/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>8035878

>>8001739
>mfw it's actually real
We are all going to make it

>>7971424
>>7971401
>>7971389
Thanks for taking the bait, I just wanted to be 100% sure before putting in $100k. Thanks.

adding sergey to draw attention to the post better

>>7948797
Let me proceed to undermine your achievement by telling you that I own 320k LINK, over 20x more than you. How does that make you feel?

>>7942330
Kek no

>>7939103

You already know ;)

>>7924666
>listening to a commie pedo who is only a good programmer but has no idea about economy or how real world works who though ethereum was overvalued at $10
You'll make it far in life

>>7771481
top kek
>conference room of 25 people
>some autists decide to stream it from their phones
>3k viewers

>>7761543
GO LINK GO

>>7757570
come on there must be some generous anon over there that will stream it on his phone

>>7744252
>Hayashi Raisu
>Hashed beef rice
Top Kek

What do you think he is thinking right now?
Do you think he's preparing himself for his big speech tomorrow or is he relaxing, confident that he has already mastered the art of smart contracts?

And how the fuck do we see his speech without paying the jews $400 for the recording?

State your block number
>t. Block 77

>>7679460

>he doesn't know about the bull trap
>mfw

Be as gay as possible.

>>7634080

proof or larp

>>7622642
What's white, red and rich as fuck?
>stinkies 2018

>>7575673

Your death will be a glorious one

>>7565555
>>7565666

>>7476349
I want Sergey to show up at the superconference all slim and strongman-tier buff

Sergey is alternating between eating Big Macs and snorting cocaine off of black BBW booty cheeks while Rory is furiously stroking his pencil dick in the corner with one hand and stonewalling investors in the slack with the other. That’s why all his “updates” trying to hide the fact that this project is a complete debacle are riddled with typos. A pile of unread resumes sit on the floor, drenched in Big Mac sauce. Steve is the only one trying. He’s locked away in his moms basement trying to learn GO. It’s such an obscure and asinine language that he can’t find the documentation he needs. He’s about to snap. He keeps frantically calling Sergey. Sergey only texts back, “new phone, who dis” and “32 million solves my oracle problem.” Steve’ mom’s basement reeks of the marijuana Steve smokes to cope with the stress. A thick haze from all the smoke lingers. All Steve can see are two faint lights. One is the blue light emitting from his shitty 2010 dell inspiron laptop. Somehow Sergey didn’t think they’d have money in the budget for him to get a new laptop. The other is the glimmer of steel of his colt 45 revolver with his one way ticket out of his hell. Get the fuck out while you can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij59eP-4gsA