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It's happening!!

Hey

It is the year 2019. For more than 2 years Sergey Nazarov has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of LINK. He is the Master of Chainlink by the will of the gods, and master of a million holders by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a fat Big Mac eating fuck writhing invisibly with power of his 700K dumps. He is the fatty for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.

Yet even in his fatass state, Sergey continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of /biz/, the only route between shitcoins, their way lit by the shills, the psychic manifestation of Sergey’s will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Linkstartes, the LINK Marines, 100K+ holders. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial LINK holders and countless Chainlink defence forces, the ever vigilant LINKquisition and the LINK-priests of the Adeptus LINKchanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from niggers, normies, cucks - and worse.

To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of Bitcoin and pajeets, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of making it, for in the grim dark future there is only LINK. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting thots.

>>15666405
You absolute madman.

It is the year 2019. For more than 2 years Sergey Nazarov has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of LINK. He is the Master of Chainlink by the will of the gods, and master of a million holders by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a fat Big Mac eating fuck writhing invisibly with power of his 700K dumps. He is the fatty for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.

Yet even in his fatass state, Sergey continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of /biz/, the only route between shitcoins, their way lit by the shills, the psychic manifestation of Sergey’s will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Linkstartes, the LINK Marines, 100K+ holders. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial LINK holders and countless Chainlink defence forces, the ever vigilant LINKquisition and the LINK-priests of the Adeptus LINKchanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from niggers, normies, cucks - and worse.

To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of Bitcoin and pajeets, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of making it, for in the grim dark future there is only LINK. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting thots.

ITT we write a letter to sergey one word at a time

I've found Sergey Nazarov dead into one of our wc.
He has this dump device connected to his body, if i move it the device will dump every link he has at once.
I can't really try to mess with the cables because the body is entirely covered with mayo, and another organic liquid i can't recognize at the moment.
Don't want to call the police since i'm an irregular mexican and i would be in throuble.
But i'm sure that if i try to move his body the device will destroy a lot of stinky linkies lives.
What do.

The panel begins @ 12:30am PST (3:30am EST)

If anyone finds a stream, please post the link. Thanks

I'll just leave this here

>Sergey Nazarov's comments come after some critics suggested that he should have been made to stand trial because it is possible that he is suspected of committing the murders.

The case has since sparked an international debate on whether Russian politics is being clouded by Kremlin propaganda.

At the same time, the government has repeatedly claimed that there are no political opponents in prison, although a number of opposition activists and journalists have been in jail since 1999.

Some people say that these allegations are politically motivated and that Nazarov is behind it because he is a key figure in an investigation into the murder of a former deputy prosecutor in 1993.

I'm feeling very strange now, i obsessively look at Sergey Nazarov's pictures and i think to weird things when i look at mayonnaise.
What's happening to me anons? Is it normal? Do i let this power flow or i sell my linkies and go to doctor?

>teleports behind you
>tickles your butthole
>runs away

Strap in boys, it’s happening tonight!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89rvKWd6m5o

>60% of biz thought this guy was their friend
>even after he backstabbed everyone, the bag holders moaned "TH-THANK YOU MASTER"
PFHAHAHAHA EVEN LOOK AT THIS GUY'S FACE. HE FUCKED OVER SO MANY DORKS AND THEY WERE SO COCKY AND KEPT LAUGHING. THEY KEPT CALLING SIRGAY THEIR GOD UNIRONICALLY AND THAT THEY "WOULD MAKE IT"
>ON THE SAME DAY, PRECIOUS METALS WENT UP WHILE THEIR CHAINLINK EXPLODED
AHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHUAHAA

WHEN WILL HE DROP THE FUCKING PARTNERSHIPS

I’m sick and tired of you all saying Sergey eats Big Macs he doesn’t he’s steak and potatoes get it straight or kys

https://www.sibos.com/conference/speakers
https://www.sibos.com/conference/exhibitors

>>15270379
another example. google is useless

Thank god a philanthropist like Sergey would never do something like that......

you lost it but you gained aids, gonorrea and sifilis

>::dumps at 5$, buys back the entire dev stack at half price::
This motherfucker here...

I bought 2 prostate toys with my link gains. One is vibrator but haven't had any success at all with them desu. Feels a bit better to fap with something in your ass, that's all

>>15128068

HE BELONGS IN JAIL

>>hide all link threads
>>report all link threads
>>get the fucking jannies to do their job and keep it to a chainlink general
>>no more pajeeting, get in the sticky

Send out as many reports as you can to the SEC for Chainlink, exit scamming, fraud and operating an illegal ICO. Do not estimate the power of positive thought! Together, we are all in this together, we can finally clean this board of this crypto-russian-canadian scam

SIRGAY FOR PRISON 2020!