST
just watch me
>23
>worthless degree
>no friends
>no skills
>no gf
>still live with parents
>10k ren
>38k cash
>20k debt
>0 credit score
>havent had sex or a gf ever

pls let me make it

>>15015213

please don't post Canada's. my country is such a fucking embarrassment.

>Get to office
>Spill large coffee all over my desk
>Feel nothing

I don't think I can do this anymore.

https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-verizon&ei=tV05XamwDNLb-gSc0KawDA&q=teacher+assistant+jobs+90201&oq=teacher+assistant+jobs+90201&gs_l=mobile-gws-wiz-serp.3...4065.5022..5296...0.0..0.146.729.0j6......0....1.........0i71j0j33i22i29i30j33i160.Te6wEWu1gg4#fpstate=tldetail&htidocid=9EsAYdvgCaQjUWPxAAAAAA%3D%3D&htiq=teacher%20assistant%20jobs%2090201&htivrt=jobs

Teaching english from home. Seems better than most jobs. Pay seems okaysih too (will probably need another part time job to mitigate).


This looks better than working a typical normy job. Debate.