/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58515482
Please Op
The proper names for HR roasties are
Carpet Pigs
and
Carpet Hogs
All anons should be using these terms
This black woman's name is Latisha she fired the entire HR group at Orlando utilities commission in Florida to "Clean Things Up" She also axed a lot of employees at CSX and FEC
HR will be the first to line up against the wall

>>58512515
>community and social services
These also sound like HR roasties so there's another 40. Plenty of other meme categories too who add no value

That's 700 jobs, most of them HR roasties with no real skills, that anons from /biz/ created. Don't let anybody say that holding chainlink was worthless. Your dedication and devotion had an impact on this world.

God bless you.

>>58510652
1000 HR ROASTIES EOY

guess my heccin email token expired. oh well time to wait (((900 seconds)))...

>>58507527
no i asked for alternatives, but wgu is the easiest "legit" one i could find. worried trying to outright fake it could backfire horribly, but given the incompetence and lying ive seen at prior jobs, i guess i shouldnt be so worried.

>>58507542
redditcucks seems to believe so, and supposedly there's some super secret "blacklist" of degree fakers that every company shares with each other lmao. i was actually thinking of using the name of a dead college instead. probably easiest at this point. just for clarity i have 12 years direct industry experience, and nearly 20 more as "freelance", but hr roasties dont give a fuck and just want to see BACHELORS on my resume. shits fucked.

i just want to work man. its been 6 months of constant rejection and i want to kms.

>>58490478
I FUD link no matter the price. It's a shit scam token and Sergey uses you to pay his HR roasties. Keep buying, he needs more "Head of People" positions.

>>58492867
Buying LINK is an inverse investment. You allow Sergay to dump on you to pay diversity leads and HR roasties 300k/year. By buying LINK you donate your money to another man (Sergay).

BUMP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtYUdjUL_Os

(Chorus)
I'm a linkie.
'Cause every time I click reply
These fuddies get paid a dime
To try to fuck with my mind
I guess I'm a linkie!
'Cause I'm a linkie
You're goddamn right
I'm a linkie
Yeah, I'm a linkie

My linkies are like a saturn with a cube on top
That'll play havoc in your head
Whether you're a fuddie or braindead
Or a homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest,
Pants or dress,
Hate fuddies? The answer's "yes"!

Fuddie-phobic? Nah, you're just sirga-phobic
Staring at my coin, watching my folio bulging
That's my motherfucking cubes
You'd better let go of 'em
They belong in my wallet
You'll never get hold of 'em

"Hey, it's me, Fuddie
Whoops, somebody shot me,
And I was just checking the mail."
Get it? Checking the 'male'?

How many cubes you expect me to sell
After your second fud thread goes directly to page 12?
C'mon! Relax guy, I like Bulgarians
Right, Adem? Give me an "amen". Adem!

Please Lord, this coin needs VC's
Heal this coin, help us destroy these feces
Oh, and please send me a brand new candle
And a pump, while my cube's still in the top hundred.

(Chorus)

Fuddie's mother did drugs, hard liquor, cigarettes, and speed
The FudLet came out disfigured, mindbroke indeed
It was a jeet who would grow up just as brown as she
Don't dare reply to that fuddie cause he'll earn a rupee.

I'm a linkie, a bizraeli caged who turned crazed
But how the fuck you supposed to pump when Serger's gonna dump?
So as I got older and my portfolio got taller
My cubes shrunk smaller, but my stack got larger

I swap more ether
To blue boxes for cheaper
Then you wanna fud me for not being meeker
The dumps got freakier when Sergey got doordash
Big Macs in his Office, still on the clock
Watching his HR roasties on TikTok

Now don't ignore me
You won't avoid me
You can't miss me, I'm white, blue-eyed aryan
And my link is stinky.
I'm the bad guy who makes fun of fuddies that goon
And post about their addiction to internet visual poon

Yes, I'm impatient. I've been holding my crypto and watching the world burn since 2020. Four years on, HR roasties getting worse and worse, I just want out, ASAP. When do we moon??

>>58483799
of course, but that doesnt change the fact that they could be doing so much more with it. the current iteration feels amateur and is lining sergeys/hr roasties pockets more than ours

>>58474411
Just pretend the founder of the token is a fat russian who will spend your money on HR roasties and big macs.

>>58469493
Dune shows $685,000. CLL LinkedIn shows 565 employees.

500 of those being HR roasties is probably being generous to the integrity of CLL. In reality it is more like 550

>>58462139

Why is sirgay dumping now????

Why not wait for 2025 to dump when it's $1000?????

Are the HR roasties so expensive he needs money ASAP?

>>58467843
if he had any decency he would burn the remaining tokens, but this greedy bastard wouldnt've stopped neither at $32M ico funding, nor at hundreds of millions from dumping tokens, because he absolutely NEEDS to hire 15 stupid fucking HR roasties, 20 'advisors' and many other useless people, thinking he's running Amazon or some shit, typical bloated ass SJW sillicon valley bullshit vaporware. Everyone with half a brain started 'derisking' link into other things but it's the die-hard retard cultists that still allow sergey to dump tokens with any meaningful size. The fat fuck already got hunreds of millions of dollars and nothing to show for it. At least other scams care about price action of their shitcoins but not sergey, no, his scam is run with no regard to the price because he knows there are retards willing to 'buy his dip' and he still has enough tokens left to dump even if price is utter shit. I regret ever buying this BS, chainlink had its time and aura in 2017-2021, but ever since it's been a fucking bloated ass worthless company

Since CCIP launched, it has earned $685,000 in fees. In less than a month, Sirgay has paid for 3 HR roasties' salaries. If this continues, he will pay for about 40 HR roasties per year with CCIP fees. Only 460 more to go!
We are SO fucking back.

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Since CCIP launched, it has earned $685,000 in fees. In less than a month, Sirgay has paid for 3 HR roasties' salaries. If this continues, he will pay for about 40 HR roasties per year with CCIP fees. Only 460 more to go!
We are SO fucking back.

>>58466942
>supply doesn't affect the price!!! Here is literally one other example where only demand mattered!!!
Is anyone retarded enough to believe this? Even if you do see a pump in spite of supply increases, it is affecting how high the pump goes. If the fatman hadn't dumped all this time we might be past $100 right now.
Also, saying
>supply increases are okay!!! It's normal!!!
Is retarded in itself. If you manage to convince someone of this lie, then they are left asking
>well... if it's not token dumps dragging us down... then what is it?
The natural conclusion is that LINK is unpumpable shit developed by HR roasties

>>58462139
This isn't possible as Sergey sells into any pumps to pay his HR roasties.

>>58453904
>they're miring the beard
>faggot got a pink fall pattern headscarf, maybe I should start wearing a link blue headscarf
>maybe I should patent the color link blue
>is it TM or R for tradema...
>maybe I'll announce it next time or add a slide to my presentation
>wonder how much I should dump this week
>kek at the scene of pajeet guy saying they're ours to sell in margin call
>wonder if I can marry 4 women in Saudi Arabia
>kek at the pregnant muslim man meme those incels make
>nah 1 wife and 100 HR roasties is better
>shit the bigmacs are trying to come out
>"WHERE IS THE CLOSEST TOILET"

>>58453230
"""utility""" coins are worse than memecoins. At least memecoins admit upfront they are a scam, while utility coins keep dumping tokens on the market in order pay wages to dozens of HR roasties, never finishing their work on the not-needed token they offer.

>>58431885
there needs to be a big and painful purge before companies wake up to the fact that they really need to hire the best candidates and not base their interviews on the arbitrary whims of HR roasties who treat job applications like tinder matches

>>58421698
scam 90% hr roasties you couldve bought x instead of link ccip was a flop women in crypto and using oracles to trustlessly pay out to holocaust victims and their progeny

>>58420582
so do you have any reasoning for why being an indefinite cuck to sergey and his harem of hr roasties is preferable to getting rich on memecoins that are launched and bought by your fellow degens?

or have we moved beyond all logical processes and simply associated it with your identity, so it can never be challenged again?

>>58419524
"quality threads" like what, chainlink spam? that midcurve cult will keep posting that garbage for the next 50 years while sergey and his harem of hr roasties bleed them dry

99.9% of crypto is trash, thats a given. its your job to sort through it and find the gems

current policy deletes all the gems and arbitrarily serves your coins which are still 99.9% of the time trash - its unavoidable

i dont need a janny telling me which coins im allowed to see

>>58419528
aislop