/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11325826
None of the above. He doesn't actually wear clothes. What looks like his clothes is actually his skin, which is kind of camouflaged. The only time he changes his "shirt", is when he sheds his skin. This happens every time he exit scams, as to hide from his investors ire.

Every event Sergey has been at he speaks in a small conference room and never main stage. Even had the opportunity to see it live once. Sergey is an absolute beta, and a cuck. A complete pussy and pushover. When I saw him live it was the day i lost any faith in chainlink.

>anon, can you tell me where this man touched you?

Sergey will be speaking at 3 events in October:

>ETHGlobal San Francisco Hackathon - Date: Oct 5-7 - Time: Unknown
>San Francisco Blockchain Week - Date: Oct.10 - Time: 9:00-9:30am PST
>Web3 Summit in Berlin - Date: Oct. 22 - Time: 3:15-3:45pm (Berlin time)

Get ready boys ;)

I am going to kill myself if you don't make me rich. My life is in your hands, Sergey D. Nazarov.

Fuck it, I'm out. The Gospel SalesForce connection killed it for me.

I serious wish you guys the best,

No more digging, no more googling, no more talking to strangers in discords.

But also no more fun, thinking every big bank is wanting Chainlink etc.

Its time to move on

-J

>>11139972
>SHOT BY EOY
Tick tock Sergey

Rolling

>>11092228
no worries, Sergey would never let us down.

>>11050615

a big mac

>>10952314
Let me present to you

"Decentralized Oracle's"

Well you may think : What??!?

But let me explain, let's say your shitty uncle tells you're fat. You think wtf, that infowars retard got it wrong again.

What if there is service you can use that will ask 5 random persons you don't know if your fat.

Would you believe their answer??!??

Will you allow your future children to marry filthy no linkers that live outside the linky gated luxury communities?

Strap in its happening tonight

L1nk will never be adopted..

Sergey has alway been a father figure to me. He has given me a chance to attain wealth and to shape the world. But recently I have becone sexually attracted to him. Every time chainlink goes up in price I tend to masturbate furiously. Right before I climax I look up at my Sergey poster in my room and I proceed to explode my load. I sometimes have dreams of me and Sergey in a yatch together. We are both completely nude. He asks me to apply lotion on his back and I do so eagerly. As I rub the lotion in his back he giggle since my hand rubbing through the hairs in his chest tickles him. We then proceed to make love with his chainlink strap on. I then procees to wake up saddened because i realize it was all just a dream. Anybody else have these feelings or is it just me?

>the year is 2065
>I am a billionaire (I'm still holding 10 links from my youth) and an old pervert
>currently married to my 74th wife, she just turned 18, like all the previous ones
>I just divorce them and replace them whenever I get bored
>despite this, I have never paid a single cent in alimony
>every measure to protect my financial independence is stipulated in trustless tamperproof automated smart contracts
>divorce is as easy as pushing a button, and lawyers cannot bullshit their way around useless prenups and irrational human courts with arbitrary rulings anymore
Forget about how valuable solving the oracle problem will be... We're actually gonna solve the roastie problem

>the year is 2065
>I am a billionaire (I'm still holding 10 links from my youth) and an old pervert
>currently married to my 74th wife, she just turned 18, like all the previous ones
>I just divorce them and replace them whenever I get bored
>despite this, I have never paid a single cent in alimony
>every measure to protect my financial independence is stipulated in trustless tamperproof automated smart contracts
>divorce is as easy as pushing a button, and lawyers cannot bullshit their way around useless prenups and irrational human courts with arbitrary rulings anymore
Forget about valuable solving the oracle problem will be... We're actually gonna solve the roastie problem

Can someone explain to me the meme with Serguey eating bigmacs?
Sorry for my new faggotery.

playing hard to get eh? fortunately, your resistance only makes my penis harder

Why does he wear the same shirt every day? Is he on the spectrum? Is this bearish/bullish for Chainlink?

Woe to you, oh Earth and sea, for the Sergey sends ChainLink with wrath
Because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of ChainLink
For it is a human number, its number is sixty one.

I left alone my mind was blank
I needed time to think to get the 2500 eoy from my mind

What did I see can I believe that what I saw
That night was real and not just fantasy

Just what I saw
In my old dreams were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me

'Cause in my dreams
It's always there
The bearded face that twists my mind and brings me hope and despair

Yeah

The night was black was no use holding back
'Cause I just had to see was Sergey watching me
In the mist large orders move and twist
Was all this for real or some kind of hell

Sixty One the number of the Beast

Gains was spawned to be released

Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised
As they start to cry hands held to the sky
In the night the moon light so bright
The ritual has begun Sergey's work is done

Sixty One the number of the beast

Mooning is going on tonight

>>10686670
"Woe to you, oh Earth and sea, for the Sergey sends ChainLink with wrath
Because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of ChainLink
For it is a human number, its number is sixty six.

I left alone my mind was blank
I needed time to think to get the 2500 eoy from my mind

What did I see can I believe that what I saw
That night was real and not just fantasy

Just what I saw
In my old dreams were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me

'Cause in my dreams
It's always there
The bearded face that twists my mind and brings me hope and despair
Yeah

The night was black was no use holding back
'Cause I just had to see was Sergey watching me
In the mist large orders move and twist
Was all this for real or some kind of hell
Sixty Six the number of the Beast
Gains was spawned to be released

Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised
As they start to cry hands held to the sky
In the night the moon light so bright
The ritual has begun Sergey's work is done
Sixty Six the number of the beast
Mooning is going on tonight