/biz/ - Business & Finance

>wall street convinced redditors to pump the prices of shit tier stocks so they could offload their bags before the great dumpening

>drinking shit tier wine before noon to cope with your poor financial decisions

>thinking Wallstreet would lose against Mainstreet (who consist out of mouth breathing retards)

Wait, so reddit was right that it was going to squeeze. They were just wrong which direction!

>>27450823
Pahahahah you think I care about your gay rubix cube coin? Unlike you pajeet homosexuals, us LTO bros show respect to fellow LTO bros. I don’t give a damn about bumping my threads, I’m just not letting my LTO bros hanging with no response. Go play roblox or something you cuck.

>he writes his stock portfolio down on a loose sheet of paper

>>27430829
>I HATE RICH PEOPLE KILL ALL RICH PEOPLE MAKE THEM SUFFER
>*loses a lot*
>RICH PEOPLE PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY

>>27422154
>buy back at 12

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO never hitting 12 again bud

>thinking firms who never lose and call the shots like Goldman will ever fucking lose against mouth breathing retards

>DIAMOND HANDS
>HOLDDDDD
>BUY THE DIPPP
>THEY'RE LYING ABOUT SHORT INTEREST1!!
>IT'S ABOUT SENDING A MESSAGE!

lets laugh at chainlink holders
>zero gains
>pumps 10% once a month
>le price discovery
>only pumped 5 bucks over ath
>meanwhile chad defi coins doing 100x

>>27398184
>Decreasing
It isn't shilled like a pajeetscam 24/7 kek

Where my fellow euro cucks at?

>priced out in buying AND renting

>WE LIKE THIS STONK
>GME TO THE MOON
>SHORT SQUEEZE BY FRIDAY
>...NO WAIT I MEAN MONDAY
>NO WAIT..

>THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS VERY THREAD WHO BOUGHT A FAILING RETAIL VIDEO GAME STORE'S STOCK AT GREATER THAN THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY ($350) DOLLARS A SHARE

OH NO NO NOOOOOOOOO

The amount of (curry) niggers ITT. Kek. You will always be poor and subhuman. You know that right?

Its too funny to watch normies and retards (who are about to lose their investment) thinking they're making the firms who call the shots lose their money. Firms like GS for example always win. Always. They even got out of the 2008 crisis with a fat profit.

>implying firms like (((Goldman))) are not betting on the market to crash with shit like GME

Its too funny to watch normies and retards (who are about to lose their investment) thinking they're making the firms who call the shots lose their money. Firms like GS always win. Always. They even got out of the 2008 crisis with a fat profit.

>>27289243
>Most of biz suicided during the first Bitcoin crash

this. >>27285757 doesn't know about the 500k --> 30k blockfolio's. They al necked themselfs.

>when i short dogecoin i am taking money from out of niggers hands

>Hello please tweet about Dogecoin Musk sir..

>tell all of my friends to buy @ $50, tell them it's easily going to a few hundred
>"no anon you're retarded gamestop is not worth that much"
>explain to them the short squeeze situation etc
>"no bro you're going to get scammed!"
>mfw met them for drinks this weekend smug as fuck and they were incredibly salty
"You got lucky"

>mfw reading doge bagholder cope
buckle up its gonna be a long ride guys!

>lets do a short squeeze on silver to stick it to the jooz!
>the biggest holder of silver is jp morgan