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I just got an email from the gov. suggesting I might have capital gains tax to declare from swinging my linkies. I held for over twelve months so I should get a 50% discount. Is it easy to self declare my trading or should I use an accountant? Before this I've only really paid income tax.
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Let's say you put $100,000 USD into Bitcoin through your fiat on-ramp. You then use that to make 7363 crypto-to-crypto trades during the tax year, some resulting in capital gain, others resulting in capital loss. At the end of the year, the total USD valuation of your portfolio is still $100,000. In that case, you wouldn't owe any taxes, right? Because the losses perfectly balanced the gains.

No disrespect, but bears are beyond fucking retarded. It’s not that you want market to fucking drop that bugs me, it’s that you want people to lose their money. No compassion, no nothing, just gloating on one’s losses. There’s a line between some dark humor and being an insufferable, sick, perverted motherfucker - and you people have crossed it

looks like BYFC is never gonna break $5 again. It's still at over double from when I bought, might as well sell 2bh

>>19860321
You think Democrats won't try to fuck with crypto. The ploy of trump fucking with crypto is bullish. I'd bet he is filling his bags with chainlink rn

Make them puts and youll do pretty well

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>>19839127
I actually fucked her like 5 or 6 times then she went to Ithaca for college and came back, bragging about how she could suck dick really well because she hooked up with so many guys, but she was actually really terrible at it. I ghosted her after the last time, that's my story hope you enjoyed it baggo. Stop drinking.

Tired of the slave life. Lets share good business ideas for 2020

I'll kick us off:
- Hedge fund apparel e-commerce
- Software defined tax evasion/shell corporations
- Beat somebody up as a service
- Educational book range for 4-6 teaching foundation logic for programming skills
- Tours of dangerous countries. Somali pirate cruise. Peshwar gun market day trip
- Bridgestone for drone racing