/biz/ - Business & Finance

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The other big thing is that it feels way more fucking justified to see HUGE big multi-x gains come through after you remained faithful during times like this.

It vindicates our whole movement so much. This is why women aren't in on crypto. This is why the mainstream aren't in on crypto. This is why whoever the fuck isn't in on crypto isn't in on crypto.

Fnord.
I also think it makes

>>6454056
Sure
>>6454048
Not sure if sarcastic, but I'll throw another bone. Long ZCL on the next dip, it'll ATH at 3x. Don't hold it of course, sell it and buy the BTCP dips.

Which is best /biz/?

Do you have an exit strategy or are you HODLing forever?

>>6422398

Cryto is the Beta Uprising we've been waiting for.

**for full immersion - listen to the "Beta Suprise Attack Theme" : https://youtu.be/56ruBZViW14

Timeline of the Beta Uprising:

>Circa 1995-2014: Spread of internet facilitates the emergence of 'male consciousness', centered on r9k. The first time in history men are conscious of themselves as men under the oppression of women.
>Circa 2014: Vegan chicken tendies are now available in major supermarkets and home deliverable - allowing sensitive, intelligent, compassionate NEET males to escape adherence to systems of gyno-oppression, such as matriarchal "good boy points" systems.
>Circa 2016: The first NEET mutual assistance societies arise, allowing NEETs to combine their talents to live freely off the labour of roasties and normalfags. The first 'OSRS staking and luring' millionaires arise.
>Circa 2020: Cryptocurrencies have overtaken all national currencies, making central banks and national governments - and their ability to transfer wealth from males to roasties - irrelevant; their power begins to wane.
>Crica 2022: Widespread availability of 3D printers allows the average NEET to combine parts and build their own fully operational AI waifus, and 3D guns to ward off gyno attempts to ban them.
>Circa 2023: 90% of NEETs now have AI waifus. Large numbers of 8 year old girls go missing every year, and rumours of NEET ghost-dubbing factories abound.

>May 23, 2024: A fleet of neglected US DoD satellites is suddenly hacked and commandeered by hacker collective "anonyNEET". Roasties explode in fireballs as railgun beams rain targetted death from above. The end of flesh-based women.

"The wolf will live with the lamb; the leopard will lie down with the young goat. The calf and the lion will graze together, and a Wizard will lead them."

give me ONE reason why ETH will not flip BTC tonight.

btc maximalist master race reporting in. green tag guaranteed

>>6176647
end of q1 i think this is easily $10+, q2/q3 I can see this around the mid to high 40s, eoy I unironically think this will be 10x

>>6169503
My gf of 6 years left me bc I'm a loser, no job, failing uni again.
The only thing that keeps me going are my crypto gains.
Ty guys, love you all.

>>6123295
I want to put babies in this woman. She seems so motherly. Anyway have 2500 ZCL since $4. I will sell 75% of it to you idiots right before the fork. I will do it in style of course, I won't crash the cryptopia order book.

>tfw shorting dipple

ETH is going to cuck this shitcoin soon. Screencap this.

>>5513479
can confirm. i too possess this gift

>>5443931
Merry Christmas buddy. Congrats

kI bought DASH at .084773 btc and right now it's sitting at .086451 btc but I've lost money, yet I went 100% all in. Is binance broken? How the hell can this be possible? When I say I'm all in, LITERALLY every other balance is .0001 or lower.

Proof https://gyazo.com/1eee63e65e4be2c9071ef3b575097521

Proof of recent trades https://gyazo.com/8518b4c20d05dee7e204f69928c681ce

Somehow I've lost $20 in the past few minutes. Something has got to be broken unless I'm a fucking idiot.

>>5325480
Buy anon before it becomes simple enough for the normies to purchase it

Who here /brainlet/?

>regularly browsed /biz/ since the day it broke off from /g/
>still no real understanding of what a blockchain is or what crypto is
>don't see how crypto is any different from digital USD
>don't understand wallets, keep everything on exchanges
>went all in on ETH based entirely on a /r9k/ thread from an anon who made $300k, don't understand smart contracts at all
>know nothing about scaling, transaction fees, POS, blockchains
>spend all my free time reading about crypto but I don't retain or understand anything other than price info

5000$ today

>>4989577
I knew it but I fell for the fuckin fudders AGAIN !
I thought it was going to dip more so I could rebuy.

>>4975105
bought at 97, comfy gains from there out

From what I understand JP Morgan will buy futures of bitcoin. The futures today, they're aimed more towards companies where it's illegal to purchase actual bitcoins, so they use the loophole of futures. So today wasn't really anything since it's not a business day. Which means Monday morning it'll be wild?

I assume this means bitcoin will go up a lot?

>>4948689
thanks for explaining.