/biz/ - Business & Finance

If you have either or a combination of:
1 BTC
100 ETH
10.000 LINK

We gonna make a million while we're young.
Life is fucking good lads we're actually gonna make it.

>>18634770
We will make it anon

>>18633436
You and 30 million others my dude.
Not me though, I got a promotion. Healthcare software.

>>18591155
>We are going to experience a major depression leading to worldwide conflict

Yea, it's my chosen coin, but I only have 250 of it! Still though, comfy is quite a good feeling

>>18518713
Thanks bud

>>18457449
why should I have to depend on someone else to live? It's a shame people my age have to shack up with other people just to keep a roof over their head. What if I break up with my gf? what if she breaks up with me? what if she dies? what if she's unable to work? what is she gets laid off?

Is this really what america has come to? if you're in the bottom 70% your only hope is to combine wealth with another wagie? this is terrible. I want my independence. I do not want to depend a wife, gf, a friend, a roommate, the government or anyone else. falling out of love and staying together for financial reasons is the boomers way of life. not mine.

>Remember that Jesus is King
I only forgot once, and I will never forget again
Jesus is Kin

I droped $1.00 into it two weeks ago and now that $1.00 is $1.12
Im gonna make it

Jesus is King

>>18264345
we're literally going to 11.5k aren't we

It's over, i am finally free. I lost it all, but i am finally free. No more checking charts, no more nights of heartache and twisting in pain thinking about how much i could have made if i went the other way.

I am finally free from the grips of greed.

>>18257805
I'm 27 and my trad gf is 22, she was a 20 year old virgin when I met her
Dont give up hope, king

>>18204207
>"Introducing a new way to pay for your Brazzers Premium account..."
>Normies hear about link
>1K EOM

It's glorious. Monday will be even better

Landlord here,

No, I will not kick you out for a national crisis. Rent is delayed until this we are not under a national emergency and no late fee's will occur.

When this is over, you will only be required to pay a portion of your rent, and in smaller payments depending on your income. I am not trying to make profit this year, I am trying to come as close as I can to breaking even. Your total rent cost will be reduced by approximately 25-30% and I will be quite reasonable in the time frame you can pay it back.

Some of this is due to the amenities not being open, so I am compromising. Also, I just feel a moral obligation to do this. Your livelihood is just as important as mine. Without your rent, I can no longer stay in business. And without your respect, this can't be a symbiotic relationship as it once was before the crisis.

I look forward to pulling together with you, and if there's anything you need, feel free to give me a ring and we'll see what we can do about it.

Sincerely, your landlord and friend, Thomas.

>25k SPY puts
>2k QQQ puts
>2k UVXY calls
>20k in other puts

>>18001998
>tfw mostly crypto, PMs, and guns
>tfw in the hyperinflationary mass-unemployment and pandemic stricken future QTs will suck me off for protein bars and silver shavings while I pay my security forces with LINK and BTC fractions to kill their ex-husbands

Even though my life is shit and im a fuck up lonely virgin loser coming to this board and shitposting with you guys helps take my mind off all that shit and I feel happy. Thanks /biz/

>>17598075
>Fedmoney market pump only lasted two days

They only have five 25 basis point cuts left until they're at ZIRP. If they cut once every four days, that still only lasts them till end of March.
The bear is coming one way or another. Fedmoney was the only thing keeping this bubble inflated and now it's gone. Liquidate what you can and prepare to buy the dip or go bearish.
This may very well be the big one anons, buy gold and get short because this shit's going to blow. I'll see you all on the other side.

>>17593105
Rest in peace to your father anon.

He knew that you cared about him. Live a long and successful life, it's what he would have wanted.

>>17509382
this summarizes my exact logic in putting money into crypto every single paycheck

Lads how fucking based is it going to be buying all these dips as soon as this pandemic is over.

Can't wait to see all the green wojacks next month. We're all gonna make it, don't worry boys.