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i hope that tomorrow
we make lots of money
but nobody thinks that
these lame poems are funny

we're almost through sunday
let's make big gains this week
but my chances are low
'cause my future is bleak

stocks shoot to the moon
and then come back down
but this week i invested
like i was a clown

any stock can go low
or ascend really high
when will this meme market
finally fucking die

i hoped that the line
would go up to the right
but then i just learned
that i'm not very bright

i followed the tickers
and saw so much green
but it still felt like i
got stabbed in the spleen

i've seen some stocks moon
then plummet back down
and after this week
my pants are all brown

the rumors are spreading,
it's bear territory
that's why my positions...
well they're very gory

the stock price was dropping
so i bought the dip
but it was a ticket
on a sinking ship

i hoped that this stock would
take off like a rocket
but it's more like a knife
into my eye socket

big gains starting monday
and the whole rest of the week
or else i'll go hiking
to throw myself off a peak

i bought into the hype
and put cash in a spac
but now my best play is
maybe smoking some crack

i bought into the hype
and put cash in a spac
but now my best play is
maybe smoking some crack

the markets are closed
there's nothing to do
it makes me wish i
died from china flu

i hoped that this stock would
take off like a rocket
but it's more like a knife
into my eye socket

stocks shoot to the moon
and then come back down
but today i invested
like i was a clown

i hope that tomorrow
we make lots of money
but nobody thinks that
these lame poems are funny

did i get banned?

my positions turned pink
and it's getting too risky
i guess i'll go drink
a whole bottle of whisky

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the stock price had come down
and so i bought the dip
but it was a ticket
on an abandoned ship

the market is dropping
i've lost all my gains
i might just start doing
a lot of cocaine

they say to buy low
and sell when it's high
but after today
i just want to die

the stock price had come down
and so i bought the dip
but it was a ticket
on an abandoned ship

they say to buy low
and sell when it's high
but after today
i just want to die

please stocks, go up
and buy me a boat
otherwise i'll
just slit my own throat