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>your mom found your secret normalmaps Anonymous Tue May 28 16:33:58 2019 No.684137 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 29 07:59:41 2019 No.684202 File: 3.93 MB, 192x270, 1523307148350.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >dad caught me unwrapping again He said my topology was fucked and called me a fag

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 3 17:00:38 2019 No.684893 File: 20 KB, 112x112, 1548680175928.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mom saw the pinned vertex group

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 3 17:09:05 2019 No.684897 >dad saw me using modo >haven't talk to me in weeks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 3 17:52:20 2019 No.684900 File: 15 KB, 300x300, 2dd[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] told friend I'd unwrap his foreskin and eat his smegma but turns out it was girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 4 00:14:17 2019 No.684914 File: 1.85 MB, 309x313, AVmyV.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mom gives me my birthday card >dad wrote "happy bday blendlet" >they both look disappoint >mom kisses me on the forehead while slipping me a Burger King employment form

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 4 00:21:27 2019 No.684916 >>684914 now that's a kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 4 00:31:37 2019 No.684917 >>684900 damn, close call

Anonymous Wed Jun 5 03:44:21 2019 No.685037
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>Vatican commissions me to make a model
>try to be contrarian and model a naked dude
>Upload david.sculpture
>everyone loves/hates it
>catholic ESRB tells me to THINK OF THE CHILDREN
>censors it with a fig leaf
>hundreds of years later
>be dead as fuck
>fig leaf removed because every artist is hard gay for my boi
>mfw

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 10 20:28:40 2019 No.685667 File: 70 KB, 247x200, 1440973016117.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >3D Coat devs found out you sculpted 3 pairs of boobs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 04:41:42 2019 No.685705 >>685037 >fig leaf removed because every artist is hard gay for my boi What was the deal with all them micropenises o mighty ghost of Michelangelo?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 06:42:32 2019 No.685708 File: 10 KB, 554x554, images(18).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ohnononono Mandatory catholic boarding school 4 u now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 07:54:49 2019 No.685714 >>685708 i'm 12 and what is this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 14:54:39 2019 No.685824 >>685714 bacteria under a microscope

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 16:51:01 2019 No.685830 >>685824 cool! can't wait to show my friends at school

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 21:09:38 2019 No.685855 File: 182 KB, 640x960, 4vGUk6A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>685037 >Upload david.sculpture >be dead as fuck The picture in my head of michelangelo's skeleton writing these lines down and shitposting in 4chan fills me with joy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 08:46:45 2019 No.685900 >>684897 >dad saw me using blender >he emancipated next morning

Anonymous Thu Jun 13 10:28:04 2019 No.685909
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>my brother caught me looking around on Autodesk website
>he handed me a printed copy of "The Cathedral and the Bazaar" and made me read it, or else
>read it, told him I really don't care much about philosophy, all I want is to work on 3D
>he slapped me across the face, said how can I not care about freedom
>mfw

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 14:34:18 2019 No.685917 File: 72 KB, 200x222, 1b2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>685909 >philosophy >freedom Usmutts

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 00:59:05 2019 No.685971 File: 117 KB, 406x364, 1482548033484.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >cycles render is full of disgusting fireflies >feels like living in the great outdoors

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 23:32:19 2019 No.688116 File: 14 KB, 128x128, monkaW.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mom found the vertex paint

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 01:41:57 2019 No.688954 File: 51 KB, 600x492, 1473945723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mom finished your character rigging so you can go catch some sleep

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 19:37:15 2019 No.689188 >>684914 >its a way of life MOM, you wouldn't understand!

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 12:28:40 2019 No.689257
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>>684137
>Mom and dad found my primitives stash, even the torus collection.
>They're asking if I've ever made donuts now
Please guys please help what do i tell them???

>>	3DGuy !!XhQDOznbDw3 Mon Jul 15 14:17:51 2019 No.689268 File: 293 KB, 4096x4096, OBSCENE_VERSION_displace.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>684137 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT`S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS A TEST A BUG IT WAS GENERATED AUTOMATICALLY THE SPRITES ARE GLITCHED, I SWEAR

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:30:28 2019 No.689272
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>>689257
Tell the truth.
Tell that you used pirated Zbrush, 3dsmax and that filthy pleb demo version of substance painter you found in a loli anime site.
There bound to find anyway, is just a matter of time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 22:20:23 2019 No.689323 File: 104 KB, 306x290, 1548357614776.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >sister added an Easter egg to unused UV space

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 14:19:25 2019 No.689386 File: 51 KB, 420x420, fbi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>689272 >You have been found guilty of using pirated software,for the rest of your life you will be forced to use blender, gimp and only open source software as a punishment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 14:56:44 2019 No.689392 File: 53 KB, 622x678, BB16C2FD-9376-4135-AA1D-88E99A6E8F66.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>684137 >mom found all my old SFM from way back when

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 15:08:15 2019 No.689395 >>689386 Even Blender is a better painting software than Gimp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 18:40:28 2019 No.689430 File: 108 KB, 267x279, 1547107093454.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >parents found the secret shape keys

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 23:13:04 2019 No.689566

Caught my son modelling something symmetric without using a mirror modifier. Little retard was actually dragging and eye-balling verts on the left and right for symmetry. I told him he's not allowed on this website anymore. What should I do guys? I thought I raised him right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 05:42:18 2019 No.689594 >>689566 I did that long ago with some assets that got used in VFX for TV and feature productions. It's not like the stupid normies will ever notice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 13:19:38 2019 No.689905 File: 103 KB, 591x915, marsbar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Chocolate anyone?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 13:31:18 2019 No.689912 >>689905 What is that supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 14:00:23 2019 No.689918 File: 278 KB, 800x800, MARS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>689912 a mars bar, of course

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 16:52:01 2019 No.689939 File: 13 KB, 372x268, 1545214495430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>689323 YOU ARE WASTING MEMORY WHIT THAT

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 20:10:57 2019 No.689959 >>689918 nice turd

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