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It's fucked tomorrow innit. It's probably fucked this whole week.

Land of The Jew, Home of the Slaves

>>29459325
i put in a buy order for $24 last night because i thought it would never go through

>>29226938
im down $14

>>29098248
i bought in at 1.40

>>28952947
There you are faggot, I this is your last chance I will hold for 4 weeks more, and if I fail I will send you my paypal

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>Karp opens his mouth
>we drop another 3%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>pennant popping downwards
CRAAAAWWWLLLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIN

>Bot Data for past 24 hours for /smg/ threads:
#1: GME. Mentions: 83. Sentiment: +7%. Place 24 Hours Ago: #1
#2: TQQQ. Mentions: 54. Sentiment: +14%. Place 24 Hours Ago: #3
#3: AQB. Mentions: 50. Sentiment: +9%. Place 24 Hours Ago: #2
#4: CRBP. Mentions: 46. Sentiment: +20%. Place 24 Hours Ago: #4
#5: TSM. Mentions: 46. Sentiment: +16%. Place 24 Hours Ago: #5
#6: PLTR. Mentions: 42. Sentiment: +26%. Place 24 Hours Ago: #7
#7: SOXL. Mentions: 41. Sentiment: +20%. Place 24 Hours Ago: #9
#8: AMD. Mentions: 34. Sentiment: +23%. Place 24 Hours Ago: #14
#9: BB. Mentions: 33. Sentiment: +22%. Place 24 Hours Ago: #8
#10: UUUU. Mentions: 33. Sentiment: +21%. Place 24 Hours Ago: #10

>Bot Data for past 24 hours for /smg/ threads:
#1: GME. Mentions: 83. Sentiment: +7%. Place 24 Hours Ago: #1
#2: TQQQ. Mentions: 54. Sentiment: +14%. Place 24 Hours Ago: #3
#3: AQB. Mentions: 50. Sentiment: +9%. Place 24 Hours Ago: #2
#4: CRBP. Mentions: 46. Sentiment: +20%. Place 24 Hours Ago: #4
#5: TSM. Mentions: 46. Sentiment: +16%. Place 24 Hours Ago: #5
#6: PLTR. Mentions: 42. Sentiment: +26%. Place 24 Hours Ago: #7
#7: SOXL. Mentions: 41. Sentiment: +20%. Place 24 Hours Ago: #9
#8: AMD. Mentions: 34. Sentiment: +23%. Place 24 Hours Ago: #14
#9: BB. Mentions: 33. Sentiment: +22%. Place 24 Hours Ago: #8
#10: UUUU. Mentions: 33. Sentiment: +21%. Place 24 Hours Ago: #10

muh bot thingy:

>Bot Data: These tickers were mentioned the most times in the past 48 hours inside /smg/ threads:
#1: GME. 152 mentions.
#2: AQB. 96 mentions.
#3: TQQQ. 87 mentions.
#4: CRBP. 74 mentions.
#5: TSM. 61 mentions.
#6: AMC. 55 mentions.
#7: BB. 51 mentions.
#8: ARK. 50 mentions.
#9: SOXL. 50 mentions.
#10: PLTR. 48 mentions.
#11: TSLA. 44 mentions.
#12: AMD. 44 mentions.
#13: NOK. 44 mentions.
#14: UUUU. 43 mentions.
#15: CTRM. 42 mentions.
#16: MO. 41 mentions.
#17: GEVO. 39 mentions.
#18: ARKK. 38 mentions.
#19: SPY. 38 mentions.
#20: RYCEY. 34 mentions.

improvements being worked on constantly

I tried popular Sentiment Analysis libraries for my bot but they are Jew'd (if you say a non-PC word it rates it "bad") so I'm having to code my own
>Bot Data: These tickers were mentioned the most times in the past 36 hours inside /smg/ threads:
>#1: GME. 141 mentions.
>#2: AQB. 88 mentions.
>#3: TQQQ. 82 mentions.
>#4: CRBP. 70 mentions.
>#5: TSM. 57 mentions.
>#6: AMC. 51 mentions.
>#7: BB. 49 mentions.
>#8: ARK. 47 mentions.
>#9: SOXL. 47 mentions.
>#10: PLTR. 44 mentions.
>#11: TSLA. 42 mentions.
>#12: NOK. 41 mentions.
>#13: CTRM. 40 mentions.
>#14: AMD. 39 mentions.
>#15: MO. 39 mentions.
>#16: UUUU. 38 mentions.
>#17: GEVO. 36 mentions.
>#18: ARKK. 35 mentions.
>#19: SPY. 35 mentions.
>#20: RYCEY. 33 mentions.

Bot Data:
>"These tickers were mentioned the most times in the past 36 hours: GME = 132 times. AQB = 80 times. TQQQ = 76 times. CRBP = 68 times. TSM = 51 times. AMC = 48 times. ARK = 43 times. SOXL = 43 times. TSLA = 39 times. CTRM = 39 times. BB = 39 times. PLTR = 38 times. NOK = 37 times. AMD = 35 times. UUUU = 33 times. GEVO = 32 times. MO = 32 times. SPY = 31 times. RYCEY = 31 times. NAK = 31 times. "

Bot Data:
>"These tickers were mentioned this many times in the past 48 hours inside /smg/ threads: GME = 124 times. AQB = 75 times. TQQQ = 67 times. CRBP = 66 times. TSM = 48 times. AMC = 45 times. SOXL = 40 times. CTRM = 38 times. TSLA = 36 times. NOK = 36 times. BB = 34 times. UUUU = 32 times. AMD = 31 times. GEVO = 31 times. NAK = 30 times. "

so yeah the bots been running 36 hours now and i'll post 48 hour data when its been that long. my theory is if they cant shill something at least 48 hours straight it wasnt worth looking into because it had no staying power

That I accumulated from just $500 while sitting in my room as an incel. Never going outside (I never leave my house, I'm one of those people who is scared of the outside world, and talks to no one ever not even on the phone). No friends, no contact with other humans 24/7. Nobody even knows I exist. I tried before many times and lost all my money over the past 2 years but then something magical happened: I got 4 massive gainers consecutively. First for x20, then x15, then x12, then x6. $500 went to $10,000, to $150,000, to $1,800,000, then to $10,625,000.

So I decided from there to cash it all out and start my new life, so I transferred it to my bank account and... THE MONEY DISAPPEARED. AND MY ROBINHOOD ACCOUNT VANISHED. I contacted Robinhood and they said I have no account and there's no record. I contacted my bank and they said there's no pending transactions or problems. THEY STOLE MY FUCKING MONEY. This was 2 weeks ago now. I can't leave my house to do anything about it and...

"These tickers were mentioned this many times in the past 24 hours inside /smg/ threads: GME = 80 times. AQB = 48 times. TQQQ = 37 times. AMC = 34 times. CRBP = 31 times. CTRM = 24 times. NOK = 23 times. BB = 22 times. MO = 22 times. GEVO = 21 times. UUUU = 19 times. NAK = 19 times. TSLA = 18 times. SNDL = 18 times. TSM = 18 times. ARKK = 16 times. KTOS = 16 times. SPCE = 16 times. SPY = 14 times. MOON = 13 times. "

Bot Data:
>"These tickers were mentioned this many times in the past 24 hours inside /smg/ threads: GME = 80 times. AQB = 48 times. TQQQ = 37 times. AMC = 34 times. CRBP = 31 times. CTRM = 24 times. NOK = 23 times. BB = 22 times. MO = 22 times. GEVO = 21 times. UUUU = 19 times. NAK = 19 times. TSLA = 18 times. SNDL = 18 times. TSM = 18 times. ARKK = 16 times. KTOS = 16 times. SPCE = 16 times. SPY = 14 times. MOON = 13 times. CEO = 13 times. AMD = 12 times. SOXL = 12 times. ARKG = 11 times. MAXR = 11 times. PRPO = 11 times. DD = 11 times. GMO = 11 times. IT = 10 times. SQQQ = 10 times. QQQ = 10 times.

latest bot thingy:
>"These tickers were mentioned this many times in the past 24 hours inside /smg/ threads: GME = 74 times. AQB = 47 times. TQQQ = 35 times. AMC = 30 times. CRBP = 29 times. CTRM = 23 times. NOK = 22 times. MO = 20 times. BB = 19 times. GEVO = 18 times. "

>"These tickers were metioned this many times in the past 12 hours within /SMG/ threads: GME = 51 times. AQB = 46 times. AMC = 32 times. CRBP = 28 times. ARK = 26 times. CTRM = 24 times. NOK = 21 times. ETF = 20 times. THE = 18 times. GEVO = 18 times. "

The bot only displays top 10. So what am I supposed to garner from this? Buying GME would obviously be dumb right? Never even heard of AQB but it is in fact the 2nd most mentioned. Anyone got good ideas for a bot that garners actually useful data?

PLEASE BUY MY BAGS

PLEASE BUY MY BAG