/biz/ - Business & Finance

Things I should not have to do in life:

- work
- pay for any purchases including housing and food
- socialize to find an attractive sexual partner

Is 35k AED per month enough to make it?

>>58521432
I will make her eat all the eggs

My young 22 yo female tenant is unable to fully pay her rent this month. What are my options?

I have made a fortune of $1 billion USD. Ask me how I did it.

Why don't you quit your job, sell all your possessions, and go live on the street and become a heroin addict?

>Muh poopoopeeepee coins are decentralized!
>Cacacoin is the future of currency, it can't be controlled by gubernmint like your dollar can!
>Israel is attacked
>Hahamoney immediately tanks
>Mfw

>>58320665
You do realize you only pay taxes on profits right?

About to go a date in 1 hour with someone who I'm not super attracted to. What's my play here, business and financially speaking?

>>58311926
seems fishy but i am intrigued

God Is Great, Death to America, Death to Israel, Curse on the Jews, Victory to Islam

A potential Bitcoin short squeeze is on the horizon, which could lead to vertical price increases. Analysts foresee short-sellers feeling pressure, as Bitcoin price downtrends have become shorter and less pronounced. In addition, the margin between institutional long positions and hedge fund short positions is at a record high, according to Kobeissi Letter. If BTC price reaches $71,000, $156.18 million in short positions will be liquidated, while a climb to $75,000 will liquidate $3.85 billion, as per CoinGlass data.

>stocks outperform houses
>houses out perform condos
>condos out perform homelessness
>homelessness outperforms renting

is this true?

>>58134030
I coomed to the naked AI fox girl
I want moar

i do not know what i do at work.

Be. More. Productive.

Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito
Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito

>>57963704
You seriously have all your money in crypto?
All of it?

Can a 5'5" guy ever make it and live a CNC lifestyle?

>>57916730
>>57916700
>>57916589
bears are resorting to 8th grade math with rigid parameters as TA now. If this doesn't make you bullish nothing will

>>57864677
>richest man in history was black
>stole it all through violence
>builds nothing with it except some mud temples
>gibs it all away causing economic collapse

compare to jeff bezos
>born in rural new mexico
>teenage mom in highschool
>professional unicyclist dad (pedo)
>work mcWagie jobs and manual labor
>learn value of hard work from grandpa
>become valedictorian at highschool
>top of class at ivy leagues in hardest major
>have super successful job in quant finance
>start company with broad u met at work
>selling books on the internet
>revolutionizes retail and socioeconomics
>20 years later controlling half the internet

When /biz/ said ETFs were bearish?

The waitress wrote her phone number with a heart on the receipt after she overheard me talking about bitcoin at lunch.

Discuss.