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they say to buy low
and sell when it's high
but after today
i can't wait to die

stocks can go low
but also climb high
when the fuck will this meme market
finally die

i do my own research
and read all the fud
but sometimes i wonder
am i just a chud?

i looked at the ticker
and saw lots of green
but for me it felt like
getting stabbed in the spleen

i went out for coffee while
i was buying some cheapies
but the barista told me
that i gave her the creepies

i borrowed some money
and purchased some shares
this margin call though
has me by the short hairs

i looked at the charts
and tried my hand at ta
but smg laughed and said
i was probably gay

i went to invest
and i bought amc
but all i was left with
was lots of debris

i had extra cash
so i put it in stocks
my portfolio though
might have smallpox

i bought gme
i hope it goes to the moon
this could be my one shot
at ever seeing cancun

they say the market will crash
and i await it with dread
'cause that might be the day
i shoot myself in the head

i looked at the market
and chose to get in
my portfolio though
is in a tailspin

the market went up
and i saw lots of green
in the end though it still felt like
i got stabbed in the spleen

i liked the stock
so i bought some today
but you called me a bobo
and said i was gay

stock markets are crazy
and often their loud
if i make lots of money
then my dad might be finally proud

stocks can soar high
but just as easily crash
this GME bullshit has scared
me into all cash

buy when it's low
and sell when it's high
when the fuck will this meme market
finally die

some stocks are good
and some stocks are bad
can we really be sure
that GME's just a fad?

>tfw didn't buy enough cheapies yesterday
>missing on massive gains

>>29571250
why the fuck isn't gold going up bro?

they said to buy low
and sell when it's high
but after today
i can't wait to die

>>29536516
why the fuck would you be holding any overpriced tech stock right now, let alone an index of them... ?

stocks go up
stocks go down
at the end of today
my pants were brown

markets can soar
and markets can crash
today i learned that
my research was trash