/3/CRIBS

[Anonymous No.952815]

Ladies, gentlemen and trannies, welcome to /3/cribs! Why /3/? Because I still live with my parents at 40 years old and the only way for my useless ass to have any autonomy and my own house is in a 3D program!
Watch as these NEETs show off their dreadful interior design taste in a desperate attempt to impress their equally worthless peers. Will they show off their dirty Dorito-buried sleeping quarters? Their kitchens full of instanoodles? Or the bathroom they ain't cleaned in A WHOLE 3 FUCKING MONTHS. Ah well, you know what they say: the house is a reflection of the owner!

So post your shitty 3D house or just one part of it or your mother dies in her sleep tonight!

[Anonymous No.952817]

>>952815
Up first we got the foyer, nothing special but gets the job done

[Anonymous No.952818]

>>952817
Then we got the living room. Old school furniture, AND an early 2000s Phillips TV, none of that flatscreen pussy shit

[Anonymous No.952819]

>>952818
The kitchen. Lots of windows, lots of light, and ideal to get the smoke out when I overcook my food

[Anonymous No.952820]

>>952819
Domestic gym. Mostly there to impress the bitches. Working out? With this heat? Are you retarded?

More posts coming up.
Come on anon show us your cool crib!

[the chair nerd No.952847]

>>952815
Nice thematic thread. Ok I'll budge.
This was an empty room in a friends house and he wanted to make an office/gamin room.

picrel was the original room.

[the chair nerd No.952848]

>>952847
picrel is what I designed for him and his budget

[the chair nerd No.952849]

>>952848
An this is what he did.

[Anonymous No.952883]

>>952849
Tell your friend he should 41% himself immidately!

>>952848
Looks nice

[the chair nerd No.952884]

>>952883
Already did. Turn s out he's just a kinky mf no trooner.

[Anonymous No.952886]

>>952884
>he's just a kinky mf no trooner
Riiiight, keep your distance dude you never know he might spread his AIDS onto you who knows how many gay orgies he's attended already

[Anonymous No.952929]

>>952848
based
reminds me of inner london hotels

[Anonymous No.952941]

>>952820
Moving on, here's my bedroom where I have hot steamy sex with OnlyFans sluts

[For real I don't like how the bedroom came out a whole lot, too much empty space, feels somewhat uncozy. Will require a revision]

[Anonymous No.952942]

>>952941
Another angle

[Anonymous No.952943]

>>952942
And lastly, the piece de resistance, the pinnacle of home locales, the king of the domus: the shitter

[the chair nerd No.952977]

>>952943
>bidet
Based af. Bidets are for lords.

[Anonymous No.953036]

>>952977
Indeed brother! It boggles my mind how allegedly more "advanced" countries don't use the humble yet invaluable bidet, just imagine the shit particles smeared all over the place from poorly cleaned assholes oh God

[Anonymous No.953187]

Come on I wanna see some more cool houses, show us what you got anon!

[Anonymous No.953198]

I'm trying to buy a house and eventually want to get into interior design and visualizing redesigns and remodels better.

Is there any benefit to learning Blender for this shit or should I just stick with Photoshop and Sweet Home 3D? Would it be helpful to also have an iPhone with LiDAR to scan shit or what?

Just in general wondering if you guys do this for your own spaces and if so, how.

[the chair nerd No.953199]

>>953187
Ok ok I'll let you data mine me. Here's a preview of my bathroom. I designed it 4 years ago when I got married and moved to our apartment. It's a tiny inner city apartment with a great location.

[the chair nerd No.953200]

>>953199
Bathroom came almost exactly like the renderings.

[the chair nerd No.953201]

>>953199
mah wifes loves the hairdryer drawer

[the chair nerd No.953202]

>>953201
forgot pic

[the chair nerd No.953203]

kitchen and my home office on the background.

[the chair nerd No.953204]

kitchen. i replaced a wall with a two sided furniture that contained the fridge, dishwasher and full storage on the back.

[the chair nerd No.953205]

>>953204
back side of the same piece

[the chair nerd No.953206]

whole apartment has these cool custom drawers like this shoe drawer.

[the chair nerd No.953207]

I have another crib but I'll post that another day.

>>953198
>get into interior design and visualizing redesigns and remodels better.
Nice. Your best bet is to learn sketchup and psd. Believe it or not many professional interior design studios get by wonderfully with that combination.
>ould it be helpful to also have an iPhone with LiDAR to scan shit or what?
Yes but tape measure, pencil and paper and maybe a laser tape measure will suffice for 99% of the jobs.
>Just in general wondering if you guys do this for your own spaces and if so, how.
Studied architecture but I don't work as an architect but I've always done my personal and family remodel jobs. I focus very much on finctional furniture. Its my obession.

[the chair nerd No.953209]

>>953207
I mostly do my architectural surveys with an ipad and a laser tape measure. It lets me do the work alone and pretty quickly.

[the chair nerd No.953211]

>>952929
Thx. Yeah. The trooner story was obviously a joke. My friend ended up buying an ikea table and it looks horrible.

[Anonymous No.953346]

>>953203
Kitchen and office in the same space? That's such a weird configuration anon. Imagine you're working on some shit and you're distracted by all the noises and smells of cooking. Not very ideal iyam

>>953202
Handy drawer this I like it

[The chair nerd No.953365]

>>953346
>Kitchen and office in the same space?
Yep its a small apartment and yes its distracting but cooking and eating is sacred so no work when that hapoens. But no that is only my home office I do have a small office two blocks from home. This is mostly for late night render supervision and AOM and being racist online.

[Anonymous No.953548]

>>953365
>and being racist online
Based as well as pilled with coloration on the lightspectrum of 650nms

[the chair nerd No.953563]

>>953548
>light spectrum
My problem is more with people on the #775522 Hex value and those who can touch their nose with their tongue.

[the chair nerd No.953564]

>>953563
Rest are ok to me.

[Anonymous No.954306]

Soon I will create my own mansion. Soon.

[sage No.954359]

>>953203
>>953204
>>953205
Where's the sink?

[Anonymous No.954360]

>>953203
>>953204
>>953205
Where's the sink?

[Anonymous No.954380]

>>954360
Sinks are for pussies. Just wash your dishes in the shower when you take one. Two birds, one rock.

[Anonymous No.954384]

>>952977
Bidets are for people with space for an extra fixture, and toilet seats that weren't installed by the previous owners using steel screws. For, I, as lord of the manor, cannot be bothered to dremel them off.
>Toilet will need replacing soon, so whatever.

[Anonymous No.954385]

>>954380

[the chair nerd No.954816]

>>954360
Sink is right there. Potato photo I have no smartphone.

>>954385
>>954380
Yep I feel pretty gay having a sink.

[Anonymous No.955182]

>>953207
>Studied architecture
What was this like? I have a degree in finance but kinda want to go do a master's in architecture because I don't really like banking/sales roles. I was always into/good at drawing and blender and making/designing stuff.

[the chair nerd No.955242]

>>955182
>What was this like?
Pretty fun but that is because I was almost expelled twice from bullying a professor and a student. Architecture and design faculties are normally full of softies so I was the weird fish being the only one in the whole building wearing blue collar clothes.
Now if you want to study architecture because banking kills your soul I'd suggest to stick with banking so you can eat protein every day and then make architecture/design your hobby. Work is not your life and your hobby should not become your work, trust me I've learned that the hard way.

I don't have a master's in architecture but in zoning law so I don't know what you could expect but from what I've seen from my colleagues it's more fun than useful. You know. Every profession is just a taster in the academic but the real experience is gained at work, specially in architecture, i've dealt with architecture post docs that don't even know how to design a well made shed let alone make it.

[the chair nerd No.955244]

Ok time for another crib I designed and made with my dad and a fucking carpenter that we ended up suing for being an imbecile and a thief.

It was a small single room 50sqm inner city apartment that my dad currently rents for air bnb.

I never make good renders for my personal projects cuz I don't have anyone to sell them to so here are some shitty previews and the final product.

Enjoy.

[the chair nerd No.955245]

>>955244
Apartment had no storage so everything had to fit in a single multifunctional piece of furniture, food storage, home office, closet, tv room etc etc.

It came up quite nicely.

[the chair nerd No.955246]

>>955245
There was also a secondary piece of furniture that hid a column that didn't let the bed face the tv so it serves as a nightstand and auxiliary storage.

[the chair nerd No.955247]

>>955246
Back side of the furniture that contains the closet and two concealed door that close off the bedroom.

[the chair nerd No.955248]

fron end of the furniture serves as a reciever for keys and shit. All the electrical work was done by me and my dad cuz the carpenter had no fucking clue.

[the chair nerd No.955249]

100% was designed in 3ds max and measurements where made using a script that i made to anotate plans automatically.