/biz/ - Business & Finance

$200 fees to buy $100 worth of UNI.

FUCKING SCAMMMMM

NOOOOOOOOOOO STOP STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

I fucking bought £1000 of shares last week
Went down to £200
And I fucking sold
fuck this FUCK THIS

WHY DID I BUY THIS FUCKING SHITCOIN I WAS 50/50 ON THIS VERSUS GRAPH GOD DAMNIT AAAAAAAAAAAAA
PLUS THE SUPPLY IS LIKE ONE TRILLION COINS SO EVEN IF DENKO SOMEHOW DELIVERS (HE WON'T) THE PRICE WILL ONLY RISE TO LIKE 4 CENTS TOPS AAAAAAAAAA

£1000

>SAVA at $55 on Tuesday
>n-no this probably won't moon
>moons to $83 on Wednesday
>it's probably too late to get in
>moons to $127 in AH

FUCK
ME
FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK WHY DO I MISS EVERY FUCKING MOON MISSION

I MISSED GME
I MISSED WKHS
I MISSED NIO
I MISSED AMD
I MISSED TSLA
I MISSED FUCKING HALF THE SHIT POSTED HERE BECAUSE I TRY TO RATIONALIZE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
FUCK ME

>bought 1 GME at $110 for a punt this morning
>absolutely fine to lose it all, don’t care
>still pic related all day
>can’t help but think about it constantly

I found out today I absolutely suck with drawn out uncertainty. I’d rather just put it all on black. I’d rather put 10x more on black because at least you find out in seconds. I like knowing what my money is doing. I wasn’t expecting it to affect me so much but the ‘will it won’t it’ on this effective gamble was unbearable to me. So how do you do it?

I just know if I’d bought at $5 I would have sold at a slight dip at $20 or even sooner, desperate to make profits certain. I know some people bought at 100 and sold at ~300, how tf do you do it in such an uncertain meme pump? Do you just like the gamble and get lucky?

>yfw 100 is the new high
300 and the to the moon were great times /biz

IT'S DUMPING AAAAAA
SELL SELL SELL

FUCK YOU JEWISH LOVING SEMITIC NIGGERS
I PUT IN £10,000 ON FRIDAY
NOW IM DOWN TO £3000
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
YOU TRICKED ME INTO LOSING MY FUCKING SAVINGS
NOW I AM FUCKING RUINED
FUCK YOU CUNTS
DIE IN A DITCH YOU FUCKSTICKS
I FELL FOR THE GME MEME
FUC THIS I AM NOW FACING A LIFETIME OF POVERTY

IT'S FUCKING OGRE
THEY WON
THE LONG NOSE TRIBE WON

22 $400 AAAAAAAAA

>opening under 200
FUCK JEWS

>bought puts
>still lose

I MISSED THE DIP

It's over

ITS OVER IM RUINED

>>27256645
they told me 35c EOD
AAAAAAAAA

I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A UNI KILLER WHY IS IT CRASHING

>See memecoin pumping
>I have 60$ to gamble in
>want to buy in, install metamask and connect to uniswap
>transaction fee from binance to metamask 6$
>Whatever.
>Try to swap token
>25$ gas fee
>Even if it 2x I would be at a loss, then to sell it I would have to pay another 25$
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>27149009
here's a wojak

for you!

>>27072177
ITS NOT LETTING ME FUCKING BUY!!!

>try to buy last night at $8.63
>robinhood wouldn't let me
>cashapp hasn't verified my info
>fidelity can't verify it either
I JUST WANT TO BUY STOCKS!!!!!!