/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19137848

>>19113737
>hold the COAL pay the toll
kek

>>19058657
Looks like it really is a pajeet coin

I'll start:
>Kleros
>Rocket pool
>Zenon
>RSR
So much cringe.

>>18906897
This, unironically. And now there's nothing left to buy on exchanges.

>>18664367
faggot cuck

Why doesn’t the FED just buy oil and prop up the markets like they do with everything else ? I fucking hate the FED and I’m not even American.

>>18255208
>trusting chink numbers
>trusting a chink

There is your problem.

OWNED LMAO

>>18245700
>remember when environmental alarmists were screaming that the world was running out of oil in the 00s
>also (((goodstein)))

>>18240841

>he doesn't have a chad tier immune system that can fight off the Chinese virus

>>18211219

Gonna have to try harder than that to appeal to the based committee.

>>18133068
>"real thing"
>drops thousands of points in one week for no reason
>fed prints TRILLIONs of dollars out of thin air to try and keep it afloat

>>18120010
>>18120016
>>18120031

>>18103962
>>18103939
This fucking market

>>18095828

>>17991398

>>17938100

>hey, one latte please
>alright, it's gonna be 2$, si-
>n-no, I actually wanna pay with bitcoin
>b-butt what?
>bitcoin, you have it as a viable method of payment on your website
>w-what.. lemme get a manager, sir

>10 minutes pass, 10 people already lined up behind you waiting impatiently

>Hey, sir. You wanted to pay for the coffee in bitcoin, correct?
>Yeah
>Well, we actually accept 4 cryptocurrencies with bitcoin in their name, which one do you have?
>U-um it's the original one.. the first one
>Original.. First.. Yeah sir, you're gonna have to give me the actual name. Nothing comes up when I write original or first into the system
>I-it has the B symbol in the logo
>That's all 4 of them, sir.

>10 minutes pass before you navigate the manager to the correct BTC, 30 angry people screaming at you from behind

>Alright sir, it will be 0.000023.. oh, actually one more, n-no, two more zeros there, sorry sir.
>Okay, so 0.00000023 then?
>Uhm.. actually it just jumped to 28 at the end.. the market is quite volatile today, haha

>Angry nignog suckerpunches you as his patience ran out

the commies seething here the past couple days are like watching people having fun riding a roller coaster from a bench and jeering everytime it plummets down

>>17750290
how did you manage to make a crying soijak look cool? lefties really can't meme

>>17650298
What kind of fucking eastern alternative medicine is this

lmao Ripple is so fucked, their old gimmick of signing up blue chip partnerships has no effect anymore

>chainlink, what's the price of eth
>'umm lemme check, cmc says 230 dollars, times 7, then divided by 7 again ummm yeah its 230 dollars'
>this is worth 1.5 billion dollars and will keep going up until hundreds of financially illiterate and tech illiterate neets become millionaires