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I just tripled my ethers thanks to LINK

Is he going to provide a girlfriend for every single early investor?

That's fucking funny because I also had a similar experience with this asshole. I saw Sergey at a Second hand store in Moscow yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, Cyka blyet, mudila?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like eleven Flannel shirts and two additional flannel shirts in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter although he managed to unnoticeably stuff few flannel shirts in his pants.

When she took one of the flannel shirts and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and angrily told her that he was horny and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think Chainlinks oracles are working anyway. After she scanned each flannel shirt and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly and asking if it's possible to pay in the "new disruptive technology called Link".

Just admit it, most here will sell before 10 bucks

That's fucking funny because I also had a similar experience with this asshole. I saw Sergey at a Second hand store in Moscow yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, Cyka blyet, mudila?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like eleven Flannel shirts and two additional flannel shirts in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter although he managed to unnoticeably stuff few flannel shirts in his pants.

When she took one of the flannel shirts and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and angrily told her that he was horny and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think Chainlinks oracles are working anyway. After she scanned each flannel shirt and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly and asking if it's possible to pay in the "new disruptive technology called Link".

Apologize for English. Friend make a bet for how to say this name perfect?

Is Ser-gwy?
Is Ser-gway?
Is Ser-goo?

Thank you help.

>>10627861
Don't call yourself a linklet. I only have 14k and It makes me feel bad bro

That's fucking funny because I also had a similar experience with this asshole. I saw Sergey at a Second hand store at Moscow yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, Cyka blyet, mudila?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like eleven Flannel shirts and two additional flannel shirts in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter although he managed to unnoticeably stuff few flannel shirts in his pants.

When she took one of the flannel shirts and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and angrily told her that he was horny and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think Chainlinks oracles are working anyway. After she scanned each flannel shirt and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly and asking if it's possible to pay in the "new disruptive technology called Link".

That's fucking funny because I also had a similar experience with this asshole. I saw Sergey at a Second hand store Moscow yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, Cyka blyet, mudila?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like eleven Flannel shirts and two additional flannel shirts in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter although he managed to unnoticeably stuff few flannel shirts in his pants.

When she took one of the flannel shirts and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and angrily told her that he was horny and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think Chainlinks oracles are working anyway. After she scanned each flannel shirt and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly and asking if it's possible to pay in the "new disruptive technology called Link".

Cause i'm investing in this man

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

PLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE

Let's face it /biz/ in just an incel board full of no hopers desperately hoping the meme magick manifests into reality and their linkies go to 1k cos they see it as their only hope of not dying miserable and alone.

Best case scenario you get rich and find a SB. She won't love you but she will love your money. But if she's good at her job she will do a good job at pretending she loves you. Sorry guys I hate to say it but I think 95% of posters here are too autistic to make someone love you for who you are.

To answer the question: no, money can't buy you love, but it can buy you a girl who will do a very convincing job of pretending to love you

>>10570754
>.70

>back

>neverlinker
>oh look fake news
>classic FOMO
>coopted your bullrun
>sold at 4k bought back at 3.5k multiple times

thanks for the twenty thousand dollars linkfags. enjoy your trip down to 15 cents

NANI?

Daily reminder: There's no proof at all Blythe Masters is involved with ChainLink. It's pure bullshit

>>10502131
wew, lads I don't feel so bad anymore

>There are people who bought at 35 cents yesterday and are already down 40 %

>With changes being made to the Whitepaper on a daily basis, actually learning it seemed pointless, so Nazarov had his pages read aloud to him line by line via an earpiece during the infamous SIBOS presentation. Sometimes the signal would be drowned out by a local police scanner, and Ellis would later reminisce about Sergey shouting in the middle of the Presentation: “There’s a robbery at Woolworths”.

>>10348771
rolling for sergey

Link was built in the hellfire of the golden bear market. Sergey fought through the McDonald's, the amphibious Sergey creature, and the exit scam memes. While the market crashed Sergey fought on bravely. His only true friends during the battle were his buddy Steve and their pet Rory. Secretly networking all around the world while trying to hide the truth about who he is, Sergey fought on. Steve slowly built the code that will forever immortalize ChainLink memes, while Rory fought against the tide of neets bent on destroying their dream. Thomas answered increasingly stupid questions in both the Telegram and Slack groups. He shall someday be given sainthood for the idiocy he has dealt with. The time is almost here now. Can you feel it? $1000 EOY is a meme. It was a joke created by Sergey. It was meant as fud. Link $7777 EOY.

>>10230906
You can go down the rabbit hole of hypotheticals for any investment, anon. Unless you have a feeling in your guy based off of the facts that you have, you would never invest in anything. It's a leap of faith and why crypto in general is a very risky market.