/biz/ - Business & Finance

SUPPORT HAS BEEN FOUND DOMSCUMM TIME!

Once this fucker bottoms I'ma use my secret DOMSCUMM technique and scoop up a 100 bagger.

>>15122924
DOMSCUMM

>>15122926
I eat McNuggies even when the economy is doing good and I have a job...

and weedstocks are all up and pumping healthy
my entire portfolio is popping off at the same time

this is nuts
I love August damn
we absolutely are doing it

crablord on the strength
DOMSCUMM on the strength
US is the king | EU and China dead

>>15027641
I'm at 30%, one day you'll be able to use DITMLCSMM correctly and won't have to resort to simpler and weaker methods like DOMSCUMM

up 10% this week from a hard DOMSCUMM

did anyone else just DOMSCUMM their SSNS right now? feels good man

I just sold all my bonds for OTM SLV calls that expire tomorrow. This is called the DOMSCUMM technique. It has never failed me in the past.

>>14969844
Definitely going to be cray cray tomorrow. With the Amazon miss it's going to be brutal.

I just sold all my bonds for OTM SLV calls that expire tomorrow. This is called the DOMSCUMM technique. It has never failed me in the past.

>>14967889
>honestly if i was an grill i‘d probably want elon musk to pound me like a virtual catgirl. In space.

staying stuff like this is some weird zoomer shit that I don't understand
like why do you think it makes it 'not gay' to say that if you say 'if I was a girl" at the beginning
It's still gay

>>14967931
if you like panicking with /smg/ and holding bags, then you have plenty of fun times ahead of you
in that case, you should NOT buy KNG and do the true DOMSCUMM, you should go meme-biotechs only

>>14967946
no

>>14967853
man it seems like some really intelligent poster was telling you to sell that and buy KNG last night
actually I took that posters advice and bought the KNG for properly compounding gains

now that he revealed the truth of DOMSCUMM, investing in stocks like LCI seems so silly

GOOGL and AMZN announce
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/big-tech-could-have-avoided-this-antitrust-mess-with-the-stroke-of-a-pen-2019-07-25

and I'm buying AMRS for the memes. A little bit of DOMSCUMM too

I think we sit tight overall through this week, even with all the earnings
markets are holding breath before the fed decision

>>14957968
>>14958031
Okay so I'm going to teach you the secret right now. The original DOMSCUMM poster was my evil twin brother
Don't listen to him, he made some money on risky options and now he thinks he is the king of the world. But I'll tell you what, I have an even better method and my yacht is bigger than his.
I learned the TRUE method from some Nikkei traders on the summit of mount Fuji.
They told me that the options-based DOMSCUMM was really just an unfortunate mistranslation.
The truth to making money is
Don't
Over-complicate
the
Markets;
Simply
Compound
Ur
Money,
Man

Basically what you're going to do is turn off the options trading from your RH account. Turn off the margins. Sell your biotechs and buy KNG. Invest in smart, safe investments and make your money grow. Make time and human productivity work for you. don't fight against the machine, RIDE the machine that is the economy.

>>14957968
Ok your first lesson:
DOMSCUMM

You gotta find a dominant male, ingest his semen so as to improve your IQ. Do this and get back to us.

>>14957780
>DOMSCUMM
I still dont know what that means :^(

>>14957291
Lol
Everyone knows you have to lurk /smg/ for at least 5 days before you start to outperform the indices
You'll make it all back once you master the DOMSCUMM

>>14946879
>>14946858
depending on the way the website is coded, you can put ANY flags in the address after question marks with ampersand separators and it will still load

https://www.mrporter.com/en-us/mens/product/gucci/leather-and-mesh-sandals/1093111?&buyLCI=True&investmentStrategy=DOMSCUMM&thread=smg

^that link will still work, but instead of telling the mrporter domain (and their 3rd party JS ad code) useful marketing information about how you got to the page, it will just feed it some BS that they can't use.

It's always good practice to delete the superfluous address strings for brevity and for your own privacy.
I'm not actually a webdev at all, someone who really is could explain it better

>>14937623
you can read all the posts on the archive rather quickly:

>>/biz/?offset=48&ghost=yes&task=search&search_text=DOMSCUMM


but you should know that DOMSCUMM was mostly invented to make fun of the DITMLCSMM (we still love you DITMLCSMM anon), so you can read about that here:

>>/biz/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=DITMLCSMM

>>14937391
Remind me what DOMSCUMM is?

>>14937274
I also made u something ;)

>>14937348
You'll be fine, you can make it back with DOMSCUMM

>>14925922
you could have got some sick DOMSCUMM gains on LCI if you got in this morning. Those calls shot up over 1000%

>>14925922
DOMSCUMM or DOMSPDMM, honestly

>>14923835
That's not DOMSCUMM that's just gambling.... You've got way too much time on those calls, plus they're going to go down at open and you're not going to be able to sell them before they go down... oh well, you'll learn something from this.

>>14910424
Just do DOMSCUMM for a week and you'll have more than enough money for your sherpas and your hooker's sherpas