/3/ - 3DCG

>>777521
you can model that shit in half an hour, you lazy cunt

>>777521
I could shit this out in ZBrush in like 10 minutes, but I don't hate myself, sorry.

>>777541
>>777550
well sure, fuckin anyone can shit out some absolutely vile minecraft steve if they want

the thing is that i need THIS ONE in particular, especially if it comes unwrapped and rigged already, ya feel?

>>777554
>ya feel
No, learn to do shit yourself rather than have it delivered to you. Or pay for shit if you're such a lazy fuck

>>777555
good lord dude, pay someone to get that fuckin log out of your ass. i've been (commercially) using 3d studio max for modeling/texturing for about 6 years, and maya for rigging/animation for about 5. sorry i can't be asked to model, texture, and rig a fuckin shitpost steve that already exists

i found it anyway, fella

>>777560
doubt it

>>777560
share model

>>777555
lol kys kid. you're either a kid or a pedo, likely the latter

>>777560
>6 years of experience, can't shit out a donut tier meme model
You don't deserve to be helped, you deserve to be put to sleep in order to end your misfortune

>>777521
First... i mean, FIRST... you make a cube.
No, seriously. This time it needs to be a cube.

>>777609
>you deserve to be put to sleep in order to end your misfortune
based on the fact that i want this shitty steve, yes

>>777647
please don't do this to yourself, i'm sure you don't deserve this

>>777647
After that, outright dynamesh the shit out of the cube in a 128 resolution.
Add a lot of steveness in the face.

>>777652
huge fan of the button nose

>>777647
>>777652
oh this is gonna be even more disgusting
I'm ready

>>777649
>based on the fact that i want this shitty steve, yes
Yes, exactly. You're responding like there's something wrong with this kind of approach

>>777659
>You're responding like there's something wrong with this kind of approach
i am literally agreeing with you right now

>>777653
my gawd i've never seen a button like this

>>777652
And then you have it.
The original look like its spline surface based, so i couldn´t hope to match the quality, but here you go.

>>777664
it's terrible thank you

>>777664
looking good

>>777647
>>777664
This is the one time where 3DGuy's methods shine brighter than the sun. There's no one better equipped to make a Steve like this.

>>777664
Wait...are you the guy who made that Sonic with a dick bouncing in his briefs?

>>777699
Yes, he is. lmao

I don't think you want the OG model. It has a giant PeePee from what I heard.
The closest I could find is this one
https://gumroad.com/l/gross_steve

>>777664
that actually doesn't look as soulless as the one OP posted

>>777753
>Grotesque Steve HD
fucking hell lmfao

>>777753
i actually did find the original, and it does have the huge peepee. absolutely disgusting

>>777664
Upload the model into 4Chan, please

>>779552
sent

>>779552
How?
Do 4chan now accept rigged, animated FBX 3d models up to 50 megabytes like some websites?
Because if they do, boy oh boy, this forum will get a increase in traffic and a sister red board.

this forced shit was never fucking funny, not on /v/, not on here, not on reddit, nowhere