/biz/ - Business & Finance

I gotchu fren

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>>17084734
put $1000 into Link (if you're not going to do the research -> chainlinkhub.com, don't bother with any big sums) and invest the rest into your self-esteem. Heck, invest ALL OF IT into figuring out how to genuinely improve yourself esteem. Most people would be talking big shit if they accomplished what you did.

eth,ltc,tezos,link,btc

>>17021721

>staking
>postponed indefinitely
>700k dumps turn to 3,5m dumps
>we are expanding
>3,5m dumps turn to even larger dumps
>w-we really need the money f-for uh development
>circulating supply is at 650m
>brand new heartbeats!
>100 of them, 100 link paid every minute, looks broken
>flaw in the heartbeat contract, looking for a fix.
>contract sends heartbeat payments to sergey's wallet at a rate of 10k link/minute
>we have fixed the issue with new heartbeats
>team of pajeets doing it manually. atleast the aggregation works.
>community hackathon 1000 link to winner
>circulating supply is at 800m, host events as distraction to dump the rest
>chainlink staking release sibos 2020
>perfect, seems legit, prepare final dump
>sibos 2020, this time INSIDE the public toilets
>smart contract triggers 200m link market sell when staking tweet is out
>staking is out
>linkmarines ecstatic, they don't notice the supply
>we thank you for your service, linkmarines
>that's weird, why did they tweet that out
>the first linkies notice the now fully inflated supply
>didn't see; never selling
>sergey is enjoying his 2 billion dollars in the caribbean
>never thought pulling a scam could be this easy!
>BUT WAIT
>something is wrong
>sergey feels empty inside
>that's weird, feels like something's missing
>he decides to check cmc for link's price
>no no no this can't be
>link is sitting at $1,000
>i can't believe it, i dumped $2 billion worth of link, how could this be
>linkmarines bought the dip, all the way to $1,799

moral of story? never scam, you might only make $2 billion when you could've made over $1 trillion. 1 (you) = 1 prayer

>>16801742
Slow carb diet.

Lost 5kg in 4 weeks, very easy diet, similar to keto, but with one day break - you can eat what you want on that day until midnight.

>::whispers of oracles

>>16400145
Holy shit you didn't understand anything in that tweet pic.

Here, go choke on some memes since you're clearly on the bottom IQ tiers of marines that will make it.

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>>15956135

ID = tXn+wk13
transaction week 13
pink ID
kek confirms this anon is a doomed bitcoin maximalist

>>15929569

Not to mention all the great memes of that era. Member falling for the "fundamentals" of some pajeet scam coin, only for it to 20x and actually make you money?

>>15871711
Still a fav.

i heard from a fucking fed this shit was gonna make everyone rich on halloween.
so make of it what you will.

here >>15591054

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