/biz/ - Business & Finance

How to spot baseless FUD:
>1) JSON parser.
Chainlink is far from a simple JSON parser. Just go look at it on Github.
>2) Coin.
If someone calls Chainlink a coin, you know they don't understand even the first thing about it.
>3) Scam.
A team creating a useful and open source system is not a scam. Again, look at Github.

SAY IT WITH ME

I WILL NEVER. EVER. EVER. EVER. EVER. EVER FUCKING SELL. NOT AT $3.50. NOT AT $5. NOT AT $10. NOT AT $50. NOT AT $100. NOT EVEN AT FUCKING $1,000 AT THE END OF THIS YEAR. I WILL LITERALLY NEVER SELL MY LINK. EVER.

They'll be wealthy but we'll always be 30x better off.

>>14379678
I am all in Link but these shit posts are the only thing I still have, my life is fucking pathetic.

>>14312551
OMG ITS JASON PARSER

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>>14138943

REMEMBER THE 16,000 NEETS WHO SERVED DURING THE NORMIE INVASION OF 2019

Wen $7.77?

>>13112630
Kek literally a copy of chainlink's code. open source was a great idea thanks vitalik.

>>12906903
You have no idea the complexity involved with parsing json faggot

>>12892299
Thomas told us in the slack that Sergey calls burgers "Sergers" and he makes the whole team call them that too. Including Gonser. He makes them ask for "Sergers" or "hamsergers" when they are ordering lunch in the office.

>>12889278
>>12889423
>>12889906
Shitty quality fud/cope memes

>>12656343
join us

>>12355151
is this bait

>he hasn't simply forked the network and owns all available link

>>11619898
do I introduce myself as Jason Parser as well?

This isn't like investing on a single platform, EVERY platform will leverage Chainlink to increase their own value.

Don't be stupid, don't give into the temptation of short term gains, it currently seems euphoric if you were smart enough to buy the FUD.

It's just getting started

>>11507740
>you'll be a short tempered turbo autist all day.
Incredibly accurate

your friend,

da

>>11490163

Jason Parser? He’s Rory’s dad. He’s got a problem with Sergey because when Rory and Sergey were friends when they were younger, Sergey used to raid the cupboards and eat everything in the house. It cost Jason Parser a lot of money to replace all the food Sergey used to eat. The final straw was when Sergey was staying at Rory’s one night and stole his car when they were 15 to sneak out to a McDonald’s drivethru. Rory’s dad Jason thinks Sergey is a bad influence on his son and does anything he can to stop them being friends or working together. Why do you think we haven’t heard from Sergey in so long? Jason Parser has been staying with Rory and Sergey has been in hiding shitting his pants.

What if I told you that with the recent news about the secure off-chain computation work means that Chainlink is now better than most, what bizlets assume to be, smart contract platforms?

What if all that computation logic going on in Solidity in ETH is a waste and developers see it soon, moving computation off-chain reduces the scalability strain on the public ETH chain, which will in turn reduce transaction costs.

What if I told you ETH will literally just be a smart contract platform, like Vitalik intended, and the computation i.e. the part most people think gives smart contract platforms a large part of their value, along with data fetching will be taken care of by the Chainlink network.

This is huge.
>nolinkers beware