/biz/ - Business & Finance

Holy fuck the mods killed /submachinegun/ didnt they.

Wow what the fuck. Those fucking trannies really fucked everything up and now /smg/ is finally dead.

Fuck you, you retarded trannies.

What's up, niggers?

Time to buy puts. The Coombler is never wrong.

You mumutards are so lucky I bought puts yesterday afternoon.

Well fuck.

I bought puts and it promptly pumped as always

>>58084790
Little girls survive societal upheaval and war. They become cunny property. Little boys do not.

>>58084666
It's all yours, Satan.

Now give me a good return on my otm spy puts dated to april 3 ok?

>>58084659
Ugh the glownigger diversity hire is back.

>>58084583
Correct.

Glowniggers got pissed off at me and gave me a 1 month ban. Holy fuck i've missed you guys.

Just bought $1k worth of puts on SPY dated 2 weeks out.

Wish me luck.

>>57399757
Yeah its really easy to target things falling to earth like this. Especially on the opposite side of the earth. Sure there may be some spillover but itll be tiny compared to the drone density theyll achieve here.

>>57399699
Why? Do fat women eat their cats?

>>57399688
Why ya gotta do me like that bagfag

>>57399650
What are the market implications of all of the US citizenry being depopulated by the chinks?>>57399601

>>57399618
We're talking about total american death here baggot get with the program

>>57399514
The crazy part is they can make them even smaller. And with small enough weight they could launch billions of them into space and have them orbiting earth as we speak.

Billions of dime sized microdrones that are light enough to withstand orbital re entry without overheating. Armed with nerve agent on a hundred tiny darts.

The chinese could release these over the mainland US. 1 billion of them. Theyd just float down, seeding the countryside and cities. Each able to kill 100 people, but killing everything that moves.

The US would be defeated instantly and 99.9% of the population would be dead. Go out to find food? Darted.

They could last years, even on a single battery. And with a small amount of solar capability, they could last decades, killing off the few survivors one by one.

The US would have to EMP itself to kill the microdrone swarms it had been seeded with. This would save about 85% of the US population from immediate death if officials acted quickly, but in the end 95% of the US population would starve to death as a result of the EMP.

>>57335412
Enjoy the TBQH as it liquidates your colon. You should eat a pizza instead.

>>57335352
>>57335338

So you acknowledge that once the rates start being cut (or it becomes a sure thing that they will be) we should see a major dump on SPY?

>>57335239
They get large capital gains during rate cuts.

>>57333038
The rich people will cause the crash by switching to bonds. They will escape the bonds once rate cuts are no longer likely to continue and then you will see your market insane pumps and real estate quadruple once more.

>>57333036
It wont hyperinflate until after rate cuts are done. Once we settle around 1 to 2% interest rates, thats when you will see hyperinflation. In the mean time it will be pain for equities and real estate and the economy in general

>>57333019
>PAST PERFORMANCE
>FUTURE RESULTS

Trust me bro. When they cut rates, big money will move from stocks to bonds. Thats when it happens. It's when it always happens.

If intellect consisted of supermodels, your intellect would be the 2nd in this webm.

>>57333006
The debt bubble is why they will cut rates.

The government literally will die without cheaper debt at this point. I mean it will run out of gibs money and medicare and niggers will literally kill and eat the politicians for taking they food and killing they mom who had diabetus.

Rate cuts will happen and when they do the yield curve will uninvert, big money will flee stocks to absorb low risk bond capital gains, and the stock market will crash.

Youll be better off finding a country tradwife like picrel who can help you grow the food and raise a family.

>>57332889
What would she be doing to my stick in this scenario? Either way I like how you think.

Your thoughts on when the yield curve finally uninverts and they cut rates so smart money floods from stocks into bonds to catch the capital gains from the rate cuts and we see a massive stock crash? Its gotta happen eventually.

The rate cut causes the stock crash fyi. You rate cut mumus have it backwards.

>>57332871
Yeah 2/10 would not bang. Just like picrel.

I'm scared the crash will occur before I get my tax return. I want to 100% it on SPY puts but im afraid ill be too late.