/biz/ - Business & Finance

I went long at Bitcoin with $460,000 (my entire life savings) and im in a neet with no job experience

If this shit hits 40k im getting liquidated. What is a surefire way to kill myself?

BTC price on the 2020 halving was $8900, a drawdown of 55% from the 2017 ATH of $19500. BTC's price at the 2016 halving was $650, a drawdown of 48% from the 2013 ATH of $1240. Average that out and the halving price about 50% of the previous ATH, so the price of BTC on this year's halving will be approximately $34500.

i remember having a crush on some girl and this song

im yoloing my 400k on BTC and if im not a millonaire by 2025 i sui

>>57290092
Shit you got me, good one

I have a YT channel that is demonetized but still pulls millions of views. I was thinking of starting a new channel, monetize it and then use my traffic from my unfairly demonetized channel and sent it into the new channel.

Does anyone know how to create a new AdSense account throught an LLC? I do not know anyone to trust to create a separate AdSense account, so the LLC method is the only one I can think of, however, I don't know how this works. Any help much appreciated.

What's going to happen to prices when the Red Sea clusterfuck hits chain supplies and retail? It's expected to be as bad as initial covid supply chain hit.

>>57188102
The real blackpill, they put you in jail if you hire a escort for a nice time while girls now can make trillions online from OF. It's like it's all rigged so the average male plays on nightmare mode. In burgerland of the free they put in jail if you try to hire an escort already, and it will be the same in europe eventually. Inb4 thailandcels etc. And same goes with cars, soon all cool cars will be banned and they will just sound like rc cars. If you get rich from crypto by the time you get rich you'll not be able to spend it on anything cool. Its over buddy boyos.

>I got trolled into FOMOing into the narrative again

The only way to make it is to gamble 100% on either side.

ETF may be a sell the news event, so cash is a better option.

>>57108173
Pls don't joke about this
>tfw still remembering all the piano lessons and tutors that they made me go to
>tfw haven't touched a piano in a decade, working a job that has nothing to do with what I was being made to study back then

I refuse to buy bitcoin above $40,000. I refuse to buy into muh bitcoin ETF speculative hype before the inevitable dump before the actual Bull begins. I refuse to be Blackrock exit liquidity

Diversifying is fucking retarded. Im going to invest my 400k€ on MSTR (basically BTC) and 3x my money in the next 3 years. If it doesn't work im killing myself. This is less risk than muuuhh DCA into cuckandp500 for 40 years when your dick doesn't work and you cannot enjoy any hobies because your eyesight and joints are fucked.

>>56862115
>all these $50k+ bulls

>>56862546
>Missed the bottom
Anon, I...

I just bought 2M did I buyed the top

Ethbros i have forgotten how it feels to outperform

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_M_uvDChJQ

I don't know if I should dump all of my TSLA or go 100% on it.

https://i.warosu.org/data/biz/img/0158/19/1570295653458.webm

Could someone explain why are bonds paying less and less? 4-5% is now considered "high rates", and if long term index funds that are holding long term debt (like TLT, or Vanguard 20YR Euro if you are from EU) start going up, it means that the market is ok with these rates and they expect them to go back down... but how low? are we going back to 1%-2% rates? im assuming no negative rates again. But again, if we go into easy money again, wouldn't this cause inflation again, needing to raise rates?

Could someone explain this to an high school dropout?

>>56723393
I believe only in blood and flesh. anyone can steal culture, language and religion, but not an ethnic group

>>56662241
I had Angel Rivas at sight but I decided to not do it because I would cum in 15 seconds. I wonder how many thousands i've saved from not going to escorts because I cum too fast.
inb4 normie advice to last longer. Tried all. I just cope with videogames and thats about it.

>>56642193
>In 25 years

>tfw premature ejaculation so I've saved thousands from not visiting 200€/h escorts since its not worth it for 12 seconds of a bj
>inb4 normie advice like just fap before going/just go for a second round/just try x drug/some other dumb shit from cutcels or low sentiencetards that last long
What do I do with all this money? I just aspiecel at home.

>tfw premature ejaculation so don't bother spending 200€/h to cum in 12 seconds of a bj
>tried all normie copes (just cum before visiting the girl/just take X drug/just dont care cumming fast is alfa/just this and that and this and that)

>APPL was $40 in 2019