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26 hours an 10 minutes and we shall be in the abyss

Nikkei 225 Futures RED
S&P 500 Futures RED
Nasdaq Futures RED

Can you hear it? It's the sound of the fall

>>17543491
>I can make no augment, compelling or otherwise, for the market to rise in real terms in the next year
Cool. Doubling down on shorts and gold

>>17466931
'no'

We aren't talking about 2% here, the amount of money necessary to buoy the market would cause double digit (minimum) consumer inflation, and a MASSIVE commodities bubble that would just make it more difficult to get the economy moving again after Corona Chan is through. Would also inflate away all that debt slavery. Reckless printing would be bad for the economy, and more important (from The Fed's prospective) bad for the Elites

It wouldn't even be particularly good for you degen permabull gamblers as commodities would inflate faster than equities

>>17447596
nooo don't post any news that hurts my long positions

>>17446702
>>17446710
>He hasn't been buying the 10 yr since 2016
>>17446720
>still up about 50% a year.
but then it continued to drop..

Are we going to get bear cheapies tomorrow? Will it rally?

YOU HAD 30 DAYS OF wARNINGS TO AT LEAST PUT IN A HEDGE

BULLS BTFO

>>17421987
Because we're in a fucking global recession.

Seriously, are you fuckers retarded? Even if this is no worse than seasonal flu, and every indication points to it at least a couple times worse, it's still an ADDITIONAL seasonal flu season. While markets are inflated to absurdly, and growth is slowing. If it's JUST flu2: electric flualoo it's STILL causing a fucking recession and a fucking 25-50% fall in the markets

>>17420416
Gold is going parabolic before stonks hit new ATHs

DONT GET STUCK ON A SINKING SHIP

>>17410777
BASED GILEAD NUMBERS

ABSOLUTELY FUCKED

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JAPANESE SCHOOLKIDS LOVE CORONA

Officials in Ebetsu City in Japan's northernmost prefecture of Hokkaido say a woman found to be infected with the new coronavirus works at a local elementary school. She is responsible for delivering school lunches to classrooms.

The prefectural government announced on Saturday that the woman in her 50's is a part-time worker in the city.

At a news conference on Sunday, city officials said she wasn't involved in cooking the meals, which is done at a different location. They said she was wearing a white robe, facemask and gloves while at work.

They said she came to work on February 14th, despite having a sore throat the day before. She stopped coming in on February 15th after developing a fever of over 37 degrees Celsius.

The city has told two of her colleagues to stay home for observation until February 28th.

Officials say no one else at the school was in close contact with her, including students and teachers.

Italy's Council of Ministers will meet on coronavirus at 6:30 p.m. local time. Prime Minister Conte says the government is considering "extraordinary measures"

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JUST WOKE UP TO FUTURES

Nice 3% day

tfw 17% puts and up 2% today

Stink It. Stink It! STINK IT! $3.15 here we come!! *inhales* AHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

feels bad when my calls win the day

Ahem

Nikkei 23,148.0
Set (Thailand) 1,516.88

I'm COOMING

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???

PREPARE FOR A MASSIVE DUMP