/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9848573
what do anon's have to gain from all this fud

>>9843211
>price is low because /biz/ was hiding the fact that they were mining LINK
top kek OP

>>9686114
kek I remember people saying this exact phrase in november

>>9586650

2/10 fud not gonna make it

>>9499450
record fud

why do we fall, master bruce?

>>9236487

>>9056664
You don't want to be one of them when this blows up

>>9003201
LETS GO

Just look at them. Thousands of helpless, lost souls, traversing through the annals of /biz/, completely unaware of the blessing that us, and only us, linkers have acquired. Thy are blind to the vision of Sergey of Nazareth and his teachings. Thy are blind to the oracle problem, lot less it's solution. Thy are blind to The Singularity. Thy are blind to the one and only and they will burn for it in an automated smart contract for torturing people with fire. Our days are coming, the days of reckoning, the days of US, and only US. Thy respect the Lord, for he respects You. $1000 EOY.

>>8955843
they will be left behind to suffer. thanks bro. six fig linker here. cant wait

here's about 100 if you don't have this one already

>>8853351

>>8845873
NO LINKERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

time is running out for nolinkers.

>>8823032
I cannot wait to violently shit on all the no-linkers. Our time is near

>>8555782
take this for future reference too anon
never forget the onslaught of ridicule we fought to receive our prize

>>8498564
It's like the meme magic during the trump campaign.

It's simply destined to happen anon. Do not worry, you will be rewarded.

>>8368844
Don't just look at those legit concerns.

>>7905032
I'll be posting this every day when the singularity comes

>>7729821
Nobody knows the time of the price singularity.
But when it happens, everyone will know.
All across the world, voices will echo "..what's wrong? Is everything ok?"
A few vehicular accidents will occur seemingly for no reason.
Several pilots, delivery drivers, and one pajeet who forgot to close a submarine hatch will all last be seen yelling at their phones.
Binance will crash. Everyone scrambling to buy LINKs will see 404
Etherdelta will become so overwhelmed with traffic it will slow to a halt. It will become unusable.
The only orders that will happen will be buy orders that have already been placed.
LINK will reach unimaginably high prices within minutes.
Every noLINKer's eyes will watch. The tiny LINK cube on coinmarketcap will be reflected in their eyes.
However, the ones who knew...the ones who had heard, but didn't listen...
their cubes will be distorted by tears.
As these tears fall onto rapidly moving fingers that are refreshing binance or etherdelta multiple times,
Haunting music rings in their ears infinitely.
The harrowing noise of the bells causes the noLINKer's soul to shiver and scream.
Biz will be filled with LINK memes. All threads will be titled "You had your chance."
Monitors will be smashed. Laptops broken in half. Weddings, family reunions, graduation ceremonies, and other social events across the world will be plagued by the audible cries of noLINKers who knew the path but didn't take it.
Their hopelessness crushes them inside, but they keep having to wageslave, and forcing a smile on their face every day to avoid ever being asked "what's wrong?" again will eat away at their sanity.
This soon becomes a worldwide phenomenon, and noLINKer syndrome will be added to DSM-V and heavily studied.
Most normies will continue enjoying their playpens.
But the ones who knew...
they will become uncomfortably intimate with despair...
For they know they missed the opportunity of a lifetime, and another precious path to freedom has disappeared forever.

>>7663575

Done.

>>7650061
It's literally just a meme. How new are you here? be honest with me and I'll give you the information you really need to know about Chainlink / Smartcontracts.com and Sergey Nazarov

why do you waste your time typing / making posts like these? self amusement? or do you actually think you can influence the price?

fucking stupid mug lmao