/biz/ - Business & Finance

I saw Craig Wright while visiting Auschwitz yesterday. Every time the tour guide started to talk about the camp he would interrupt by yawning really loudly and shout "Boring! Get to the good parts!" - I don't think he was even tired. When we got to the gas chamber he screamed "Fake, there were no gas chambers! The Soviets built this after the war" and then started mimicking a Jew suffocating on Zyklon B.

After the tour he walked straight up to me and said "they deserved it anyway", and praised the Nazis for their "decentralized" camp system, but they could have used Proof of Work to "improve the process." He then stood on a podium and informed everyone that Jews were "vermin" and that he had made it his mission to destroy the "Judeo-Bolshevic World Order."

Later that day the staff found pictures of the BSV logo stapled everywhere.

Even later they realized he stole some of the shoes and striped pyjamas left by the gassing victims from the display. CCTV caught him walking around Nchain HQ in the pyjamas pretending to be a ghost.

I can't believe anyone would buy a coin made by this guy.

Ethereum will become nothing but a novelty sidechain of BSV run my autistic neets for nostalgic purposes to play with their antique toy 'smart contracts' like so many neckbeards with gamecube emulators. Have a nice life.

OK time fr some serouis bizness. Strut that BSV. The gains will be incommensurable.

>>13375555
checked. BNB is growing because CZ had a big stack of BSV from the fork, sold it all high, started pumping his shitcoin, then entered a huge short position before announcing he would delist it, profiting even more which he again is now using to pump his shitcoin even more

>>13366422
Checked

Cs has been served and will be taken To court! How do I profit from this?

mmmm yes goys, immediately short the real bitcoin with as much leverage as possible. you should probably take out a loan, mortgage the house and sell the kids to quadruple down on this short. the easiest short in any market in human history, wouldn't you say? polls are showing 99% certainty you will profit heavily if you go to your nearest leverage casino and maximum short all in. Just picture the life of luxury you will live when your winnings multiply.

>>13283584
>Stiff

>So, going forward is going to be fun. We now have more patents in play than any of the large global players
>going forward, my intellectual property, not just Bitcoin but all of it, is going to determine the path taken by many aspects of the world for years to come.

his next medium article 'two steps forward, one step back' is coming later today. I've read it, its fantastic. But this is going to be a 20-30 year journey as the article says. If you are a whenlambo moonboi just sell and go away. We're going to build the future whether you like it or not.

>>13223802
>>Muh whitepaper
which part of the whitepaper discusses avalance proof of stake pre-consensus and altering the ordering of transactions as they come in? asking for a friend

satoshi reveals himself under oath today, bitcoin sv is the real bitcoin. welcome back

Satoshi Nakamoto here. Thanks for buying my bags.

>>13182146
>Too normal for the spergs, too sperg for the normies.
h-how did it know

>start dating girl, nothing too serious
>she randomly loooks through my camera roll one night
>see my CSW colllection
>”aww anon is this your dad, you must really love him to have so many pictures of him”
>”y...y...yeah”
>figured that was easier than explaining why I have a collection of pics of an Aussie boomer that I use to shitpost on a Mongolian dick slappping forum
>3 months later, things are getting a bit more serious and she wants to meet my parents
Wtf do I do? How do I keep my lie going? My dad loooks nothing like csw.

>>13153022
you are looking at network monitoring graphs using PRTG, an open source monitoring software. Tulip was the name of a supercomputer cluster that craig spent a bunch of money on to do his research on modelling bitcoin to run scale experiments and other things while he patented things in secret. Meanwhile he was editing blog posts and shitposting troll bait on twitter to keep all the crypto retard moonboys distracted while the patents were secured.

>>13062018
I can't believe that anyone is listening to what Craig Wright is saying. He is such a fool, a charlatan and a scam artist. I can't believe anyone would be so dumb as to watch a single video clip of Craig Wright and not say that their gut doesn't say he's a fraud. I would never recommend any of my friends or colleagues listen to this man; if they did, I would surely ostracize them and boast to others how I had not fallen prey to Faketoshi's lies and falsities. All he wants is money, and according to many prominent body language experts, young children to groom. This is a common trait among those who seek wealth and power. Do not listen to this man. I am telling you right now. Bad fortune will come to you if you even think about indulging his narcissistic fantasies for one second.

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>invents your bitcoins
>lives rent-free in your head like a brain virus you can never be free of

protip: profit off this by buying BSV. (((they))) are coming to shut down 4chan and any sort of anonymous free speech. but satoshi is building an unstoppable, uncensorable metanet that will be the light in the darkness

>>13024985
BSV and bcash untouched

>>13018842
this desu.. link is a fun biz meme but BSV is a global meme powerhouse. every reddit/twitter/biz discussion of bsv ends up with hundreds of replies and absolutely triggered cucks everywhere ree'ing on each other. CSW lives rent-free in the head of every single person in crypto

>>13003655
*1400 BSV all in. left off a zero

>he's not playing the moneybutton game
What is the moneybutton game? It is tailor-made for autistic neets who shitpost online all day. Step one is getting a moneybutton.com account. You will also need a twitter to play this game. Once you have your moneybutton account you need a little bit of BSV to play. You can pretty much just pajeet beg a few cents on twitter by following all the BSV people like satoj, ryan x charles, kevin pham etc.

now to play the game - you are trying to make the USD value of your money button account grow just by using your sheer autism to earn money on the blockchain. EZ mode is getting your gf to e-whore on bitstagram. costs a few cents to upload a pic to the blockchain but you can easily earn 10x that back in tips if you are good. doesnt even have to be porn. why spend autism making memes for /biz/ when you can post them to the blockchain and earn money if you are good at it?

if you have programming skills, its easy to make apps or games that earn more moneybutton tips. or start your own bistagram clone but for amateur porn and take a cut of every upload and tip. you will make millions.
this is just the tip of the iceberg of what is possible now. if you aren't earning bitcoin right now on bsv metanet you are missing. the. fuck. out.

>>12969079
lets go boys