/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52523548
I took my gf to the mall food court Subway and then throatfucked her anind came on her face in the changing rooms at Target. What are you even doing.

>>52520381
Convincing my older sister to have consensual sex in the missionary position with me. My entire plan hinges on this.

>>52501902
Was the eviction noticed wrapped around a set of kneepads? That would've been awesome.

>>52492450
Why did you even bother buying the box of garbage bags.

>>50314523
Damn that just suck anon, but do you think it would be a smart time for me to buy in? If they're this low they can't go much lower right?

Have a job that you love and you'll never wageslave a day in your life.

>>50132460
I don't know OP. Let's do it together. Give me a D U H. D U U H. Anyway, thia guy loves you a lot.

>>50132349
How about you just skip to the end where she makes a false rape or domestic violence allegation and you get red flagged and murdered by a SWAT team even though you don't have any guns, and then as you're bleeding out on the floor you see out your open front door your GF in the arms of some dirty nigger with dreadlocks. AND THAT'S HOW YOU DIED.

>>50130592
A better question to ask is why the fuck do you live in Canada. On purpose. You know the border is wide the fuck open. You can just walk across. They even make it easy to tell where exactly the border is by deforesting a deforested no-no zone between our two countries.

>>50092329
>0.00
>The Surprise Sex Foundation

>>50091553
You can get yourself a set of kneepads and a hole saw so you can cut some gloryholes for yourself. But no. You can not have a refund.

>>50091003
Imagine letting a woman set the pace of your blowjob, and not just ordering her to lay on her back with her head dangling off the bed so you can throatfuck her into unconsciousness.

>>50089489
I would have sex with that catgirl in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. If you catch my drift.

>>50082234
Yuri A. Faggington.

>>50078097
>she

>>50038718
You went from a perfectly useable practice dummy on the left to an unfuckable jewish looking hag on the right. Congratulations.

>>50037086
RIP in peace OP.

>>50036518
That's nice. Maybe you should try bricks. I hear they're just leaving free pallets of them everywhere now.

>>50036389
I'd watch that bodycam footage of this all day.

>>50033446
Remember when OP wasn't a faggot? Me neither.

>>50030617
>etherim
I'm sorry that you were born a nigger anon. You can never fix this.

>>50029338
We've been over this buddy. Ypu don't have any.

>>50022503
Every single picture I see of this pole smoking faggot, he somehow manages to look more faggoty and gay. Is he morphing into a gay butterfly, or what.

I lost my mind.