/biz/ - Business & Finance

i just want to make fucking money in my sleep man. stocks are absolute fucking garbage. starting an online business sounds impossible. passive income is literally impossible without having some ultra boring skill and then spending millions in the first place.

everything is too god damn hard. i can only feel comfortable if i make money in my sleep. i have chronic fatigue and its like being in late stage cancer or aids and i need to sleep 12 hours a day plus take naps and the only way i can get restful sleep is ifi make money

all i had to do was buy stocks in obvious popular shit and i would be rich by now but im a fucking retard from a poor hillbilly town and i always thought stocks was for jews in nyc that trade 8 hours a day

>new netflix was unstoppable in 2011
>if i bought stocks any time it would of mooned
>knew microsoft was making consoles, had products in 90% of houses, and was a trillion dollar company
>if i bought stocks any time it would of mooned
>i knew that the entire world knew about photoshop and shit loads of people were using it
>if i bought adobe stocks it would of mooned
>i knew amazon was overtaking ebay and online shopping and making billions
>if i bought stocks any time it would of mooned
>i saw cashapp was steady beating paypal in 2017 and getting popular
>mooned

now im fucked. every company already mooned and is flat lining forever they cant get any bigger

>>23457935
>2 steps forward
>2 steps back

apple, amzn, and microsoft are done doubling every year, arent they?

This bullrun will be different, Anon. This is the bullrun Bitcoin always needed. This is why Bitcoin was created. It is achieving it's true purpose.

It is the year 2022, and there is no vaccine. Two years ago, the IMF had called for a new Bretton Woods moment, and a call for Keynesian economics. As such, they have issued a CBDC in which all Western countries participate. UBI has become the normal, and inflationary sensitive assets like homes have become unattainable by the have-nots. China has become the world's strongest economy, and Africa has simultaneously experienced a growth miracle due to Chinese investments.

As everyone in the West watches their cash reserves melt away, you, Anon, realize you were right years ago--and no one listened.

It is the year 2030, you spent the previous years indulging whatever your heart desired. Food, women, jewelry, cars, it was all yours. Then the draft came.

options trading has fucked me up mentally. As I click the "I'm not a robot" reCAPTCHA I dont even know anymore...

>>23191350
it's not too late is it? A crash would be perfect but I heard hodling for real estate only makes it harder.

>>23191354
I almost necked when I went from 280k to 180k. Don't lose hope fren

>>23191302
There has to be more to biz. Sometimes I see threads here and there that aren't shilling

>coin starts dropping even though i know it will happen
>FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY THE FUCK DID I BUY THIS SHIT HOW LOW IS IT GOING
>coin goes up
>OH FUCK HOW HIGH IS THIS THING GOING I NEED TO BUY MORE

Will I make it with 32k LINK, bros?

should i withdraw fantom and wait to buy back in later? i knew it was going to crash but i fomo in like a retard and i see it going down lower but i dont really know how low

how do i find one of those jobs from home where you just answer phone calls and do support and shit?

my friend found one and it sounded pretty sweet and ive heard from people online doing them. i tried looking up remote jobs but like 90% of them say you have to live in the area for training and to show up one time and then after that its all remote.

where the fuck do i find this shit? i really need a job and i literally live like 8 hours deep in the woods with nothing no car no people no resources. i have good internet so i could do shit like this but i dont really have anything that would work.

im kinda overwhelmed looking for a job like that because theres a million listings but most of them require you to be close. i at least need something just for a couple of months or something to get out of here.

Bros I can't stop jacking off to black BBWs....

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

THE TELEGRAM TRANNY NIGGERS WERE ACTUALLY BAILED OUT BY THESE MOTHERFUCKING DUTCH SKATEBOARDING STONERS

DEVS ARE KEKS

just came here to play the funeral march for today's market stocks.

>be me
>been jerking off in the sink for months
>dont even rinse it down with water
>dad notices the yellowed dried cum that has built up in the sink
>"quit jerking off in the sink and leaving it, that's disgusting"

>be me
>put roughly around 40k dollars into crypto between end of 2017 and today (not all at once - some every couple months)
>after exchange hacks, rug pulls and one most god retarded trade I have only 15k, so I'm more than 60% down from what I put into crypto
>and all that despite current bull market and getting 400 free UNI (which I sold at $3, because I'm a retard)
Should I just kill myself? I guess that a degenerate like me was never supposed to make it.

I'm considering putting everything into ETH and waiting until it hopefully gets close to old ATH and selling there just to recover my losses and quit crypto. I'm probably the most retarded trader on this board.

>tfw my dad almost fell for a jeet scam phone call
do I just force him into a boomer retirement village?

I am still hodling LINK

Why did you have to post this OP

>vidt skyrocketing out of orbit

>only have 50k vidt
kill me

fuck bros its over

I tried to swing....

I'm 19 years old and $87,000 in debt. A few years back I got into options trading and decided balls deep when my grandfather passed and left some inheritance money for me. And my time on Robinhood, lost everything believing that Apple would moon by Q3 of 2019 but their stock plummeted by February and left me in $87,000 in the hole.

Question is should I become an hero and fucking end it all? I'm beyond fucked and pretty much raped and murder my financial future. Is there any hope?

>>21003784
i only have 63k VIDT