Applel discovered the Boolean modifier

[Anonymous No.685002]

now THAT is innovative

[Anonymous No.685003]

[Anonymous No.685004]

>>685002

Those are speed holes they make the computer go faster.

[Anonymous No.685005]

someone tldr me on the specs

[Anonymous No.685006]

>>685005

[Anonymous No.685007]

>>685003
The epitome of form over function. Mac fags need to be gassed.

[Anonymous No.685008]

>>685003

Wouldn't mind having that display if it didn't have meme usb c connections.

[Anonymous No.685010]

That looks horrible. They do it on purpose, don't they?

[Anonymous No.685011]

>>685010
think different ®©™

[Anonymous No.685012]

So... no-no for color-critical applications, unless (I suppose) you buy into whatever proprietary calibration solution they'll be coming up with? P3 is nice, tho.

Honestly, the tone and content of the presentation seems directed at prosumers, not professionals. I mean, how's brightness a main selling point, when lighting conditions at work are strictly controlled to match dim viewing environments?

[Anonymous No.685014]

>>685002

[Anonymous No.685018]

>>685002
cool

[Anonymous No.685030]

>>685006
Lmao, cuck's "innovation"

[Recommend an Antivirus No.685031]

>>685002
just made this in 20 min, where do I sign to become a member of apple's design team?

[Anonymous No.685034]

>>685003
>dust

[Anonymous No.685036]

oh yes mi sweet son I need grater for the cheese on me piezza pies so I borrow yours very much
thank you son

[Anonymous No.685038]

>>685006
50k for a cheese grater

[Anonymous No.685039]

>>685031
>20 min

[Anonymous No.685054]

>>685002
speaking of
how do i use a boolean modifier without it resulting in an absolutely awful mess of a mesh

[Anonymous No.685056]

>>685054

Pro booleans or the modo thing forget what it's called. If ur workflow consists of booleans all the time then you are better off using fusion 360 or Rhino imo.

[Anonymous No.685058]

>>685039
Just think about how many years it took Apple to come up with this design. I think he would make for a perfect fit.

[Anonymous No.685062]

>>685003
That is possibly the most distasteful computer case I have ever laid eyes upon.
What really troubles me looking at is knowing just how many well paid people was involved in it's conception.

It looks like what one might put to pen after strolling into kitchen appliances over at IKEA while jacked on something.

[Anonymous No.685071]

>>685058
>comparing the time it takes to come up with an idea and have it approved to the time it takes to remodel something that already exists
the absolute state of /3/

[Anonymous No.685072]

>>685071
>hide your women, the Apple apologist fanboi has arrived.

[Anonymous No.685074]

>>685071
you can't possibly be serious bro

[Anonymous No.685075]

History is full of mistakes. This is one of them.

[Anonymous No.685076]

>>685034
>iBlower®

[Anonymous No.685097]

>>685002
The worst thing about this is Apple is considered a "pioneer" of design.
Be prepared to see a lot more cheese graters in the future from other companies.

Then again, the trash can never really caught on...

[Anonymous No.685099]

>>685002
Fuck, now I have to learn how to build a PC so I can put 4 cards in it and get some fucking speed with my 3D.

[Anonymous No.685100]

>>685062
not a bad grater there

[Anonymous No.685172]

>>685072
>>685074
no on is defending the design, its obviously bad, but if you think the time it take to remodel an existing object and the time it takes to come up with an idea and get it approved by your supervisors then you really are a moron

[Anonymous No.685192]

>>685003
My first reaction was disgust but it's kind of growing on me.

[Anonymous No.685202]

lmao

[Anonymous No.685224]

>>685003
Turns out it was designed by this man, he's apparently now the head of a new Apple design division called 'Steve-jobs'.

A leaked design document details it is a celebration of trypophobia and women in the workplace by design reminding of the kitchen space.

[Anonymous No.685231]

>>685224
reminds me of some meme grin guy who keeps getting posted. not cockmongler but another really toothy grin guy

[Anonymous No.685242]

>>685224
Hey don't hate on Steve-O. He had nothing to do with this, he's been busy putting hot sauce up his ass.

[Anonymous No.685271]

>>685006
holy shit that computer is huge

[Anonymous No.685284]

>>685002

You have to pay for the vesa adapter. Never change apple lol. That stand looks fucking shit. Would be a shame if someone just touched it and it fell off the desk.

[Anonymous No.685301]

>>685284
It really looks flimsy, it's footprint way too small and would easily be knocked over, I guess the bottom must be made out of some ultra heavy alloy and that's why it cost a thousand bucks.

If so that is well worth the price to have a monitor stand that looks all retarded but makes for an excellent conversation piece.

>"that monitor cost 5k? holy shit and that tiny stand looks like it'll tip over if nudged.."
>"naw man, the bottom plate is filled with a alloy of depleted uranium and gold, to knock it over you must use a force that would've broken the monitor anyway"
>"lol, what the hell?"
>"yeah, and the contact surface is made out of a nanotech cloth that mimics a gecko's feet, you could throw dart with this monitor stand and it'd stick to the wall
> you actually must hit it hard enough to flip the desk it's standing on to make it tip over."

[Anonymous No.685303]

>>685271
>holy shit that computer is huge
why do you think it costs so much

[Anonymous No.685304]

>>685301
>Only those deemed wealthy can lift Apple's mighty monitor stand

[Anonymous No.685327]

>>685231
Way to out yourself as a zoomzoom.

[Anonymous No.686110]

>>685172
It's a fucking monitor stand you incel.

[Anonymous No.686113]

I know I'm not supposed to think of a cheese grater but they're making that really hard for me right now.

[Anonymous No.686114]

>>685100
Not him but I have it, really good grater. I'm pretty sure I've never used 2 of the 4 sides on it though.

[Anonymous No.686122]

>>685303
well, my mac pro from 2006 is still going; it looks like they finally embraced the nuclear bunker concept

[Anonymous No.687136]

>>685192
>5 stages of grief

[Anonymous No.687137]

>>685271
kek

[Anonymous No.687246]

>>685002
the important thing is that people will look back on that computer and it will be dated in a particular way

people will say its delightfully 2019, before everything collapsed and we had to fight over fresh water

[Anonymous No.687350]

>>687246
God, I miss when pic related's color used to be more popular. That particular shade and finish of red is my favorite, wish I had a ruby iMac when they came out.

[Anonymous No.687356]

>>687350
That's... really good looking.

[Anonymous No.687396]

>>685002

It's now about "just using the boolean modifier LOL", this is probably a pain in the ass to machine. It's an utterly pointless thing to have on a piece of technology that goes obsolete in 5 years though.

[Anonymous No.687417]

>>685231
this dude?

[Anonymous No.687446]

>>687396
>utterly pointless thing to have on a piece of technology that goes obsolete in 5 years though
That's basically all of Apple in a nutshell. That's all they do. None of their stuff is particularly "revolutionary" anymore, and it hasn't been for a while now.