/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19548155
I model the markets like you model for strange men on the internet.

>mfw futures increasing
>mfw another green day

and waallah SPY will NEVER be below 300 again!

>>19493620
Corona ended the 11 year bull run. We are now in a NEW 10 year bull run! SPY will hit 1000 in this bull run.

>>19469853
janjans take my lambo bought with linkies and escort this gentleman out of the premises

>>19350788
Fuck you pussy ass bitch faggot. You got $10k link that's almost $40k and you are complaining like a little bitch ass faggot. I barely got 3k stinks and I KNOW I am going to fucking make it. Why? Because I'm not a limp wrist soiboi pussy faggot like you. You should sell now cause link ain't going x10. It's going x1000 motherfucker

Fuck niggers
Fuck kikes
Fuck spics
Fuck chinks
Fuck trannies
And most importantly
FUCK JANNIES

>50k link
>320 eth
>100k pnk
>1000 oz silver

>>19223272
Income (monthly): $4170 after taxes
Housing (own apartment): $940 (I pay $470 my gf pays the other half).

11% is amazing when you live in a capital city in western europe.

>"6 FEET 6 FEET AAAAAAAAAAAH 6 FEET SIR SIR 6 FEEEEET"
why thank you but actually I am 6'2"

>mfw x20 long SPY

+$11k in the blink of an eye. Its that easy biz.

You can't.
You're here forever.

>>19111684
Actually a good idea. Just added it to my watch list.

I just borrowed $200k (mortgage). Interest rate is 1,4% fixed 30y. I have 10 years with only interest payments.

Current plan: 90% in index funds (20% invested when I get the money and 5% every month efter that).
10% in some crypto portfolio.

Sounds good?

do you guys ever take a moment and think:

"I'm currently living in the worst economic depression since the 1930s"

like, it's kind of based

>>18868567
Why yes, I bought the dip, how could you tell?

One last push and I open my short.

>>18084708
Based, i'm a landlord too and plan on giving all of my collected rent money this month to a twitch roastie. Can't wait to see those poor zoomers react when they see me a boomer giving more money to their queen then they ever could. And yes i'll evict every tenant that doesn't pay me this month how could you tell

>>18048531
Yes

Life surely does feel amazing when everyone is panicking and fantasizing about apocalypse scenarios and you are just sitting there knowing exactly where to invest.
Having things perfectly planned out feels fucking amazing. Playing the game alongside with the whales.
Reminder that this is the last chance to get rich if you've missed the crypto bubble.
Now get going.

>>17590436
>be me
>buy 2nd apartment at 27 in EU capital
>100% airbnb
>get some student to clean
>800 euro a month pre tax

Now corona dont fuck this up

>>17446760
>mfw stocks crash the day after I got my dividends

>buy apartment in 2013
>prices goes up 100%

meanwhile...

>rent out each room for 730 euro (3 rooms).
>costs to own apartment ~800 euro a month

Nobody told me it would be this easy. I'm 28 and I could retire and live in SEA with the income generated from my apartment.

>buy apartment in 2013
>increase 100% in price

>rent out each room for 730 euro each (3 rooms).
>costs to own apartment ~800 euro a month

Nobody told me it would be this easy. I'm 28 and I could retire and live in SEA with the income generated from my apartment.