/biz/ - Business & Finance

Volume (24hr)
$34,091,057,999 USD
4,253,808 BTC

The volume of BTC these past few days has been insane. Two, almost three times the volume from the last pump. Normies are getting back in, prepare to sell within the next month. As soon as we hit red, sell

>>13315607
Ahem
Also to the fags with the cars
FUCK YOU TOO

>>13222142
Unironically yes. When I interview people and see an android phone candidate automatically loses points.

>>13180583
FUCK JANNIES

You know they say, sell high, buy low.

>be me the previous few days
>wake up, browse internet, go outside, feel sad, walk, read, drink starboocks, gym, binge
>be me last night
>have large KFC binge and junk food binge at home ("Love" flavoured Ben and Jerry's), skip exercise
>I am fat and know that I should stop the junk food
>go to bed
>wake up in middle of night, typical dry mouth because of the huge binge and salt intake
>drink water but can't get to sleep easily
>feel paranoid that my binging has caused me heart problems
>feel paranoid that I will get a stroke
>feel paranoid about any slight strange feeling in my body, could mean imminent stroke
>test my body movement, everything feels fine
>smile in the mirror and see a line on one side of my face that isn't replicated in the other side and one side feels a bit more "muscley"
>throw all the junk food in the bin
>leave house at 4 am or something, drive to my city's A&E to get them to diagnose me (I've never been to the doctor for anything serious or hospital for as long as I can remember)
>park nearby, phone the nhs helpline and say that I am worried about my fatness and possible heart problems and how I feel no symptoms but I feel strange
>woman says to go to GP in morning
>go back home
>smile in mirror and make effort to smile in mirror and switch the tension from one side of my face to the other and everything is fine (I just want bothering to "tense" the other side of my face, when I smiled the first time)
>browse internet on phone, can't get back to sleep, worry is gone
>get out of bed
>drink coffee, browse internet, apply for jobs
>go to shop, buy chocolate, crisps, pepsi
>eat it
>go outside to drive and walk around
>sit in car, tired as fuck, go straight back home without walking
>sleep
>mum wakes me up at 5 pm, asks why I'm sleeping
>drive outside
>buy junk food
>bought two subway footlongs for the last binge ever (have just ate them)
>may or may not have the rest of the junk food
>be me typing this
>may watch the zahler movie

https://careers.aldi.us/district

>$80,000 starting salary,
>$5,000 signing bonus,
>fully expensed AUDI A3,
>an iPhone and competitive benefits.

Looking for suggestion.

Any of you dudes fucking around with mybookie.ag ?? Don’t take any of their bonuses because they basically enslave you at that point but it’s pretty sweet so far. Got some bets on the state of the union address tomorrow, also gambling on shit I don’t fucking know anything about. I hope duke doesn’t cover the spread tomorrow. Anybody do this shit? Or know a way I can use their bonuses without having to do some ridiculous 10-15x rollover on that shit?

How do i turn 100k into 6 million?

>>12578773

>tfw getting paid to be in bed whilst shitposting

I'm currently "off sick" with "depression" fully paid for up to 6 months then half pay for the next 6 months.

Any tax anons here? What will the irs do if I report my 2018 trades, which are probably break even or even at a loss when I dumped by icx at 50 cents and took a 75% loss on it, when I didn’t file anything for 2017? Are they more likely to audit my 17 shit and go snooping around? If I didn’t make any gains this year should I just sit tight til I actually cash out?

You can buy a million gallons of gas in Venezuela right now for $1. I’m not even fucking around, how do we do some sketchy international deals with Venezuelans? Should I buy a whole city for like $500?

Best three coins to invest in?

>>12374450
Kek so much this.

I've had shit in my shopping cart that I forgot was there and didn't put on the belt. I didn't even notice and just paid for what put on the cart and walked out.

Pro tip, they don't notice if you don't notice.

LETS GO BOYS

How do i turn 100k into 5 million unironically?

>>12173069
better than you could ever imagine

canditates for january moon missions. first is REN.

>>12090261
this is the smartest, highest IQ post in the thread and yall are gonna pass it up. we can torment these hoes.

>worked a temporary job for over a year
>move back home and continue spending ungodly amounts of money on binging and Starbucks everyday (£400 in a month, when I could bear to check how much)
>check my bank account just now
>got £1400 from my old job because they paid out the pension contributions to me rather than transfer it to a job I don't have
>have £2000 in total
>have £100 from travel expenses plus £300 in NEETbux to come soon
>starring part time job soon, so I can get to the £3000 mark, which would allow me to move to London for a job with money to spare, rather than loving paycheck to paycheck like I did last time

I know you're all millionaires but this feels great. And if I stop wasting money on junk food, then I will become both less fat and basically rich.

I just found out I passed a graduate assessment centre for a prestigious job and I won't start for months, so I'll have lots of time to be NEET or work part time until then, without ANY life guilt. The contract for the job will last about 5 years, I think, so I'll have a long time of a much better CV, ok pay, and not so much pressure about my future.

I graduated a few years ago and, apart from one ok temporary job, I've mostly been neet or a part time retailcuck. I previously failed tonnes of graduate job interviews, which was mostly down to me being an ugly beta loser nofriends autist.

What a relief.