/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>7707764
>Sell what is trading sideways
>Buy what has already mooned
>Buy back into the first one when it has mooned

No wonder making money in crypto is so fucking easy.

How the fuck does that just fall into your life? How does some lucky fucking asshole just meet a 10/10 creamy milk perfect ass hottie who just wants to get fucked in the ass all day in front of the cam?

How does that just fucking happen? WTF man

>>7656192
Not enjoying 40-50 hour a week is human, not lazy. Cavemen actually worked 2-3 hours a day. 40h is simply historically not humanly that is why people dont fit in

>>7568965
Buy Davorcoin bro, in fact how about you use my referral code

My debts would be paid, I could pay my mother’s mortgage.... but I need just a little more, every time things mom

http://fortune.com/2018/02/06/bitcoin-price-cftc-sec-cryptocurrency-hearing/
https://www.ccn.com/european-banks-soon-hold-bitcoin-admits-ecb-president/


>“We owe it to this new generation to respect their enthusiasm for virtual currencies, with a thoughtful and balanced response, and not a dismissive one,”
- J. Christopher Giancarlo, Chairman of the Commodity Futures Trading Commission

>“I hope people pursue it vigorously,”
- Jay Clayton, Chairman of the SEC. Appointed by President Donald Trump

>"The crypto market could be worth $20 trillion by 2020"
- Senator Mark Warner, the wealthiest US Senator as of 2012 and a pioneer in cellphone technology

>"However, recent developments, such as the listing of Bitcoin futures contracts by US exchanges, could lead European banks too to hold positions in Bitcoin, and therefore we will certainly look at that."
- Mario Draghi, President of the European Central Bank

The only ones FUDing crypto are the ones with high stakes in traditional stock markets.

We're taking over, you boomer fucks. And you'll get to FOMO into fucking Tron at $1 when the stock market crashes, only to watch the little money you managed to salvage from the stock market crash, crash again because you bought into a shitcoin.

>>7442317
Sorry wrong. It's 2pm UTC.
11.5 HOURS TIME

There is no bloody racism here, I hate all equally

>>7398404
So these pills really do help. If you take half of a pill you'll get plenty hard and will have great amazing sex with your gf. This will make you feel really good and confident and you won't need anymore after that. It's amazing what just one night of confidence can do.

>>7394737
Either making it or committing suicide. Sounds like a win/win to me.

>>7389140
Better idea: Let it ride you!

>“We are entering a new digital era in world financial markets. As we saw with the development of the Internet, we cannot put the technology genie back in the bottle. Virtual currencies mark a paradigm shift in how we think about payments, traditional financial processes, and engaging in economic activity. Ignoring these developments will not make them go away, nor is it a responsible regulatory response. The evolution of these assets, their volatility, and the interest they attract from a rising global millennial population demand serious examination.”

- J. Christopher Giancarlo, chief of the CFTC

We're going to the moon, boys.

>>7378370
have fun paying taxes off of your "gains"

Gotta hit the brain stem. Use a shotgun, and use a mirror. Make sure the angle is right and your aim is true.
The only thing worse than your life is a botched suicide attempt. That'd be a real bummer.
Good luck anon!

>>7373951
90 MINUTES

Now that all the niggers sold at a loss and made us money, will we be able to trigger this shit to the moon again lads?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm HODLING for extra AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Just think about how stupid this is for a moment.

>People crashed the price of everything, over nothing. For no reason at all.

Nothing was banned. No coin was decyphered.


It's just people being stupid.

I thank you all for giving those who missed a chance to jump in

Pfft... More than what I have...
Carry on my wayward son.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwPzJz7kWhw

"Why I Put ALL My Life Saving On Bitcoin"

Uploaded on the 8th of December

>>7333521
HAHAHAHAHA

this

>>7332222
Checked

>>7321372
i will just buy drugs on the darknet and flip them locally before i go back to wageslaving. never ever never ever never again will i waste my time for $5 an hour after taxes. eat shit jewberg shekelstein