/biz/ - Business & Finance

>EVERYONE still bearish
>strongest economy in US history
>housing market roaring
>retail sales booming
>AGI is here
>Fed juicing the market
>Trump going to prison
>Biden landslide victory incoming
S&P 9000, 9% 10 year yield, 9% real GDP growth by EOY. About today's CPI report: consumers love higher prices. To the consumer, higher prices means higher quality. Everything has increased in quality by 50% the past few years. Consumers are excited to pay higher prices

>>57961253
Thanks for the info anon. In return I’d advise you to stay abreast of AI developments and start researching concepts such as AGI, ASI, and LEV if you haven’t already. Not sure how old you are but if you’re mid-fifties or younger you’re likely going to be living in a radically different world in the coming decades. It’s important to think both laterally and macroscopically on how to position yourself for a potential paradigm shift. It’s possible that most labor will be automated by the 2040s. There is also a lot of money and brainpower going into life extension and age reversal. Research Altos Labs, start paying some attention to guys like George Church and David Sinclair.
This stuff sounds far-fetched until you get a conceptual grasp of AGI and its eminence, and the resultant eminence of ASI, and how it all works together to exponentially quicken the rate of technological progress beyond what we are accustomed to. We are seeing it in the arts as we speak. Soon it will spread like wildfire to other endeavors and industries. Check out Sora if you haven’t already. Also check out the recent Chainlink fireside chat between Sergey and Eric Schmidt for some fascinating insight into how blockchain fits into this future.

>>57955149
If AI crashes to dust then Bitcoin will still be king.

I am very bullish on AI, with a full AGI arriving around 2028-2030.

I don't think it is a coincidence that ((rates)) are this high and everyone is afraid to buy or even leverage when the greatest invention in human history that will change the world in ways beyond our imagination is coming to age. Taylor swift AGI sex robots.

I actually believe this is an inevitable result of AGI and quantum computing.
Within a decade everyone's digitally stored wealth - bank accounts, crypto exchanges, brokerages, 401ks - will get wiped out.
Put this is your schitzo screencap folder to laugh now and cry later.

>>57928309
they are sacrificing the entire economic system to dump worthless money for real value hardware for incoming AGI

>>57924935
I suggest you add AGI and QANX.

WLD - it reliably pumps whenever OpenAI does anything just because Altman's involved, even though it has no actual relation. When they release AGI this September I expect it to explode.

>>57917021
but what if agi tells us public key crypto is bullshit?

>>57904013
10k AGI shares

Pt3
I scream his name as he takes my virginity. and he fucks me with long, hard strokes. my body is filled with ecstasy, and I'm so greatful that he chose me to be his. He continues to pump and pump into me. I try to scream for him to slow down, that I cannot take the intensity, but I cannot manage to do anything but moan. He increases his pace and I can hardly see anything, my orgasm building and building. He increases his pace and I dig my nails into his back, I SCREAM "CAN I GET A HOOOOOOOOOYEAHHHHHHHHH" as he shoots his load into me.

due to the six bottles of diet coke my sweet, beautiful, 300 pound anon had earlier that morning, his sperm instantly impregnates me. I grow big and fat like my anon, worthy of any feedee fetish site. I squirt out six grotesque fucking fat chink monstrosities who already qualify for sumo wrestling down the road. My darling sits down at his computer, completely oblivious to me and his disgusting kids. he sells our $HOME to buy puts on the 'ai bubble'. 3 seconds later elon musk releases an 'agi' and my anon blows his brains out using a berreta with sailor moon grips.

I hear a knock at the door. "hello? it is abraham cumstainerstein here, I am jewish and will be taking your house now.". I look to my side and see two of my waisian babies are having heart attacks and the other 4 were still-born in the first place (my silly anon loaded up on boosters). jewstain von riggedelectionstein busts down the door. "ahhh, some more covid deaths I see? shame about that. please leave my house now, I shall be renting this out to a family of 8 indians my brother, lawyerstein, just imported.". I try to argue with him that it is my home, but he quickly silences me with a double dose of moderna. every thing goes black.

Ralof: Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there. TBC

>>57903383
we on the cusp of agi there's no brakes

>>57900833
cause GLD is just 1x gold price. thats shit, I need leverage. AGI prints more than other miners and they havent diluted in a long time so they seem solid. JNUG and other leveraged ETFs have brutal decays and I want to buy and hold not fuck around every day

>>57900744
why is AGI shit?

>>57900729
What's better about AGI (it's shit), than UGL?? Why not calls on GLD? What about IAU?

How to best capture gold? UGL seems meh, JNUG too much decay. Maybe AGI?

>>57897095
This is crazy how far off from agi?

>>57829737
>be nvda
>make a lot of AI GPUs
>accidentally create an AGI
>AGI makes your business more productive becoming the largest company in the world

>>57823483
AI won't get old until we are years into using actual AGI or even until crypto has a real use case in AI

>>57820510
if she doesnt have income she cant, or you cant contribute to her ira, because the irs will see that she had no agi for the tax year but you contribute 6500 her.

now you are seeing women are a money sink. you should probably train her and tell her the greece trip is canceled and she needs to get a job or you are filing for divorce. that is probably what i would do in your situation.

>>57818347
AGI provides me with robo anime girls. This is the only way I’ll ever accept making it. Not even Elon Musks level of success would be enough without IRL anime waifu.

>>57806348
AGI will never happen. But let's pretend anyway, they'll find a way to make it woke like they did with GPT and Gemini

>>57806242
Yeah, I'm looking at a 30 year mortgage, but at this point I'm just expecting some kind of post-AGI mass bailout in 10 years or whatever.

>>57803549
if elon pulls of Optimus he will win the humanoid robotic race and unleash it Into every niche on earth, not just car making. Think fleets of consuella bots cleaning the neighborhood for mr shekelburg for no pay. Also it seems the AGI problem is solved, so NVDIA will be needed for the brains....