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What does he do all day?

When did you realize chainlink was the one for you

>With changes being made to the Whitepaper on a daily basis, actually learning it seemed pointless, so Nazarov had his pages read aloud to him line by line via an earpiece during the infamous SIBOS presentation. Sometimes the signal would be drowned out by a local police scanner, and Ellis would later reminisce about Sergey shouting in the middle of the Presentation: “There’s a robbery at Woolworths”.

Do u even Link bro? Look at those linklets lol hahaha go Link those linklets up bro

>shoesize 7.5
>investing in a footlet

>shoesize 7.5
I myself would never invest in a footlet.

if you were here in October you'd know that edging is a cornerstone of the SmartContract.com company. There is no hype, only energy spent towards working on the product. In fact edging was what Sergey focused on for his Philosophy degree. This explains why partnerships are being kept secret and the suddenness of the inevitable singularity. When the singularity happens, be sure to open the Citizen app if you live in the SF bay area and look for an incident titled "office building flooded with semen" as Sergey et al will no longer be able to contain themselves. Sergey will blow the biggest load though as he's expressed a greater propensity of a hard on for decentralization. In fact in his interviews the first word Sergey says to candidates is "decentralization." No sentences or words around it. He looks intensely at their crotch, and if the candidate doesn't get wet or hard in 30 seconds the candidate is rejected.
With this information the reasoning is clear: a significant partnership has been secured, and the smartcontract team has been vigorously doing laundry or buying new underwear. This isn't sustainable however because the massive volume of pre cum will ruin the dry cleaning machines. It's only a matter of time until the laundromats find out whats going on. Hence it is a race against ejaculation, and a rigorous mental battle to keep their enthusiasm in check.

But when Hodges joined the dev team, he witnessed “one of the legendary crypto disasters of all time”, describing it as a “$32m train wreck”.
He was shocked to discover that Sergey – who he claims arrived on location “weighing about 300 pounds” – would not recite words written for the SIBOS presentation: “He wanted to improvise it all.” And Sergey would rarely emerge from his trailer: “They were flying in these hapless [SWIFT] executives to try to beg him to come out of his damned trailer.
“Sergey was only answering the door when the pizza man came. This was the best news that the pizza-makers of San Francisco, this big town, had ever had because Sergey was consuming industrial quantities of pizza while ruminating on what the hell he was going to do when he had to face the investors. I think there might have been an existential terror there.”

It was just one of those; it was a very troubled project. Sergey [Nazarov] was just fucking crazy in a hilarious way. He wouldn’t come out of his basement, and he would smoke weed all day. Which is fine with me, because I had all these commits that I wanted to catch up on. Then I remember one day at McDonalds—they let everyone pick their own happy meal toys—there was one Russian coder who was also kind of a club kid. And he wore this shirt with the word “Garbage” on it in big stylish letters. It was his shirt. And Sergey came down to the booth, which he only did for Big Macs. Everything else was done by his contractors. I only did one commit with him. But he comes on and goes, “There’s only one other Russian guy on this team, and you make him wear a shirt that says ‘Garbage?’ You racist motherfucker!”
And he tried to strangle the CTO, Steve Ellis. So later that night, Rory was in the city. Everyone who makes codes in Silicon Valley stays in the same hotel. It’s like an episode of The Love Boat. Every time the elevator stops, you’ve got a different coder getting on. Like, [announcer voice] “Hey, now we’ve got Steve Wozniak!” So, we went out that night to some strip club, and we were all drinking. And there were a bunch of bikers there, so Steve says to them, “I’ll pay for all your drinks if you show up to work tomorrow and pretend to be my security.” Sergey freaked out and went back to his basement. [Laughs.] And the next day, Sergey sat down with Steve and was like, “I think you need to quit. You’re detrimental to this project.” And Steve was like, “Why don’t you quit? We’ve got all your partners, and we could code the rest with your contractors.” And that freaked Sergey out so much that, for the rest of the project, he would only communicate with the CTO through Post-it notes. And he would sign each Post-it note “From LINK.”

"A chain with strong links"
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NOLINKER NIGGERS BTFO, THIS IS IT
PRICE SINGULARITY
$1000 EOY

But when Hodges joined the dev team, he witnessed “one of the legendary crypto disasters of all time”, describing it as a “$32m train wreck”.
He was shocked to discover that Sergey – who he claims arrived on location “weighing about 300 pounds” – would not recite words written for the SIBOS presentation: “He wanted to improvise it all.” And Sergey would rarely emerge from his trailer: “They were flying in these hapless [SWIFT] executives to try to beg him to come out of his damned trailer.

“Sergey was only answering the door when the pizza man came. This was the best news that the pizza-makers of San Francisco, this big town, had ever had because Sergey was consuming industrial quantities of pizza while ruminating on what the hell he was going to do when he had to face the investors. I think there might have been an existential terror there.”

>>9992849
how about we rent a mcdonalds for the day

> Serg has been dead silent since March
> He cashed out all Ethers at 1400
> He took 35M USD and made it
> He still holds 40% of LINK supply
> He left the "open-sourced" project for /biz/ cuckers to work for him for free
> /biz/ cuckers still believe they will make it

https://twitter.com/SergeyNazarov

>>9920903
That you know of. They might have already worked out the models with Cornell and are working on getting the other parts of the code perfect. They might even have them partially built in private repos. If they're aiming for a Q3 launch I doubt they have no progress on the most important part of the project.

>>9873457
patience my boy

He come to me with money in his hand
He offered me, I didn't ask him
I wasn't knocking someone's door down, I was running from that
When I got out, I was in that
I was already through that, I had that
I had the career
I went to the SIBOS
I went to SWIFT studios
I had it all, and I looked at it and said, "This is a bigger jail than I just got out of"
I don't want to take my time going to work
I got a bigmac and a sleeping bag and ten or fifteen million
What the hell I wanna go off into and go to work for?
Work for what, mainnet? I got all the money in the world
I'm the king, man
I run the business and finance, guy
I decide whos pumps what and where they do it at
What am I gonna run around and act like I'm some teenybopper somewhere for somebody else's money?
I make the money, man
I roll the linkies
The game is mine
I deal the chains

What would you do to him if he loses all your money?

>>9826585
how it actually goes down

>chainlink finally released and mainnet is up and running
>Sergey releases the rest of the 650 million tokens into the market
>dilutes the LINK supply so hard that chainlink is 1 cent a pop like its stated in the whitepaper
>price recovers to 12 cent in 2036

>>9812537
They have Ari Jules and Cornell. They could easily have the models whiteboarded, ready for coding.
Pivotal tracker is just for coding tasks right? It doesn't track the entire process.

So, how's the whole "visualize it everyday" thing going, linkies? :)
Hope you can pay food and basic stuff with visualized money heheheh.., cya

>>9768938
>Browsing /biz/ drunk one night
>see sergey memes and see people joking about making love to sergey
>decide to jerk off to his face to see if I can actually cum to his face
>only last 4 mins and cum
>start laughing hysterically to the fact that I just came to his face
>now everytine I see his face posted I start laughing thinking of the time I jerked off to him

Am I gay?