/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14952730
buy chainlink and wait for $1k eoy.

$1 waiting room
1000 suicides eoy

Is this man the most convincing scammer in crypto right now?

>>14879924
>dead-eyed
excuse me?
as for his "slacking" lower eyelids, that's more likely a sign of the opposite of what you're claiming. Look up "sanpaku eyes"

THANK YOU BASED FLANNEL MAN

Just woke up. Give me quick rundown on Sirgay speech

You doubted me?

It's time.

I’m getting REQ vibes...

Walt... So this one guy controls over half of the tokens of your favorite "decentralized" platform?

**Breathes in**

>>14625053
https://youtu.be/JqNECeH3dRU?t=1682
>Nolinker gets it

Sergey needs to be deepfaked into this somehow.

I sold my ico bags at $5. Now I have some news for you:

1. THE ORACLE "PROBLEM" DOESN'T EXIST

2. EVEN IF 50 STARTUPS MONETIZE THEIR APIS, NO ONE WILL WANT TO PAY FOR THEM

I'M CHAINLINKING WITH MY GAY FRENS
SNORTING COCAINE IN LIMOUSINES
TAKING BLACK COCKS IN MY ASS
GETTING AIDS FROM INTRA VENOUS HEROIN
YES IM A CHAINLINK MARINE
LIVING THE CHAINLINK LIFESTYLE

>>14593906
We bull now

There will never be another 1000x ever again.

>>14552384
No worries, just move Facebook to the Cayman islands and proceed with the development of Libra.

Learn with the Chad on pic related.

OP the insider here. I apologize for leading you all astray. The Director of Marketing, Adelyn, told me that Sergey took her phone and locked himself in the office with a bag of 8 big macs. The team is afraid that Sergey ate all the big macs and fell asleep because of a food coma. Due to the only phone with access to the Chainlink social media accounts being locked inside the office, the team has decided to postpone the announcement until further notice.

If you were unable to accumulate on such short notice, then use this time wisely to accumulate what you can before the inevitable announcement.

You just win

Tonight. It's happening tonight.

This dump is just Sergey testing us so he can separate the true believers from those who tried to tried to make a quick buck and swing linkers. Those Hodl'ing and NEVER FUCKING SELLING will be graciously rewarded.

It's happening tonight. Strap in, boys. Look into this man's eyes and BELIEVE

Where the fuck are you fags, I'm literally surrounded by linklets.

Don't tell me you actually sold it all?

I literally spent most, if not all of my disposable income to buy LINK in 2018. I fucking went into debt three times and unironically bought into an unproven internet token because people on a mongolian shoe shining forum kept making memes about it.

It's literally insane and yet it felt like the most natural thing in the world... not only that... It fucking actually all worked out in the end...

Personally, I'm going for a quarter pounder combo with a filet o fish on the side

Big Mac is reserved for $77.77

spread the love nulinker
that's an order

Why aren't we all freaking out and happyposting?

C'mon /biz/... turn that frown upside down!