/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>7326331
> and then the major card-issuing banks banned all bitcoin purchases
> so we invested $800 billion
I know that when you're talking about big numbers it's all kinda the same, but $800 billion is nearly as much as Goldman Sachs has in total assets.

You had fun and made the post and your thread did Ironman Numbers. You should feel proud! Hopefully this provides additional improvement to future LARPing campaigns.

>>7233515
>oooooooooooooooooo

Completely lost it

>>7204242
>he can't even declare bankruptcy on this shit

>>7196434
> 1965 to 1980 in a box
> worst crashes in history
I think I figured out why this is happening /biz/, you're actually retarded aren't you

>for every 1000 bizcucks and normies with their few thousands in crypto there is one guy with 10 million who bought in 2012 cashing out now
this really is the end isn't it?

>>7143528
Same, but I'm 29.

>mfw I'm going to have to soon if I don't start making gains again soon

>be me
>goes to mall
>sees qt cashier
>asks her out on date
>”sorry anon, I already have a bf”
>asks her “well all right...but does your boyfriend have THIS?”
>shows her my portfolio of 120k LINK

needless to say, my dick was soaking wet for that entire day

>>7092742
Post yfw this money is used to pay this assassins

>>7004791

>>7000373
G-good

>>6793278
>"X GOV IS BANNING AHHHH SLEL EVERYTHING"

How many more times do we need to go over this? Whenever regulations are introduced media shills go full blast.

>>6770975
Those tether bags must be fucking heavy if he thinks a tibeten bell-casting forum can drop BTC to 8k

>>6764265
>Strong sex on sombrero ride

lost it

>>6725702
Thanks for the feels broh. You can shill me on Ven now.

>>6705269
Why do LINKIES have the best maymays?

Who else /bought at 19k/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfX_EhFwKxE


PRESS F TO PAY RESPECT

>>6554621
Signs I saw that were leading to this:

>BTCUSD Death Cross
>New Years Dip
>Futures Contracts nee to be filled
>Wall Street money trying to get in cheap

What people said
>"DIP OVER EVERYTHING FINE JUST HODL LOL"

God I hate you all.

>>6552028
Pass that puffer fish I need to take the edge off man

>M-MUH BRAIN GANG, HODL DONT PANIC SELL

TOP KEK IT’S GOING FUCKING BACK TO 10 CENTS
HAHA GOOD THING I SOLD THIS AT ATLEAST 30 CENTS

>>6389022
LMFAO

>>6387756
do you even do your own research? enjoy not fucking ever for not owning link

>Get into crypto
>Tell friend to buy X coins.
>He scoffs and calls me an idiot.
>Turn $500 into $8500 in three months.
>All of a sudden he jelly.
>Asks me for starter tips.
>Show him my portfolio
>He has me hold his hand through the whole process of buying $1k worth of BTC, transferring to exchange and buying alts.
>Holds his buys for two weeks.
>Alt market dips harshly.
>He panic sells everything.
>Holding $450 worth of BTC
>Blames me for his losses.
>Won't talk to me anymore.

>>6065082
>you were faster than >99% of users

How is this even possible? I know Star Craft chinks are quick.