/biz/ - Business & Finance

Thank you, China. Very cool.

>>20536555
>>20536533

>>20491262
Sloppy job, Simeon

>tfw comfy in gold miners
>tfw outperforming the indexes
Also fuck that faggot that keeps shitting on boomfolios, tankies, and PM.

>>20457216
chainlink

>>20449899
checked
the bull run to $1000 EOY has unironically started, just be patient a bit longer

Fresh news upon waking from my post-breakfast nap? Wonderful.

those fucking NFLX shills from the last 2 days trying to make people buy into their shit stock...
I feel like it must have been trolls luring newbies into a seemingly "safe bet"
>hurr subscriptions up
>hurr disregard Q1 not being met
>hurr disregard higher Q2 expectations

fuck them, I tried warning people multiple times, hopefully not too many frens fell for the scam

>>20421593
This

>>20381186
LINK is the next LINK
buy now or stay poor

>>20380679
kek i'm worth more than 100k and unemployed living off disability

>>20346593
I've been browsing /biz/ pretty regularly since 2016 and I've literally never invested or bought any crypto. I just like the memes here. /biz/ is one of the last boards on the entire website that still creates OC.

>>20333086
>tfw my entire ""salary"" for 2019 was 10k neetbux that i got for doing nothing
>put it all into link when it was at $2
>mfw im gonna be a millionaire in the next few years while the wagies who paid for my neetbux are still going to be waging at the bottom of the totem pole
work smart not hard OP

>>20305879
i have literally never been this comfy in my entire life. even when i was a little kid with no worries in the world wrapped in a blanket playing my christmas gift video games all night long i was not as comfy as i am right now. i did not think it was possible to be this comfy

ive literally been a neet my entire life and im richer than everyone i know by a large margin simply because i listened to autistic frog memes

>>20218039
>implying i want to take care of or protect any roastoid
>implying i dont want to be taken care of and protected
the truth is my linkies are just a backup. my end goal for making it is to find an insane rich middle aged childless career woman and become her trophy husband

people who short tesla and hate elon are beta males, simple as

never met a normal, alpha male who didn't love tesla and elon
elon is a successful chad entrepreneur, people who short tesla are bitter cucks

Good night bros

>i'm unemployed

>>19806805
going risk off always means you will miss out on something, but thats the reward you miss from the risk youre now not taking. assuming your current risk exposure is good for you right now, stay comfy

>>19793570
I live in rural Arizona on an acre of land with a greenhouse, a pool, and an underground bunker. I'm 6ft 200lbs of muscle (not natty) and I'm handsome and charismatic. Once a month I make a 2 hour drive to Vegas, get a nice hotel, meet up with my friends there, and spend the weekend pounding drugs and whores. Then I go home away from all the niggers and kikes and recover in peace in my fortress. I get the best of both worlds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF7M0FISH5Y

any ausbros get on the SPT rocket today?
your boy got slapped 20gs in at $0.74 and sold at $1.42
secured a lovely profit of $19292
feels good.

>>19534848
SSL, the patricians choice of growing stocks