/biz/ - Business & Finance

>tfw premature ejaculation so don't bother spending 200€/h to cum in 12 seconds of a bj
>tried all normie copes (just cum before visiting the girl/just take X drug/just dont care cumming fast is alfa/just this and that and this and that)

>APPL was $40 in 2019

How do I turn 370k€ into 1M€?
I have no income now.

Currently have it on monetary funds, neeting around 1.2k€ a month at current BCE rates

>BTC

I cannot buy such big amount, I would get my account frozen

>DCA
It would take me ages to DCA in

Is anyone aware on fixed income funds? from what i've researched, long duration bonds should skyrocket if interest rates drop and they should have peaked by now? I was looking at a fund like this:

>Vanguard 20+ Year Euro Treasury Index Fund EUR Acc

Im also not starting "a business" or some random shit.

Anyone serious advice much appreciated.

>>56494795
read my previous reply
>>56494726
the pump was a mirage

I am already financially bored

I only managed to get 1500 am I going to at least hit 6 figures so my life can start?

>>56381249
I'm 43 and recently knocked up a 17yo (legal where I live). How absolutely JUSTed am I in the financial sense?

>>56367028
>Crypto dying won't change anything
No offense, but that's a bit delusional, my friend. For online payments, crypto's got you covered with gateways like Utrust. To tackle that looming quantum threat, look into hyperpolyglot chains like QAN. p2e also brings fun to the mix. You might want to step up your game a bit cos crypto is not going anywhere.

Only 5 days left Anons to claim your free tokens.
https://genesis.celestia.org/
You get some for activity on l2s
Total supply is 1 billion, what price do you expect?

Not even a week left to claim, im gonna do it now. I got 2 wallets with 50 claimable and one with 70.
Check for your wallet: https://genesis.celestia.org/
Somebody here told me i need to make different adresses for that. Im doing it on a old samsung, you guys think its save?
Furthermore what price do you expect it to be

>>56187569
I spent my 20s on anime/video games/porn and ended up mid 30s a virgin with net worth of 0 not counting my crypto stack which isn't even that large. This is literally the last chance, the last lifeline I've got. If I fuck this one up I think it will actually unironically be over for me and my entire family lineage. I realised too late how badly I fucked up.

Most stock market crashes happened in these two months (think the black monday or the 2008 stock market crash).

If we clear these two months without a major sell off 30k EOY is pretty much guaranteed

>>55952939
>>55952944
Im extremely comfy holding because so many people want to buy within the next 2 months

>>55945890
>>55945898
>>55946004
Im just not gonna be slaving away most of the life like you

>>55852231
okay I lost all those gains trading on the way down instead of going short and letting it ride

I have broken even on SOXL in the aftermarket, I have an urge to sell

>>55803798
My dad "invested" cumulative $200k on my education back around 2008 instead of investing it in any SPX index fund. In financial terms this was a disaster. I am working for minimum wage 15 years later. We still haven't recovered and probably never will. Sometimes I think education and career is just a long running scam and all the money spent on it would have been better off just being dumped into assets and get homeschooled instead so the wealth can just be passed on instead of having the consecutive generations continue to slave away for shekels.

>>55800047
have I just been trading a 3x S&P the whole time?

>>55778481
I will not eat this or the bugs
No

>>55768188
Apathetic because I gave up on a normal adulthood, currently learning to draw coom to scrounge coomer bux. My parents found out and hate me for it but I stopped caring. Idk where my life trajectory is going now, don't care anymore.

bought $25k worth of KOLD in after hours. I feel a dark cloud coming over me

The Usa sells 30 year bonds with 4.2% apy
So after 30 years they need to repay way more then x3
They want the dollar worthless

Pump it pump it chads

I just sold all my SOXL and put the money into SOXS am I a genius or a retard?